Where is our heinous dragon Lord Hess right now? It will inadvertently sneeze into its lair and say "Damn!" Does anyone think about this king"? Perhaps, after all, there are some hints given before the catastrophe strikes, and these hints are the legendary apocalypse. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But our dragon lord is now in his cave, sleeping with the sparkling treasure he has plundered. Occasionally, he would roll over, and the buckle was probably outside the dragon body of his hips, and there was not a single sneeze that disturbed his sweet dreams. It was the earth-shattering snoring that tormented his guards.

Perhaps from the day he became a dragon, he was already abandoned by God. Who knows? After all, most evil dragons will shout at the threshold of fate: I don't believe in fate, the dragon will win the day!

Inside the tent of the commander of the Stroud Military Region.

"Kazan, my brother. You're going to kill me. I haven't seen you in years since the imperial capital was gone. You can't have military feats and forget your brother. ”

"Hey! Don't hurt me, Ozma. How could I? I'm not the Generalissimo! If I can return to the imperial capital casually, those old and immortal auxiliary ministers will not be able to talk about me to death. Like "as the generalissimo of the dignified Stru Military Region, he even disregarded the safety of the Stru region and returned to the capital privately", like "what if those barbarians of the Bantu tribe took advantage of the lack of a leader in the military region and attacked our Peruvian Empire on a large scale", like "you are putting the safety of the empire at risk", like "rebellious ministers and thieves, rebellious ministers and thieves", or something. ”

"Okay, okay. You're right, you're the best, you're always right. ”

"Hehe, the second brother is wise. Ah, right. How is Big Brother doing now. His serious illness scared the hell out of me. At that time, I was forced to go back with the reputation of a 'rebel and thief'. Has his condition relapsed now? Can he eat it now? Did you sleep well? Did you find your sister-in-law? ”

"Stop, stop, stop. The more I talk about it, the more I lose it. Big brother isn't as fragile as you think. At that time, when he recovered from his illness, he came to us to celebrate his death. At that time, I was worried, afraid that he would recover from a serious illness and his body would still be very weak, and he would not be able to stand such a noise. But he couldn't resist him, and the three of us brothers really hadn't gotten together for a long time, so we accepted this imperial grace. Who wants him to be the Emperor! Hum! ”

Speaking of this, Ozma couldn't help but sigh that since he became the emperor, his brother has become more and more like an emperor.

After a pause, Ozma continued.

"One day I thought, let's get together. When the time comes, everyone eats and chats, as long as they don't drink. But at that time, the eldest brother drank it. Do you remember how the eldest brother persuaded him to drink at that time? ”

"I remember that it was like, 'If it's a man, I'll make this cup,' 'If it's a brother, I'll make this cup,' and 'If you don't die, you will be blessed.'" Dry this cup', 'The moon is so round today, dry this cup', 'Liz looks so beautiful, dry this cup'. Speaking of this, Kazan couldn't help but secretly speak, and sighed greatly that if you don't die, you will become a nerve, oh no, no, there will be a famous saying that there will be a blessing.

"Yes, I was thinking at the time, just drink it, it's a big deal to sacrifice your life to accompany the gentleman, as long as the eldest brother doesn't drink. I don't know that he is also a strong drinker, and he can't pull it. Drink and drink, you will have fun, go to ****** the first recovery from a serious illness, go to ****** health is priceless, as long as the brother is there, everything is in vain. ”

After saying this, Ozma looked at Kazan with a wicked smile and said, "Do you remember what you did when you were high drunk?" ”

Hearing this, Kazan, who was originally full of pride in brotherly love, couldn't help but tremble. That scene at that time was really unbearable!

Kazan, who was trembling, said naturally: "What did I do? I've heard that people who drink high generally don't remember what they've done. Ahem......" After saying this, Kazan couldn't help but secretly think: That's it, that's it.

"I really don't remember? I'm the number one mage in the empire, and mages naturally have some special skills. Do you want me to give you some pointers? Ozma couldn't help but laugh wickedly when she saw that Kazan was able to be so calm.

Hearing this, the composure that Lord Kazan had cultivated in front of the Ten Thousand Armies began to crumble at this time. Master Kazan stammered, trembled, and flattered Archmage Ozma, "Yes, yes...... By the way, second brother, tonight, in order to catch the wind for you, second brother, I specially prepared for you a mare's milk wine unique to the Stroux Mountains. ”

"That's all?" At this time, Ozma was looking at his fingernails critically, as if he was not very satisfied with the trimming of his nails.

