Chapter 734: The First Hearing of the "King of Thieves Conference" and the World Are About to Drop ...... Pie?
Chapter Ninety-Nine: The First Hearing of the "King of Thieves Conference" and the World Are About to Drop ...... Pie?
But it is said that the first man in the new century saliva squirted, when the invincible, the knife tried, who dared to disobey everyone in the Tongfu Inn, this is not the end, the dead fat man then turned pale, and the image suddenly became "majestic", just now he was just a joke in a hurry, and now he has successfully eased the tense atmosphere in the field, the situation can be completely controlled, naturally it is necessary to rein in, and the image has to become a little "normal".
After all, a "clown" may be loved and even respected by the people around him, but it is absolutely impossible to get the "control" he wants...... Wang Dafu still understands this truth!
Gently flicking his sleeves, taking advantage of the residual power of "dumping" everyone, the dead fat man did not give others a chance to speak at all, and took control of the right to speak at the first time, facing Bai Zhantang, who had just gotten up, and said with a smile: "Hehe~~ I haven't seen you for many days, Bai Daxia's demeanor is still the same, and the city lord is really gratified, but ...... What Bai Daxia did today made the city lord a little disagreeable! ”
Speaking of this, he paused slightly, ignored Bai Zhantang's reaction, and then said with great sincerity: "...... As far as the city lord knows, Bai Daxia's status in the rivers and lakes is so respectful, almost on a par with this Ding Shaoxia's ancestor of the Empty Gate Creation School, I think Ding Shaoxia is in front of you to show something, but it's just like the younger generation asking the elders for advice, you just give a point or two, how can you be so unrelenting, calculating, and make up the same tense atmosphere as before! ”
Bai Zhantang, the "thief saint" on the opposite side, immediately widened his eyes when he heard this...... I'm calculating, don't give up? Are you really from our side? Why don't you see it!?
The white thief was stunned, and the shopkeeper Tong was not ambiguous: "Lord City Lord, this is yours!" ”
The dead fat man was stunned, "Huh? I'm not, I'm here to help you! ”
The shopkeeper Tong smiled and said treacherously, "Lord of the City." Have you figured out why? Just say nonsense, I won't imagine the last time I came to seal the Forehead Inn, I won't mind, I definitely won't mind! ”
The dead fat man immediately sweated, "Seal your inn?" I have a lot of money and nowhere to spend it? Obviously, the legendary "First Vampire" is no different, and he will also "bow down" under the pomegranate skirt of the beautiful proprietress with all kinds of charms.
Seeing that he couldn't afford to be provoked here, Wang Da Fulima shifted his target and turned around. turned to Ding Zai: "Ding Zai, I don't mean to talk about you, I'm from your side, look at what you did, Bai Daxia is a generation of thieves, how respectful is his identity?" How dare you ask for advice on his turf and steal the favor of others? What a system this has become! Even if you want to get a three-melon and two jujube fields, you have to pick a convenient time to get started...... What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and pay Bai Daxia a compensation for the lost property. Do you really want Bai Daxia to take it back by himself? You're not one, either! I'm from your side! ”
Let's go, let's go, the saliva in my mouth is fast enough, but when I heard this, Ding Zai's face was also weird...... Shall I pay him a fee? Do I return a lost item? Are you really on my side? Why didn't you see it, this Ding Shaomen Master and the White Thief Saint really deserve to be the same people, and both of them have the same idea!
Then. The madman gang chief financial manager who was standing on the side, Wang Da Miss Xiao Nizi, spoke: "City Lord, I think my husband's name should be given to you, you are a veritable 'real mix'." Do you know why? That's all it takes, what the hell are you going to do?! ”
The fat man was also stunned. What's going on on both sides, I ...... I'm here to mediate disputes, I'm on both sides of you, right?!
Because of the dead fat man/new century's saliva man, (suddenly/unexpectedly) dumb fire, the atmosphere in the field suddenly fell silent again, and this time it even became a little heavy......
