Chapter 396: It Turned Out to Be Bichi
"Save the World...... What is the meaning? ”
"It's complicated, you'll find out later." Chu Liumeng said a word, "Now the family wants to take you back to the Chu family, do you want it?" ”
"What about my mother?"
"Aunt Wang is a mortal, of course she can't enter the Chu family."
"Who are you?"
"You should say 'we', we are the Heavenly Daoists, slaying demons and demons, and acting for the existence of the Heavenly Dao...... But these things don't matter, you can think of us as superpowers. ”
"I don't want to get involved in your affairs, I want to live as an ordinary person, so can I refuse?"
"Of course you can, it's my father's last wish, and it's your freedom." Chu Liumeng nodded, "But you are my sister, you shouldn't deny this." ”
Wang Lian pursed her lips: "Okay, I know...... But can you give me a little time to calm down. ”
"Of course you can, sister." Chu Liumeng hugged her, "Actually, we are very similar, we must be able to get along very well." ”
Wang Lian smiled inexplicably, but if you knew my hobby, I'm afraid you wouldn't say that.
Although she is very blue, she is also very self-conscious. The sister of the White Lotus Fairy is actually such a Bichi who plays with the innocence of men, it's really ironic to think about it......
"We maybe, not that much." Wang Lianlian couldn't help but say.
"No, we're alike, we're all fun-loving people." Chu Liumeng sighed lightly and sat elegantly on the chair, as if he was a fairy living in seclusion in the hollow valley.
"......" Wang Lianlian didn't know what Chu Liumeng meant by this.
She picked up a piece of cake casually and took a bite: "Sister, your favorite men all revolve around you, right, watching them be fascinated by you, my heart will be very satisfied." Oh, man, that's stupid. As long as a woman is beautiful enough, then everything is right. ”
Wang Lian was stunned, she couldn't believe that this was from Chu Liumeng's mouth, could it be that this was the nature of the White Lotus Fairy?
However, the words that made her three views even more collapsed came out of Chu Liumeng's mouth.
"It's funny to watch them be stupid and presumptuous in front of them, right? As long as the girls show a little favor, they will think that we have a crush on them. As long as you flatter him a little, you will immediately behave desperately like a monkey in estrus...... I think my sister should be the same as I thought. ”
Chu Liumeng looked at Wang Lianlian, and a clear and flawless smile appeared on his face.
Wang Lian trembled, this is Chu Liumeng? Is this the White Lotus Fairy? This is the saint who is known on the Internet as the first ice clear jade in the upper and lower 5,000 years?
"You, are you really Chu Liumeng? Myself? ”
"Of course, I'm Chu Liumeng." Chu Liumeng smiled slightly, and said calmly, "I am Chu Zilu, Chu Liumeng, White Lotus Fairy, and the most holy among women." ”
"You, how do you ......"
"Sister, I thought you'd understand...... It's like the spare tire 123456 in your mobile phone, and your various means. I remember that at the orientation party, in order to deal with me, you secretly remained quiet on the surface, secretly united with other faculties, and finally went to the student union to protest, and found two science and engineering men in advance...... I think it should be your spare tire two and spare tire four, let them build a perfect voting website in half a day. Usually knock out their living expenses from those spare tires, and don't even let them hold their hands, but from time to time give them some hints, so that they want to leave but are reluctant. Even before you came here, you received no less than five gifts from those spare tires, and they also made them believe that they were the only ones who gave you a birthday present, and they were moved by themselves for a long time, this time the top ten goddesses of the campus, you saved your strength from the beginning, so that people wouldn't pay too much attention to you, and then fanned the flames behind your back and poured sewage on Jiu Ge......"
Chu Liumeng talked about Wang Lianlian's various behaviors, and he kept smiling lightly: "I'm so moved, we will definitely get along very happily." ”
"You, you ......" Wang Lianlian was like a goldfish starved of oxygen, her mouth opened and closed, and she was speechless in shock.
"Okay, okay, these are not things I deliberately learned, it's just that our Chu family has a very powerful intelligence department, named Baiyiwei, I heard that there is no information in the sky that they can't find, I listened to them take the initiative to report to me......"
"What do you mean, what the hell do you mean?" The more Wang Lianlian looked at Chu Liumeng, the more he felt creepy.
"Didn't I say it, we're very similar......" Chu Liumeng's smile became more and more beautiful. The ancients turned back with a pair of smiles, and 100,000 elite soldiers defected.
But the more Wang Lianlian looked at it, the more she felt that this smile was so familiar, as a Bichi, this seemed to be her daily life.
"It's like, I deliberately asked my high school classmates to upload my video to the Internet, because this can make me famous, and I deliberately accepted the invitation of the crew of "The Promotion of the Crown Princess", because I heard that there are first-line actors who make cameos, so that you can get to know some contacts, and I deliberately wrote a full-score essay and spread rumors that I copied it, and then asked the reporter to come to my house, so that I can perfectly express myself, and by the way, I can show Ailian, because in this way, I can have the name of the White Lotus Fairy's literary song."
"I'm deliberately streaming something that I'm not interested in at all, because this kind of White Lotus Fairy will be different...... Let me tell you a little secret, I also let out the stigma and scandals before...... Of course, after I donated, after all, I was bored and tired of playing, and the way to exit should always be more lively. As for the boring scandals, the hot searches are made every now and then, of course, I did it deliberately, how can I make those stinky men forget me. ”
"Oh, by the way, the two handsome guys from your academy are collectively late for the orientation party, sorry, because I seduced them, and I also let the people in the Chinese department do the troubles during your performance." Sister, you're very smart, but it's a pity that I'm not stupid...... And the top ten goddesses on campus this time, in fact, I didn't help Ellie block the knife at all, that person's target was me from the beginning, but they all said so, and I could only reluctantly embarrass it, but guess this rumor and a series of activities, who is instigating all this? ”
Chu Liumeng narrowed his eyes slightly, his tone was flat and undulating, and his smile was incomparably holy and beautiful. It's like the Nine Heavens Xuannu descended to earth and taught Xuanyuan the Yellow Emperor's Book of War.
"......" Wang Lian was stunned, stunned for a long time, for a long time, suddenly came back to his senses, slapped the table and scolded, "You Bichi, won't your conscience hurt!" ”
She finally knows why she doesn't like Chu Liumeng now, because the same sex repels each other, and at the same time, good and evil are not separated! This is a conscientious Bichi's instinctive contempt for Bichi, who has lost his conscience!
(There's another chapter before two o'clock in the morning.) )