Chapter 1: The Ass Falling from the Sky

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"Why is this happening...... Lin Qingyue held the mouse tightly, his eyes staring at the content of the monitor, and let out a sigh again.

In novels, there are often people who become winners in life because of time travel, but normal people know that even if ordinary people really travel to parallel worlds, with that poor common sense and knowledge reserve, the trajectory of life cannot change much.

Even if life can be repeated, the salted fish can turn over? Originally, the home-dwelling animal who was too lazy to eat takeout and had a lump of fat in his stomach, how could he immediately become so positive and become a living person after crossing?

Therefore, even if Lin Qingyue really crossed, he couldn't be happy at all! He was originally alive and well, and he really didn't want to move to another world to make any big news.

"Hey, give me the computer!" A girl with a single ponytail walked in and kicked the chair under Lin Qingyue's buttocks.

"Oh, oh." Lin Qingyue turned off the web he had browsed before and gave the computer to the girl.

This girl is his sister in this world, Lin Jiayun. The body is slender and slender, and the small face is very delicate, such as jade pot ice, autumn night moon. Presumably, it's either a class flower or a school flower at school.,In short, it should be very popular.。

It's just that she is not very friendly to her brother, and even a little unaffordable, and the relationship between brother and sister is also very rusty.

Incidentally, their parents died in a car accident two years ago.

Lin Qingyue's heart did not fluctuate in this regard, but he felt a sense of powerlessness, and wanted to say that he should not kill other people's parents without authorization......

Does it have to conform to the setting of having a sister and a house, and both parents are dead in order to be considered the protagonist?

But my sister doesn't have a little bit of brother-control elements, the other party is studying in the best boarding private school in the city, and she can only come back once a month, and she can only stay at home for two days and one night each time, and she can't act as a brother and sister loving daily ...... Ah, he's not really looking forward to the love of his brother and sister.

Lin Qingyue gave up the computer to his sister, got up and walked out of the room.

"When the meal is ready, serve it yourself." Lin Jiayun looked at the computer screen with her eyes and did not raise her eyelids.

"Oh." Lin Qingyue walked to the kitchen, served the food and brought it into the room.

This is a single apartment, and the whole sum is less than 40 square meters, which looks tight.

Their parents were originally quite wealthy, had their own company, and had a lot of real estate in their names. But after their sudden death, countless creditors, banks, and even some former partners came to collect their debts.

The hands are fast and the hands are slow, and everyone is scrambling to bite on it, lest they be one step late. The brother and sister hadn't graduated from junior high school at the time, so where did they know those things, and when this group of wolf-like people left, there was basically no property left.

There are only two apartments left, and there are insurance premiums paid by the insurance company. And the reason why the two apartments were not gnawed away was because their parents had quietly transferred them to Lin Qingyue before their deaths.

Lin Qingyue rented out a better apartment to get rent, and then moved in.

The dining table was in the bedroom by the balcony, and Lin Qingyue ate silently alone.

Usually Lin Qingyue cooks by herself, but after Lin Jiayun came back, she thought that what he cooked was not delicious, so she simply did it. In fact, Lin Qingyue felt that Lin Jiayun was not as good as himself, and of course he could only complain in his heart.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Lin Qingyue asked casually with the dishes in his hand.

Lin Jiayun clicked the mouse, and her tone was a little rushed: "If you really care about me, you don't know how to serve me a bowl of rice!" ”

"Oh, I thought you ate ...... first" Lin Qingyue got up and went to serve the meal, now he is the fusion version of Lin Qingyue of the two time and space, but Lin Qingyue's personality in the two worlds is similar, gentle and casual, and he has no temper.

Lin Qingyue served Lin Jiayun a meal and brought it to the table: "Come and eat." ”

"As for the chopsticks, you did it on purpose, right?" Lin Jiayun walked over, glanced at it and looked at it with angry eyebrows.

"Oh, I forgot, I'll get ...... for you" Lin Qingyue smiled, his personality was so lost.

