Chapter 138: I was born and I decided to be a baby
"You may not believe me?"
"You mean!"
"Brother Yu has sold off again, alas, ......"
"Say it quickly, or I'll burn you."
"No, it's still steamed."
"I like charcoal-grilled food, it tastes delicious."
On the screen of the live broadcast room, after Yang Hao swiped out that sentence, a bunch of comments came overwhelmingly.
I have to say that Yang Hao's ability to hang people's appetites does have a set.
This pass is just right.
However, seeing the audience's reply, Yang Hao couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.
What do these people think?
Teriyaki?
Steamed?
Charcoal-burned?
Do you want another stir-fry and stew?
Do you want to be spicy, sweet and sour, or cumin-flavored?
Didn't eat enough at noon?
Thinking of their tastes, Yang Hao's heart couldn't help but feel a chill.
It's horrible!
It's unimaginable.
Fortunately, Yang Hao also understands their temperament and knows that they are just talking.
If someone really thought like this, Yang Hao would have slipped away a long time ago.
"Brother Yu, please face up to this question and answer it, okay?" At this time, Xiao Mo, who was on the commentary seat, spoke again to urge.
"Actually......"
Hearing the voice of the commentator Xiaomo, Yang Hao groaned, and then typed these two words.
A rocket brushed by, and when the audience found out that he was played by Brother Fool again, he was so angry that he wanted to curse.
Before they could open their mouths, another rocket swiped out.
When they raised their eyes, when they saw Yang Hao's next sentence, they couldn't help but roll their eyes.
Almost all of them made a similar move.
And at this moment, on the commentary seat, Xiaomo saw the sentence sent by Brother Fuyou, and her face was full of disbelief.
"Actually, she's my wife."
When this sentence appeared in Xiaomo's mind again, she still couldn't react.
Brother fool, are you kidding?
"Brother fool, you lie!"
"Lying paper, how can a goddess be your wife?"
"Woo woo, Brother Yu is so good or bad, he pretends to be in front of so many people."
"Be careful when you go out and be struck by lightning, fool brother."
"Hehe, thousands of long knives are ready, Brother Flicker come out to greet them!"
"Brother Fool, please be normal, otherwise I'm going to call 120."
Just when Xiaomo was about to ask again, she couldn't help but smile when she saw the barrage brushed out of the live broadcast room.
Seemingly, it's really a joke.
How could Sister Zijin be Brother Yu's wife?
When she said it, Xiaomo didn't believe it herself.
If this news is true, then it is estimated that the entire professional circle and the gaming circle will change.
Xiao Mo secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it wasn't true, otherwise there would have been a lot of excitement tonight.
Couldn't help but be a little speechless to Yang Hao.
Can this kind of joke be made casually?
Doesn't he know how much of a sensation this kind of thing will cause if it is taken seriously?
"Hehe, Brother Fool is really joking!" As soon as the topic changed, Xiao Mo laughed awkwardly, and then directly decided that Yang Hao was joking.
"666, witty as Xiaomo, I can see through Brother Fu's routine at a glance."
"Slap in the face on the spot!"
"+1 face slap on the spot!"
"+2 for slapping in the face on the spot!"
"+3 for the face slap on the spot!"
"Face slap on the spot +10086!"
"Brother Fu, is your face swollen, I'll give you an egg to put on it."
"Hmph, you want to rob the goddess with us? Does your face hurt? ”
Looking at the comments that appeared in the live broadcast room, Yang Hao smiled and didn't take it seriously.
As early as when he said the sentence just now, Yang Hao knew that this would be the result.
Sometimes, when you tell the truth, no one believes you.
Of course, Yang Hao's truth, in the eyes of the vast majority of people, is more false than a lie, and people who don't understand the actual situation will definitely not believe it.
This had long been expected by him.
However, in the face of so many people's rebuttals, Yang Hao was a little unconvinced.
In other words, he is not bad, he is good-looking, can cook, do housework, play games, and take care of children in the future......
Well......
Fully worthy of Lin Zijin......
"What I said is true!"
So, Yang Hao brushed another rocket.
"Cut, Brother Fool, don't hold on."
"Hey, hey, we, who are witty, have already seen through everything."
"Want to fool people again? But goose, we won't be fooled! ”
"Don't bother with it, please think of a more reliable reason when pretending to be compared."
"If Brother Fool's words are true, I'll eat Xiang live."
"Flicker, flicker, flicker, flicker, f
Seeing the audience's comments again, Yang Hao almost vomited blood in depression.
Brothers, be a man with more trust.
Give others a little more trust, but also give yourself a little more sunshine.
Be a man and leave a line, I really want to see you in the future, don't talk so desperately.
Also, the brother who ate Xiang live, I remember you.
Yang Haodu was speechless, and there was a special live broadcast of God Xiang, do you want to be so ruthless?
"It seems that my true identity can no longer be hidden."
With a deep sigh, Yang Hao said in the live broadcast room.
"At this point, I have to tell you some truths."
Another rocket brushed out, but Yang Hao's accompanying sentence made the audience puzzled.
Only, after a brief period of doubt, the audience laughed again.
"Emmmm, Brother Fool, please tell your story."
"It looks like there's a story to hear, come on, come on, sit in the front row."
"Is there a need for melon seeds and peanut drinks? Half price, a must-have for listening to stories. ”
"Brother Flicker, please tell your story."
"I'm ready to turn around for you, and it's up to you to see if you're fully prepared for your story."
"The tissues are ready, please start your show."
After Yang Hao brushed out those two sentences one after another, the audience also began to cooperate.
Of course, only Yang Hao knows that these people are waiting for him to make a fool of himself, and they are all secretly enduring it, ready to give him a "fatal blow" at a critical time.
This is already a routine that they don't need to say, everyone knows.
As for the other viewers who watched the play, although they didn't understand the situation, they also felt quite interesting when they watched Brother Fool interact with a large group of people, and some people joined in from time to time.
On the commentary seat.
Looking at this scene in the live broadcast room, the two people who commented on Xiao Qi and Xiao Mo were already dumbfounded.
In less than a minute, Yang Hao had already mastered the rhythm of this live broadcast, and almost mobilized the emotions of most of the audience.
Even as commentators, it's hard for them to do that.
This foolish brother's personality charm and control are too terrifying, right?
The two of them thought about it in great fear.
At this moment, Yang Hao moved again, and one rocket after another brushed out.
"Actually, our two families are world friends."
"Before I was born, I decided to kiss the baby!"