After ten minutes of silence, Qin Lan was always listless, stuffing all her worries in her heart, not saying anything, just nesting on the sofa, looking pitiful.

"Xia Yu, within five minutes, make the boss laugh......" Chen Xiaoxue glared at Xia Yu.

"What happened to me......"

"Who let you not open which pot to mention which pot ......"

Xia Yu was helpless, so he had to coax his shoulders, rubbed his face with his hands, pulled out an extremely funny smile, and played cheap at Qin Lan: "Boss, do you think I'm handsome......

Qin Lan didn't squint: "Ugly!"

"None of this? It seems that I can only use the ultimate, and I'll tell you a joke! Xia Yu immediately changed his face and said seriously: "Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling......"

"The story of the ugly duckling? What's the laugh about this? Chen Xiaoxue asked inexplicably.

"After listening to me, this is different from the ugly duckling in your elementary school textbook......" Xia Yu glared at Chen Xiaoxue.

"The ugly duckling grew up and became more and more beautiful, but the mother duck was very worried when she saw the ugly duckling changing day by day. Until one day, the ugly duckling was pleasantly surprised to tell her mother that she could fly, but the mother duck was not happy, but picked up scissors and wanted to cut off the ugly duckling's wings......"

"Why?" Soho asked.

Appreciative Soho glanced at it, Xia Yu wanted to ask well! Telling jokes is the same as talking about cross talk, and someone must cooperate to improve the laughter. Otherwise, why do two people stand on the stage in cross talk, teasing and puffing?

Xia Yu coughed twice, cleared his throat, and continued: "The ugly duckling also asked the mother duck like this, mother, why did you cut off my wings?"

"yes, why?" Chen Xiaoxue asked.

"Mother Duck said sternly, if I don't cut off your wings, you're going to fly, if you let your father know that you can fly, he won't have to peel my skin?"

"Flutter~" Chen Xiaoxue was the first to react, covering her mouth and laughing.

Soho slapped Xia Yu in disgust and laughed too.

Xia Yu secretly looked at Qin Lan and found that the corners of her mouth were slightly hooked with a seductive arc, although it was not obvious, but she did smile......

"If you want to laugh, you can laugh, and you will have irregular menstruation~" Xia Yu looked at Qin Lan and said.

"you...... You can also joke about girls' privacy~" Qin Lan grinned and punched Xia Yu lightly.

"Alright...... The task given to me by Xiaoxue is complete! Xia Yu smiled and looked at Qin Lan, "But boss, there are some things you can tell us, after so many days together, we will help you find a way to tide over the difficulties......"

"I'll tell you later, I'm going to play the game now......" Qin Lan stood up and stretched.

The perfect curve stretched out in front of Xia Yu's eyes, because Qin Lan was wearing that kind of low-waisted pants, and the jacket on the upper body was relatively tight, so she leaned back, stretched her lazy waist, and her white lower abdomen was exposed, and her proud vest line was ......

"Xiaoxue...... Soho, accompany me to the ......"

Leaving such a sentence, Qin Lan ran back to the room.

"Is the boss in good shape?" Chen Xiaoxue looked at Xia Yu and asked.

"Yes!" Xia Yu nodded dumbly, then eased up and explained, "What, I didn't see anything......

"Cut! Despise you! Chen Xiaoxue stretched out a little thumb at Xia Yu, "Soho, go back to the room and go online!" ”

"Uh-huh......"

Xia Yu immediately shouted: "Hey, I haven't eaten yet...... Which of you will order me some noodles...... Instant noodles are OK too? Two beautiful sisters? ”

No one paid attention to him, Xia Yu had no choice but to do it himself, put down a bowl of noodles, tinkered with it for a long time, and finally brought it out and tasted it, it was too salty......

Xia Yu was really hard to swallow, so he had to bring the noodles to Li Shisan's room and call Li Shisan up.

"What are you doing? I'm leveling up, I'm going to be 25 soon......" Li Shisan said depressedly.

"Didn't you skip a meal? No, I got out of the bowl of noodles and ate it quickly, don't waste it? After eating, I brushed the bowl and pot...... I'm back in my room and playing......"

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Out of Li Shisan's room, Xia Yu went into the kitchen. I found a few tomatoes from the refrigerator, washed them, ate them directly, filled my stomach, and then went back to my room to put on my gaming helmet.

Appearing on the second floor of the Eight Desolation Tower, Xia Yu was not in a hurry to continue brushing up, and opened the level heavenly list to take a look.

He is still the second on the heavenly list, but Ling Tian, the frost swordsman who was originally the first, fell back from level 32 to 31, obviously hanging one level with others.

Who is so powerful that he actually killed the first place on the list? Xia Yu thought suspiciously, then opened the forum and looked at it, thinking that there might be a video recording.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the forum, Xia Yu found that a video post was pinned to the top, titled "No. 1 on the list?" That's it! ", the poster is Hongyan Feiying.

Xia Yu clicked on it and watched it, playing the video.

The scene of the video is a dense forest, because the video was recorded by Hongyan Feiying, so Xia Yu's playback interface shows the perspective of Hongyan Feiying, the interface shook a few times, Xia Yu saw it clearly, there are about 20+ players on Hongyan Feiying's side, most of them are mages and archers, and a small number of priests and knights are also mixed in, but on the opposite side, there is only Ling Tian alone.

I saw Ling Tian, a frost swordsman with a glimmer of light, standing in front of him, not very old, about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and his appearance was very handsome.

Immediately after a few lightning bolts slashed down, Ling Tian lost one-third of his blood, poured a blood vial, and with a wave of the long sword, a pale green light suddenly shrouded him, and then quickly rushed towards the Hongyan Flying Eagle and his party, and the heavy slash and similar sweeping thousand army skills were issued, and the archers and mages around him fell violently, and within a few seconds, several players fell to the ground and returned to the city to resurrect.

The battle was very fierce, and then there were only six or seven of the 20+ players left on Hongyan's side, and finally, Ling Tian was shot by a stunned arrow by an archer named "Hongyan Puppy".

Hongyan Feiying lowered his head and picked up the equipment, the video went black, and the playback ended.

Xia Yu pursed his lips, and his heart turned out to be a group fight, no wonder......

There were countless comments at the bottom of the post, Xia Yu took a look, except for Hongyan's water army, the other players were all upset for Ling Tian, scolding Hongyan for bullying more.

37th Floor/Little Sapling: 20+ high-end players beat up one person, and even killed more than a dozen people, and they still have the face to call this title? I don't think it's possible for "Red Face" to win the first guild of Seven Star City, but I think it's still very possible to win the first shameless guild of Seven Star City......

38th Floor / Arrogant Less: Top Floor! ＋1……

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558th Floor/Ling Tian: Today's humiliation will be repaid a hundred times in the future......

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661st Floor/Lobster: Wow, 558th Floor, the main owner came out to speak, and quickly onlookers......

1028 Floor/Xuanyuan: Reply to 558 Floor: Friend, the Lone Ranger has never been able to get on the stage, do you want to join "Sword Soul", I added you as a friend, agree......

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1219th floor/Coke chicken wings: Reply to the 1028th floor, support the boss, and hope that the boss will recruit the first master of the heavenly list into "Sword Soul", so that there will be another handsome guy in the guild, hehe......

1280th Floor/Xuanyuan: Reply to 1219th Floor: What, isn't there enough handsome guys in the Coke MM Club? Let's ask Coke MM to pull the female friends around you into "Sword Soul", after all, there are more wolves and less meat......

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