Wang Dafu also seemed to vaguely feel that something was wrong at this time...... I looked left and right, and then I said with some trepidation: "That...... Why do you both have such expressions? What is the reason for this? I'm getting more and more confused! ”
As soon as they heard this, the two parties had not had time to speak. Over there, a proprietress who was won the title of "No. 1 in the world" jumped again!
"What! Is there a large number of adults? City Lord, you must have water in your head? Is this a matter of care? You can see it clearly, it's their group of little ghosts who are coming here to smash the field without reluctance, okay! I'll do the math for you...... two tables, nanmu, one thirteen taels, two three six twenty-six; The hundred-year-old staircase was damaged, as well as pots and pans, wine jars, plus lost work expenses and mental damage expenses, eighty-eight sixty-four. Seventy-nine-sixty-three. Oh~~ I also need a five-dollar hemp bowl for seven ......"
Not to mention the shopkeeper Tong Da, who has completely fallen into a state of crazy "money obsession", the crazy gang over there who has always regarded "arrogance + madness" as their character has also made a noise. Ding Zai was the first to jump to his feet and yelled: "I rely on you dead fat man, what do you mean for me to return the lost property?" Are you mistaken, I was the one who was stolen by the thief...... It's us good or not! You can't just lock me up if you can't make a joke! ”
It can be seen that this thief is about to go completely crazy, and he just didn't immediately pounce on the fat man and bite the fat man to death!
Now the dead fat man is depressed when he stands in the middle, what the hell is going on?
Left tilted head...... Hmm~~ Tongfu Inn was robbed?
Tilt your head to the right...... Ah~~ It was the madman who helped Ding Xiaoxin to be robbed?
Take a turn on the ...... Oh~~ Understood! In other words, the young master of the empty door was robbed on the territory of the "Thief Saint" Bai Zhantang! Is it possible? It's debatable......
The dead fat man, who finally figured it out, jumped up: "Is this possible for me?" Fake, right? Could it really be April 1st? Lie to me together?! It's not like it's going to be a fight...... Don't! ”
Running to the two groups of people in three steps and two steps, Wang Dafu stretched out his arms, and hurriedly separated the two sides who had rolled up their sleeves and were ready to start fighting, and said tightly in his mouth: "Don't fight first, don't fight first, everyone has something to say!" ”
With Wang Dafu joining, the scene finally eased up a little, so Wang Dafu took the opportunity to ask: "Little bastard, Ding Zai, don't be in a hurry." I'm on your side, tell me first, what's going on? ”
The madman helped everyone go crazy, but he was not unreasonable, and he had always had a good relationship with the dead fat man, Ding Zai glared at Bai Zhantang fiercely at the moment, and said angrily: "Hmph~~ Just before the tenth month, it was suddenly rumored on the rivers and lakes that a 'King of Thieves Conference' was going to be held. I only thought it was funny when I heard it, and I don't know who came up with such fake news......" Speaking of this, he paused slightly, and glanced up at the dead fat man: "Fat man, Senior Brother Shi is begging for a living with you, you must know the rules of our stealing door, it stands to reason that someone would engage in this kind of grandstanding!" ”
Wang Dafu is so inexplicable that he is begging for a living when the thief is begging for a living with me, and I must know the rules of your stealing doors? What do I know, me? The thief didn't seem to be doing anything to me, did he?
However, Ding Tsai did not have the slightest sense of Wang Dafu's "complicated" psychological activities, and shrugged his shoulders and continued: "I originally thought that this news was just a rumor. I thought it would soon subside, but I didn't expect it to spread more and more vigorously, and the momentum became bigger and bigger, and at the beginning of the month, there was news that my empty door of the three generations of disciples, Lu Xiaoqian, was actually defeated by the second thief Sikong Piao, the 'Three Heroes of the Yangtze River'. I heard that I was disqualified from participating in the King of Thieves tournament...... As soon as I heard this, I wondered, not to mention whether Senior Brother Xiaoqian's stealing skills would lose to that Sikong Piao, but even if there was really any King of Thieves Conference, even if it was a lottery in the empty door, it would not be Senior Brother Xiaoqian's turn to participate! Frankly. That's weird! As he spoke, he subconsciously shook his head, looking very puzzled.
