Chapter 151: Orochimaru's troubles
"Whoever is above the house, does not know that the bird of the eavesdropper will be eaten by the eagle? Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 As he spoke, Fumiei Inoue took out a kunai and shot it at the window on the roof.
A flashbang was thrown into the cafeteria, and the bright light illuminated the entire cafeteria. When Inoue Fumiei's hand was removed from his eyes, a masked ninja wearing a rain ninja forehead appeared in the cafeteria. "Konoha Ninja Inoue Fumiei, today is your death date." As he spoke, he took the ninja knife and rushed towards Inoue Wenying.
A puff of smoke flashed when Fumiei Inoue, who was about to be hit, turned into Tsunade Hime of Konoha. "What the hell do you bastard want to do. I didn't expect that what Inoue Wenying said was true, and you would actually make a move on a Konoha Nakashinobi. It seems that you are really getting more and more useless. ”
Yu Ren was a little embarrassed to put away the ninja knife and changed back to his original face. "That, that Tsunade, why are you here. Hahaha...... I'm joking with Inoue Fumiei. ”
A voice came from the side. "Jiraiya-sama, what would you say if I hadn't called Princess Tsunade? I'm afraid you've already taught me a lesson. I see that you rushed up with a fierce posture, and you don't want to beat me up and get angry. ”
This little ghost really guessed correctly, he just transformed into a rain ninja just to teach him a small lesson, and then use his true colors to show it. I didn't think he would call Tsunade, but I was really unlucky. But he laughed a few times, "Little ghost, don't talk nonsense, how could I do this." I'm just trying to see if you're good at it. My favorite is a little devil like you. Jiraiya said that he wanted to pinch Inoue's cheek.
Inoue Fumiying dodged hard under his feet. "You don't want to do it all with your hands, it's easy for people to misunderstand you. I like girls as cute as Hotaru, and it's better to keep our distance from us at the level of an old man like you. And then here's the order from the three generations of Hokage-sama to you. ”
Hearing Inoue's words, Jiraiya's whole body was petrified, and he didn't even pick up the scroll that Inoue Wenying threw over, and he didn't ease up until the scroll hit Jiraiya. He complained: "You little ghost is not cute at all, how could the three generations of old men let you give me the task scroll." But you're still more comfortable with Tsunade, and you don't even need to do tasks now. Well, how could the three generations of old men arrange for me to protect Tsunade. But that's fine, the two of us can have a two-person world. It's wonderful to think about. ”
"Really? I can't imagine that you will also dream. But if you want to go on a mission, I won't be with you. I'll leave first. Tsunade turned around and was about to leave.
Jiraiya reached out to stop Princess Tsunade, "Tsunade is different this time, they are ninjas from the Temple of Fire. This time it's specifically for you, stay with me for a while. I don't want anything wrong with you. ”
Princess Tsunade's body trembled, "You're not too young, why are you so numb when you say it." According to your shameless appearance, you should have chased Princess Tsunade a long time ago, how could you still be a single Wangna. ”
Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, glaring at Princess Tsunade. "You're not Tsunade, who the hell are you. Why impersonate Tsunade. ”
Princess Tsunade shrugged, "I didn't say I was Princess Tsunade, but I became the number one beauty in the ninja world. You're not right, the big pervert is also here, but now I want to say bye-bye. Princess Tsunade disappeared with a thud.
Jiraiya looked angrily at the place where Princess Tsunade disappeared, "Bastard, you dare to deceive me with the shadow clone technique." Catching you makes you look good. ”
"Thank you, Lord Jiraiya, otherwise I would have been deceived by this liar. Hotaruko, let me introduce you to this great character, Jiraiya-sama, one of the three ninjas of Konoha Ninja. I specifically called him to help this time. He's a big guy that many people can't see. ”
Hotaru looked at Jiraiya with admiration in her eyes, "Are you the great Jiraiya-sama?" I have finally met you, can you tell me about your great deeds? I have only heard of your deeds in the mouths of wandering poets, and it would be better if I could have heard your account for myself. ”
"Wha, I'm the great Jiraiya-sama. But if you want to hear my deeds, you have to wait, and I'll go back as soon as I go. After Jiraiya finished speaking, he quickly grabbed Inoue Wenying and disappeared into the cafeteria.