"Forget it, you give me chopsticks, and I'll get a pair again." Lin Jiayun coldly took Lin Qingyue's chopsticks, took out a piece of paper and wiped them, and then ate with vegetables.

Lin Qingyue didn't care, and took a new pair, and the brother and sister looked at each other speechlessly, like strangers.

According to Lin Qingyue's understanding, this parallel world is roughly similar to another world, and it may be reluctant to do a copyist.

It's just that the copyist is not so easy to copy, he reads few books, and only remembers some poems and essays, and wants to rely on this to do unwritten copying.

Although I have read a lot of online novels, most of them are ten lines at a glance, and few can remember the complete plot, and it may not be successful to write them.

TV series are not good, he hasn't watched TV series for many years, but if you want movies, I remember some. It's just that script writing is very complicated, and I don't have that way or experience, so I don't want to do it for the time being.

And the IQ of the people in this world is not so low, and the entertainment industry is not so poor that he needs to use things from another world to save this world's entertainment programs.

After thinking about it, except for a very few lyrics, he really couldn't copy anything else.

But writing lyrics also requires a way, otherwise you won't be able to get money even if the song becomes popular.

Forget it, it doesn't make much sense, so be it. After thinking about it, Lin Qingyue decided to get by as before, anyway, it's not that he can't live. He's such a lazy personality in the first place, and it's so embarrassing to suddenly make a big news.

After dinner, the two of them each took a mobile phone and slowly swiped it, and it was quiet for a long time, and the atmosphere was awkward.

"You just finished the exam this month, how do you feel?" Lin Qingyue raised his head, feeling that he should be concerned.

"I did okay in the exam, you care about yourself." Lin Jiayun said coldly.

"My grades are okay......" Lin Qingyue scratched his head.

"Yes, the top student of the fourteenth." Lin Jiayun's tone was tingling.

No. 14 High School is a low-to-average high school in the city, which is not particularly bad, but very few students can go out on weekends with their chests held high and their uniforms held high.

And Lin Jiayun's private Changhe Middle School is the top school in the city. More than 50 percent of the teachers have a master's degree or above, and foreign teachers account for one-sixth of the international teaching, and they all have serious teaching certificates, not foreign garbage. At the same time, the articulation rate is also terrifyingly high, and every year people go straight to the Ivy League in Cambridge and Oxford.

Whoever wears the school uniform of Changhe Middle School is like Sun Monkey wearing chain gold armor, wearing a phoenix-winged purple and gold crown, stepping on lotus silk and walking in the clouds, and becoming as dazzling as Monkey King in minutes. Walking down the street, mortals have a worship in their eyes, and the rate of turning heads is very high.

Who said that there is no grade gap when wearing a school uniform...... Ah, it seems to be far away. But speaking of which, this dress is really beautiful...... It's really worth more than 2,000 yuan a set.

Lin Qingyue quietly glanced at Lin Jiayun, the other party came back in the morning, and he didn't change his clothes, and he was still wearing a Changhe school uniform.

She sat on the floor, leaning against the edge of the bed and playing with her phone. The upper body is a navy blue small suit, the lower body is a red pleated skirt, and the edge of the suit has a white stripe, and the atmosphere of nobility and youth greets you.

On the legs are pseudo stockings, commonly known as false knee socks, which are actually a kind of pantyhose, the lower half is black silk, and the knees and above the thighs are flesh-colored. From a distance, they look like ordinary black over-the-knee socks, but they don't fall down, and they've been quite popular lately.

The slender and straight calves under the skirt, without a trace of excess meat, are like a beautiful work of art.

Isn't it very good to have a sports school uniform, but you have to worship the West and learn from the West. Isn't it the student's duty to learn? What do you do with such a beautiful outfit? Lin Qingyue counted all kinds of things in his heart, and Changhe School was all kinds of wrongs. I completely forgot how proud and restless I felt when I was in elementary school and junior high school, looking at the white thighs of the girls every day.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Lin Jiayun glanced at Lin Qingyue.