"It's still ...... Also, in addition to mare's milk wine, there is also roasted whole tiger. You don't know, this tiger meat is a cold ice tiger produced in the snowy region of Northwest Ston in the Stroop Mountains. This tiger meat is not only full and elastic, but also ruddy and shiny in color, and has a rich taste and melts in the mouth. As the so-called fat but not greasy, thin but not firewood, not greasy, suitable for all ages. ”

At this time, Kazan has already praised the meat of this cold ice tiger, if his vocabulary is a little richer, and his skin is thicker, then he may add such a paragraph, if he pickles it with honey, Chuanbei, bellflower, and the seasoning of Tianshan Snow Lotus, then there is no need to refrigerate, let alone add preservatives, and it can be kept fresh for a long time. It is really a good product to nourish yin and yang, strengthen the body and brain, and be a must-have for home travel.

"Stop, Stop, Stop"

"Isn't that enough? By the way, there is also a roasted whole sheep, that's really ......" Kazan at this time is really scratching his ears and cheeks, and he can't wait to catch the Bantu girl back to a team and accompany Ozma to play the maid game.

"Alright, alright. Generally, people who drink high do not remember what they have done, nor do they remember what others have done. There is indeed a saying, and this is really true. Hey? Brother Kazan, why are you sweating profusely and sweating profusely? Is it too hot in this tent? Ozma asked, pretending to be confused.

"Yes, yes, it's too hot." Kazan hurriedly nodded yes, as if he had been pardoned.

"Then let's go out for a walk, blow the cold wind peculiar to the Stroo Mountains, and relieve the boredom."

Kazan is petrified in an instant.

After Kazan served this second brother with a lot of trembling, the fear of him in his heart had surpassed that of the eldest brother in the imperial capital. It seems that in the future, I will have to stop drinking, do more things, and serve these two brothers in a soft voice. Ahh

Compared with the embarrassment and embarrassment of Kazan inside the big tent, outside the big tent is very lively, full of festive atmosphere. Although today is not a festival according to the convention of the Arad continent, as long as there is wine, meat and girls (of course, this can only be thought about), everyone will drink together, warblers and swallows (all the big men who are dancing in the group of demons), happy, which day is not a festival? Naturally, except for the hardship out of pocket, of course, this is also a catastrophe for him. However, today's financier is the imperial treasury, so it is naturally peaceful, and everyone is happy.

……

"Hi, Iron Pillar. Today's banquet is truly sumptuous. ”

"yes. It's all thanks to Lord Ozma. ”

"To Ozma-sama"

"To Ozma-sama"

The sound of cups and lamps, the bonfire.

During this period, a strong man who drank high would run to the high platform and sing a folk song of their hometown, winning the whistle; There are also people with strong martial arts, who climbed crookedly to the high platform in the midst of the crowd of commotions, and practiced a set of drunken military boxing, winning bursts of applause; There are also people who use the strength of wine to stir up nonsense, and they scold the former rivals, but when everyone separates them, they call others brothers and sisters, and clink glasses.

Drunk, sleepy, sleeping on the floor, there is a bonfire that stretches anyway.

Except for a few people, they are now looking at these people with resentment in their eyes. With cold eyes and spears in hand, they are poor sentinels.

……

"Cut, what's the big deal. Tomorrow we can also drink wine and eat meat in a big bowl. ”

"Having said that, I still feel a little aggrieved."

"Don't complain, who wants us to work today!"

"O heaven, O earth. Why do you do this to me if I have been loyal all my life?"

……

A group of soldiers on night duty complained together. At this moment, a tall figure suddenly walked from behind.

"What are you chewing together, no vigil, no patrol, go back to your post." An angry voice came from behind him, and the source of the voice was none other than the same hard-pressed patrol leader.

"But......" One soldier tried to say something, but was rudely interrupted by the captain.

"But what? We are the proud soldiers of the Empire. We have to have an iron will. We are a brick in the barracks, and we will move wherever we need it. Do you understand everything? ”

"Understood," replied in a lifeless manner.

"Speak loud to me, do you understand?" The captain raised his voice and shouted.

"Got it!" The soldiers were shocked, barely raised their morale, and shouted loudly.

"Disbanded"

After saying this, the captain continued to patrol the area around the barracks. As for what the captain was feeling tonight, perhaps only he knew.