On the roof of the hotel, Inoue turned his body to get rid of Jiraiya's control, but he couldn't get rid of Jiraiya's hand. "Jiraiya-sama, I'm your admirer. I've grown up listening to your legends, and my greatest hope is to get up close and personal with you as I do now. Tears of excitement flowed from my eyes. ”
Jiraiya watched Inoue Fumiei's performance with some amusement, he was just on the rooftop but heard how Inoue Fumiei, a little ghost, slandered him. Now he is his admirer again. "Inoue Wenying, you said that your tears of excitement flowed out, but why didn't I see tears on your face? You're not going to lie to me, I'm not in a good temper right now. You should know the cost of lying to me. ”
Inoue Wenying looked at Jiraiya with a sincere face, "Jiraiya-sama, you look at my face, this is a sincere face, I investigated all your deeds in order to meet Jiraiya-sama." As for the lack of tears coming out of my eyes, it is because my tear glands develop relatively late. If I weep excitedly in the morning, tears will come out of my eyes at night. If you want to see my tears of excitement, please come back tomorrow morning. It's caused by my body, and I can't help it. ”
Jiraiya wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hands, and this little ghost even used the excuse of slow development of tear ducts. By the way, the three generations of old men didn't say that he was very proficient in the art of transformation. That Tsunade just now must have become. used his hand to close the distance between Inoue Fumiei and himself. "You changed the Tsunade just now, right? I said, how could Tsunade come by such a coincidence? This time, plus the noon hot spring house, you are amazing. How dare you fool me twice. I'm going to show you how good I am. ”
Inoue Fumiei stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, Jiraiya-sama, I know that you have been a genius since you were a child. He came first in every exam, and your teammate Orochimaru was a little dumber. It's like being slapped in the face when you confess to a girl, and being chased and killed by a girl for sending the wrong love letter. He was tied to a stake when he led the team to the Shinobi test, and he became a Shinobi to go on a reconnaissance mission, and he fell from a tree and was discovered by a hostile ninja. I wrote a book and prepared a book signing, but not a single book was sold. This big snake pill is really stupid, and I'm going to write a special book about this big snake pill. Jiraiya-sama, what do you say? ”
Jiraiya's hand that grabbed Inoue's clothes hard couldn't help but loosen up. How did this guy investigate all his troubles clearly. Could it be that the three generations of old men told him that the three generations of old men are too hateful. casually told his privacy to this little ghost who didn't hide his mouth. The hand was released from Inoue's clothes, and the clothes on Inoue's chest were slapped a few times. "Inoue Wenying, your clothes are really handsome, but unfortunately there is some dust on them. I took you to the roof just to pat the dust off for you. As for Orochimaru's stupid troubles, don't spread the rumors, he used to be my teammate after all. ”
"Jiraiya-sama, I listen to you, after all, you are my idol. By the way, there is a super pervert in the hot spring house this time, and I have already offered a reward of 50,000 taels to capture this big pervert. I heard that there are still many enthusiastic people who are donating, and this pervert must not be able to escape. ”
"What the hell do you want to do, boy, the woman who attacked me at noon must be you. This kunai is specially made by Konoha, and I am also a Konoha ninja who will not admit mistakes. ”
Blocking Jiraiya's flying spit with his hand, "Don't be excited, Lord Jiraiya, this is just me saying hello to you." Otherwise, will you meet me? I've heard that you're a master of refuge, and you've escaped from you several times when the three generations of Hokage-sama have asked you to succeed you, and the five generations of Hokage have all escaped. You're not even going back to Konoha now. It's a pity that the three generations of old men still have to work so hard at such an old age, this is all because the apprentices don't give it their strength. Why don't you go back to Konoha and have a look? ”
"Haha, I've got a top-secret mission on my mission. How can there be time to go back. Let's not talk about these boring things, how could three generations of old men arrange for you to carry out this mission. They're the ones who dare to assassinate Tsunade, can you? It's not good that they won't be easily dealt with. ”
The way this guy changed the subject was weak. "Jiraiya, don't underestimate me, although there is a gap between my strength and yours. But it's still easy to deal with these idiots who don't have a high IQ. What's more, the three generations of old men have already arranged for Hinata Hinata and a team of shadows to help. By the way, Jiraiya-sama, you have to protect Princess Tsunade, she must not have anything to do. I'll take care of other things. ”