"The fourteenth middle school is okay...... Lin Qingyue quickly retracted his gaze, defended his school, thought about it and said, "I heard that your school is relatively open, you just don't care so much, just study hard." If you are admitted to Harvard and Yale, your family also has money for you to study, so don't worry. ”

"Oh." Lin Jiayun just replied coldly, buttoned the phone off with one hand, stroked it lightly on her leg with the other hand, and glanced at Lin Qingyue, "Do you want to touch it?" ”

"Huh?" Lin Qingyue was taken aback.

"If you don't touch it, forget it." Lin Jiayun turned on her phone again, her tone still cold.

"Girls should have self-esteem and self-love, you are also at school, don't say that to boys, men don't actually have many good things, didn't our dad have had an affair before, don't you ......"

"Does this have anything to do with you?" Lin Jiayun interrupted the other party's words impatiently, and glared at him, but smiled contemptuously, "Oh, yes, it does have something to do with you." After all, I'm your ......"

"I didn't mean that!" Lin Qingyue was a little angry, and his face was slightly red, as if he had been humiliated.

"And what do you mean?" Lin Jiayun sneered and threw her phone on the bed, "Don't play, sleep!" ”

As she spoke, she pulled off her pantyhose, threw them aside, ran to the bathroom, changed into pajamas and lay down on the bed, "Turn off the lights!" ”

Seeing that her sister was going to sleep, Lin Qingyue didn't delay her, turned off the lights and went to bed. The room was silent, and I could hear each other's breathing as I lay on the bed.

Although the two slept in the same bed, they slept at two ends. In front of him was Lin Jiayun's pair of long legs and small feet, Lin Qingyue couldn't sleep a little, don't turn around, and count secretly in his heart. I don't know how long it took, but I finally fell asleep.

There was nothing else to do the next day, but Lin Qingyue happened to see Lin Jiayun changing clothes when he got up. The snow-white skin was exposed, but Lin Jiayun just looked at Lin Qingyue and sneered, and then acted as if nothing happened.

Except for this embarrassment early in the morning, the relationship between the two is the same as before, cold and unfamiliar, and Lin Jiayun really has no respect for her brother.

"I'm leaving." In the evening, Lin Jiayun picked up her schoolbag and said coldly. She's going back to school, and the next time she comes back will be a month away.

Lin Qingyue also went out to see her off, and watched her buy a ticket and enter the subway station.

When he went home, Lin Qingyue's steps were a little easier, he loved his sister very much, but he was still more comfortable alone.

Pushing the door and returning home, Lin Qingyue lay down on the bed, thinking about his future life, and sighed in his heart, Lin Qingyue's life in this world, no matter how he thinks about it, it is a little gloomy.

Forget it, stay up for a few years, and when Lin Jiayun graduates from university in the future, she should be able to relax. He may be able to find something to do now, but he doesn't want to do anything, he just wants to be a salted fish that can get by.

"Hey...... Yes! Lin Qingyue was sighing, and suddenly a snow-white ass appeared in front of him, falling from the sky and smashing straight into his face.

There is such a plot in many Japanese anime, where the male protagonist is smashed in the face by the girl's ass and enjoys it. And whenever they see this, the faces of the dead mansions always show a knowing smile, and there is a disgusting and lewd smile in the smile.

But in fact, this phenomenon completely violates the laws of physics, and is obscenity and nonsense without scientific reason.

Newton was silent when he saw it, and Einstein knew that he was going to open the coffin.

Just imagine, if a butt that is dozens of pounds bigger, or even a hundred pounds bigger, smashes over, how much kinetic energy does it have to generate? This can be carried down and even enjoyed casually, isn't the skin as thick as a city wall in the real sense?

The correct way to open it is like Lin Qingyue at such a moment, he screamed miserably, and his smashed eyes were full of stars.

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