CHAPTER 3 I'M YOUR MASTER
While thinking wildly in his head, he kept walking under his feet. Xi Meng, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun", didn't know how long he had been walking, but he finally found that no matter how long he walked, he didn't feel tired at all, and there was no signal from his body that he needed to drink and eat. This relieved Simon, who was worried that he would die of exhaustion, thirst and starvation, but then fell into a new worry - he couldn't have turned into a vegetative state, right? Isn't he trapped in his own consciousness?
Damn, it's boring...... I don't even have a pastime, this one only has sand, and my eyes are tired!! After realizing that his life should be basically in danger, Simon became heartless.
"Anyone?"
“Anyonehere?”
"Moses Moses!"
"Smecta ~~~!!"
"Ah~~~~ Xiba!!!! Yes!!!! ”
Before Xi Meng closed his eyes and shouted all the Chinese he could think of, he suddenly stepped on the air. It turned out that there was already a steep slope underfoot. He didn't have time to react at all, and he rolled on...... It kept rolling.
The heavens and the earth were spinning, and he couldn't grasp anything, and he didn't know when it would end. The fear of the unknown and the threat of death suddenly erupted, taking over Simon's heart, which seemed to be nothing on the surface. When he finally seemed to have stopped touching something, tears mixed with grit had already covered his face.
"!! It really hurts......" Simon gasped hard. "Lao Tzu's waist...... What a lifetime of sexual happiness! ”
Did you hit something on your back? However, it was a blessing to be alive after rolling down from such a steep place and rolling for so long. And he could feel pain, which was the first feeling he had since he arrived, and although it was not so good, it still made Simon feel that he was real and happy.
He struggled to his feet, rubbing his back and looking at what he had bumped into.
Then, Simon was stupid.
Behind him was a behemoth dragon with the same almost transparent color as the Starlight Dragon of the Mogu Mountain Treasure Vault, but it was the model of the five great dragons.
"This style of painting is obviously wrong......" Xi Meng, who was dumbfounded, subconsciously complained.
Before he could retract his sluggish stiffness, something else happened that nearly broke him down—the dragon, which looked much bigger than the others...... Moved.
What to do?
Peekaboo?
Simon didn't need to look to know it, not to mention the shelter on the left and right, not even the stones at the high point.
Run?
I can't run away. Have you ever seen a two-legged one that can run over a four-legged one?
Playing dead?
This method is not reliable...... It's been said that bears don't eat carcasses is a rumor. The dragon in front of him has such a big mouth, and he doesn't think it's enough for him to stuff his teeth.
Wrapping around the back?
This is a question of the professionalism of a dragon slayer, Yamaguchi Mountain for so many years, the dragon tail can not stand this bloody lesson, why did you feed POI?
Besides, this dragon is so big, he must have been spotted before he took two steps!!
Well, Simon said, there was nothing he could do. You can do it!
Anyway, if we're going to die, let's just change to a more comfortable position.
Thinking like this, Xi Meng simply lay down on the spot as a big character.
With the spirit of a martyr sacrificing his life for righteousness, he firmly closed his eyes. Maybe he will die in the dragon's mouth in the next second, but Simon still can't help but distract himself from his cranky thoughts.
Dead fatty, I won't let go of your English-Chinese dictionary if I'm a ghost! I curse you IELTS forever five.
Li Bo, I'm sorry. In the next life, Lao Tzu will definitely accompany you to the ladder.
I'm unwilling, I haven't had a girlfriend yet......
As soon as he thought of this, Simon's mind flashed like water to the girl who had confessed to him, and he deeply regretted it:
Why didn't you show me up last night when you asked me to go to the library? (Oh...... Forget, the guild clears the wasteland. Sorry, we don't fit.
Do you also play games? Such a coincidence? Ask me if I have a ...... relationship? (Got it...... This painting style is so different.,How happy to play......) Sorry, we're not suitable.
You also play Warcraft?? Three-line full cultivation? Skill full or professional goblin? (Wow!) Hot! Wait a minute...... I'm sorry, we ...... Square peg!
Why?
In order to...... Tribal pesticides!!
Thinking of the big-eyed and beautiful school girl at the end, Simon was so heartbroken that he couldn't wait to give himself a slap in the face. Was his brain shot or ...... All right...... At that time, it seemed that he was playing trumpet alone, and was squatted by the Night Elf thieves of the alliance for an afternoon. In the end, he directly deleted the number and put it on the deity, and fought against the thief all night.
I knew that I would start with one first, and I was looking at whether to bind it! It's too late to say anything.
Simon felt as if something was pressing his forehead, it must be the dragon's head!
Father, mother...... I'm sorry, my son is not filial...... You're going to burp before you even have a grandchild......
Dad won't talk about it, the man still has some hope, but what about his wife? At such an old age, it is very dangerous for advanced maternal age to conceive another child......
The old man who lost his lone was miserable...... The state's subsidy of 500 yuan is not enough for my wife to buy a bag.
Xi Meng can fully imagine the grief-stricken appearance of his mother: return my son to me, I am willing to donate one million to the country, I ......
Mother...... At this thought, Ximeng finally couldn't hold back his tears......
There is only a mother in the world, if my son can go back, I will definitely report all the private money in the set of Grandpa Mao's anthologies that my father hid in the study, and expose it to you, without asking for dividends......
What it feels like to be dead...... What a trough cake......
It is said that in the moment before death, people's brains will turn fast, but ...... It's been so long.
Is that dragon a vegetarian?
Xi Meng, who felt that his tears had begun to dry on his face, couldn't help but open his eyes.
A pair as deep as starlight, barely blinding his eyes, were staring at him.
"You...... Be......? ”
I rub ...... Why is this scene so inexplicably familiar?
"I'm your master!" Probably so nervous that Xi Meng, who realized what he had said, couldn't help but smack himself. You really have to be cautious when you enter the moon or something......
“Master?” The dragon repeated.
Xi Meng smirked awkwardly: "I'll just say that casually...... Ay!!!! Why can I talk to you?! ”
"Well, because you're my Master......" The dragon lifted its head from Roddy's body, coiling its massive head back under its wings.
Simon was dumbfounded again, and he quickly patted his ass and got up.
"Wait! What did you say? Did I hear you right? ”
The dragon lazily opened its eyes and glanced at him. "That's right. Just what you think. ”
Simon was dumbfounded, and then laughed like a fool.
Hahahaha...... Lao Tzu knew that Lao Tzu's perfect appearance and invincible character would not be easily led. Isn't this obviously the rhythm of being the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and walking to the pinnacle of life?
It's a little exciting to think about.