At this time, Bai Zhantang, the "thief saint" on the opposite side, suddenly interjected: "Yes~~ I also heard the news, what is the 'Thief King Conference' held every sixty years, and the grand occasion of the disciples of the thief family all over the world gathering together...... But speaking of which, I've been walking the rivers and lakes for so long, but I've never heard of any 'King of Thieves' before. ”
As soon as he heard this, Ding Zai on the other side couldn't help but squint his eyes: "You haven't heard of it?" White Hero. Isn't that right? Why is it that in the news I got, this so-called 'King of Thieves Conference' has something to do with you? At least it is said that the final venue is the Tongfu Inn in Green Willow City! ”
What the!
What the!
After Ding Zai finished speaking, he saw Wang Dafu and Bai Zhantang together, but although the reactions were similar, the thoughts in their hearts were absolutely very different!
The dead fat man was shocked that the sky actually dropped a big pie again, and he didn t have anything to do, he could hold another grand meeting, and Bai Zhan thought in a dignified way. But it's a lot more complicated......
Not to mention the idea of "stealing saints" on the side. Wang Dafu was already very excited, although this "King of Thieves Conference" seemed to have nothing to do with him, and it was impossible to participate. It's not the organizer, and now it seems that he can't even get the identity of a host, at most he is just a guest at the ceremony...... That's all the mysterious organizer has to give him face!
However, the dead fat man didn't seem to think about this at all, but was very interested in this "gossip", and grabbed Ding Zai's arm to confirm it repeatedly: "Ding Zai, really? What kind of 'King of Thieves Conference' is really going to be held in my Green Willow City? Do you know exactly when? I want to apply to be the organizer, I want to provide the designated drinks and beverages for the conference, I want to provide food and accommodation for the contestants, and I want to ......"
Ding Zai snorted angrily when he heard this, and said sullenly: "Do you want me to take some medicine?" Spicy mom's, of course the news is true, but to be able to contact the organizers, I still need to pull everyone to come to you to find out the wind, do you think your Green Willow City is really fun? ”
Suddenly, I heard this sentence "roaring urgently...... The sound of the wind", the dead fat man's brain that was burned by the "desire" fire was finally cleared, and then he remembered that he didn't seem to be here to inquire about the news of the "King of Thieves Conference", but to offend people...... Oh~~ No, judge the case and settle the matter.
Scratching his nose a little helplessly, the dead fat man said weakly: "Okay, okay, I know that I am not as good as your Ding Dashao's magic eye in this small temple, but should you tell me in detail about this time "The Stolen Story of the Young Master of the Empty Gate", and what exactly was lost?" Will it make you so excited? ”
There is no doubt that the phrase "dead fat man" is really "face-saving"! to the extreme...... Let's talk about "The Stolen Story of the Young Master of the Empty Door"? What about storytelling?! If this matter really spreads, then our Ding Dashao will not have to mix in the rivers and lakes.
So when a certain young man heard this, he immediately jumped to his feet: "What is 'I' being stolen, this is not me alone!" Dead fatty, I'm telling you, don't slander it! The one standing on the ground here was not patronized by our white hero! ”
As soon as he heard this, Wang Dafu was dumbfounded, if it was just Ding Tsai who was recruited alone, to be honest, the loss of face would definitely be greater than the loss of property, and it would be a big deal that he would pay out of his pocket to match it with mud...... Anyway, this empty door doesn't seem to have a few valuable belongings, at least not on his body, all in his private treasures.
But if this is the Crazy Gang, the Thief Dragon Han Dagger, the Black Spirit Sword, the Thousand Knot Soul Incense, the Soul Condensing Sword, and the Zhan Lu Sword......
Thinking of this series of "possible" lost items, Wang Dafu's face turned a little blue......