Salted fish【Must see!】 】
(Great Literature .)" It's another energetic day! ”
The invincible and handsome Xing Zhan of the universe stretched his waist and got up from the bed.
"Hmm, did you forget the code word again yesterday?"
casually opened the book friend group, and sure enough, I found that there were some people in the group: "Salted fish, you salted fish again yesterday", "The author Ji is cold", "The author Ji is dead, there is something to burn paper" and other incomprehensible words.
"Ah, I must code words today, if I don't code words, I'll go live broadcast women's clothing."
Xing Zhan glanced at the group and swore to set up a flag in the group.
After saying that, Xing Zhan was a little weak-hearted, he meowed his eyes, and he didn't know if there were any screenshots of the guys in it.
No longer looking at the group, Xing Zhan opened the computer to prepare the codeword, and then clicked on an icon on the desktop.
"Oh, what did I click?"
"Let's go to the code word, if you don't code the word, it will be cold."
"But the game is so fun, the dungeon hasn't been brushed yet, and the task hasn't been done yet......"
In Xing Zhan's heart, the two villains are fighting frantically.
"emmmm, let's play the game first, and then play a game."
After a while, the soul of the salted fish in his heart defeated his soul of codewords, so he ran to play the game.
"Xing Zhan!"
Suddenly, there was an angry roar that scared Xing Zhan.
When he looked up, he saw that it was a beautiful girl, and she didn't look terrible. So he strengthened his courage and plucked up his courage to say.
"Who are you→_→"
"I'm a salted fish punisher, you dig a pit and don't fill it, you don't play games and don't code words, and now you have violated the law of salted fish, I'll punish you."
"Punishment?" Xing Zhan trembled, looking confused.
"Hmph, we have two punishments for salted fish like you." The salted fish punisher crossed his waist and said: "The first is to lock you up in a small black room, don't give you food, and give a steamed bun in a chapter." ”
"Huh?" Xing Zhan's scalp tingled with fright.
Close the code words in the small black room, don't code words and don't give food, it's terrible to think about.
So he didn't think about it and said, "I'll choose the second option." ”
"Really?"
The beautiful girl raised her chin, with a strange smile in her pupils: "Don't regret it......"
The next day, a message circulated on major websites.
The starting point is a street author, because the salted fish does not code words, which led to the reader's arrest of the live broadcast of women's clothing.
What's even more hateful is that he kept saying:
"It is impossible to finish the book, and it is impossible to finish the book in this life. Codewords are too time-consuming, and they can only survive by sleeping and water. Joining the group feels like going home.,The big guys in the group speak well.,Fighting skills are good.,I like it here.。 ”
What made people feel stunned was that at the moment when Xing Zhan finished speaking, a thunderbolt struck down from the sky, and he actually disappeared from the world.
……
"Oh my God, why is this happening!"
Xing Zhan stood in front of the mirror and couldn't help but wail......
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PS: Okay, good, 👏 applause, let's round ovation. It's a perfect ending, it's all over the place, and it's a wonderfully written book. Great Literature .