The most intimate communication between people is when he gives you a sentry when he sleeps in class.

Yang Tassel found that he had become the sentry of the three guys in the dormitory.

If the teacher notices them, Yang Tassel will wake them up, if not, then continue to let them sleep!

Rongcheng University, a key university in China, not all students will become pillars of society in the future, but they will be building the country no matter what industry they are engaged in in the future.

Yang Tassel was not very interested in this class either, and none of the college students in this class were interested.

He was playing with Tieba and was attracted by a post.

A player's post for a long time was turned over, and it was he who asked, what do you do to implement it, and the game is filled with a box of eight hundred and eight without blinking an eye.

Downstairs replied very interestingly, I can't even afford a winter down jacket for eight hundred yuan, is the box of eight hundred and eight expensive?

There are many people who agree with his statement, and there is a floor below that reveals their family situation, and they found that they were wearing a certain treasure and pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in the post bar.

One person even said, what do people do in reality, whether they buy a box or not, what does it matter to you?

Yang Tassel found that the keyboard was getting more and more bullish now, and he saw a joke not long ago, which was about this kind of person who was full of food and had nothing to do.

What do you hope to get when you graduate.

The first is happiness, the second is to find a girlfriend, the third is to get a good job, and the fourth is to be able to slap the stupid fork on the Internet through the computer screen.

In fact, the post bar is issued by everyone to discuss rationally, but many people like to look at the theme of what people want to express for a sentence or two, and then they start to talk nonsense, thinking that it makes sense.

Of course, these are the bar essences.

In fact, to put it bluntly, the typical characteristics are like this.

You yell at the sea and let off steam.

A netizen who doesn't know you suddenly appeared on the sea and refuted you.

This friend, if you reflect on it, isn't the biggest stupid fork yourself?

Now it's so ridiculous, you're the one who wants to vent your emotions, and the sea is the sticker, and what emerges from the sea is the bar spirit.

Why do you want to raise the bar with the bar, you have eaten too much to hold on!

Grandpa Yuan Longping shouldn't have invented hybrid rice, so that so many people had nothing to do!

The last comment was five minutes ago, probably because he didn't refresh it.

He finally posted one: A group of stupid netizens, I don't know what they posted!

Then quickly close the sticker, and as for the bar spirit, let him die! He doesn't care about himself next, he doesn't want to read the post bar during this time, and after a while, it's this kind of boring thing again.

There was a physical education class in the afternoon, and today Monday and Sunday, I was supposed to go to Korean rice with He Hao, but she had something to do temporarily.

Yang Tassel can only go with Guoguo, not a heavy color and light girl, but a child should eat some traditional Chinese food, support domestic production, and start from eating.

Of course, as a result, Zhou Tian and Guoguo ate everything they could eat in the streets and alleys of Rongcheng all day long.

No way, make money.

At that time, the news of the bank card was sent, more than 2 million, which was all transferred to the direct account by the auction house, and then Yang Tassel used the app to withdraw 1 million.

This era is actually the era of electronic networks, and in the future, technology will develop more and more, and games will become more and more popular.

In PE class, students are assigned to other classes in a scrambled manner, which means that you are assigned to which teacher you choose to take PE class.

And under the subordinates of these teachers, there are also some students who don't know each other, all of whom are in the same grade, but not in a major.

Rongcheng University is the largest in the entire southern university, affiliated with the College of Liberal Arts, and the ratio of girls to boys has reached 7:3.

If you didn't have a relationship or a partner in college when you graduated, then you must be a shame on the school.

Many doctoral students and teachers who stay in school to teach, they are all the same, they are basically in love, and the two people are too far apart, so they apply to stay on campus to teach.

As for the breakup, there is no way, everyone has their own lives, and wealth is in the sky.

Yang Tassel chose a sport to be football, in fact, football is a sport that is conducive to limb coordination and ligament relaxation.

And the national football team is also a very amazing team.

I haven't been in the World Cup for more than ten years, and every year the commentators, referees, and broadcast coaches have gone, and the national football team is watching others play football on TV at home, what a pleasure!

Of course! This is certainly not about the Chinese women's football team, but the men's football team!

When you think of the origin of football in China, it is estimated that many people are not happy.

The Song Dynasty was juju, and there used to be a cartoon called the Song Dynasty Football Player, which is enough to prove that the history of football is longer than that of foreign countries.

The teacher who taught football was a middle-aged man of thirty-five or sixteen, he used to be a national first-class athlete, what his strength was, anyway, Yang Tassel didn't know.

Directing them looks a lot like that, and kicking them yourself is another concept.

And many people say behind their backs that many of the people who play wild football are better than him now.

This teacher's surname is Guo, and his name is Guo Chaoyang!

Mr. Guo took a ball and placed it in the center of the court, then reached out and tapped the people sitting on the lawn to make them stand up.

Yang Tassel was also among them, he felt inexplicable, and he didn't like to gossip behind his back.

"Look!"

Mr. Guo was directly in the middle of the field, and a side kick kicked the ball into the corner of the upper right corner.

Don't be a little one applauded, and Mr. Guo was expressionless: "You, you, you, you, run ten laps, go quickly!" ”

In the end, Yang Tassel was left standing here, and Mr. Guo patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's good that you didn't say anything bad about me behind your back, otherwise you would end up like them, go and pick up the ball!" ”

Yang Tassel smiled awkwardly: "This ball has gone into the women's team, it's not good for me to go!" ”

What the women's team does, Yang Tassel usually doesn't pay attention to, as if it is a cheerleader.

The main thing is that he is not interested, he does not pay attention.

Mr. Guo is actually a bit old-fashioned, and he will also talk about his past and sister's journey.

If he had a background, he would have been able to enter the national football team, otherwise, after Ronaldo and Messi, he Guo Chaoyang would have been him.

Teacher Guo suddenly asked, "I've always had a question I want to ask you, but after so long, I can see that you don't have a girlfriend!" ”

He asked, but he was sure.

Yang Tasu replied in wonder: "How do you know?" ”

"Look, in our football team, you are the second coach, and the first coach is of course me. You see those who have acne, don't grow tall, grow fat, and when they are tired of playing football, there are girls who bring them water and paper towels, and you and the girls stay for less than a minute at most, which is really embarrassing. Teacher this is to create opportunities for you, go ahead! ”

Yang Tassel saw that he was about to kick his own posture, and hurriedly ran to the girls' team.

She was twenty or thirty meters away and shouted to the group of girls, "Hey, can you kick the football for me?" ”

There were sixty-four girls in the group, and they turned their heads to look at Yang Tassel and laughed collectively.

"Hey, little brother, aren't you from the Hanfu Society?"

"That's right! It's him, so handsome! ”

Yang Tassel touched his head: "Can you give me the ball?" ”

Teacher Guo watched this scene and felt that it was not for nothing that this guy did not have a girlfriend.

A girl picked up the ball and kicked it lightly, kicking it at a distance estimated of two or three meters.

"Oops, little brother! You see that I have little strength and can't kick it, otherwise you can come and get it yourself! ”

"That's right! That's right! ”

A group of girls collectively coaxed, but Yang Tassel was not shy, so he decided to trouble.

When he walked over, the female teacher who taught them to dance kicked the ball directly to Guo Chaoyang.

said to Yang Tassel: "Don't be like your teacher who doesn't study well, you don't have a wife in your thirties!" ”

Yang Tassel touched his head and looked at Guo Chaoyang in the distance with a smile, and Guo Chaoyang had already taken the ball and looked at the dance teacher with a vicious look.

He must have heard that sentence just now, so he showed this expression.

"Teacher Guo, this female teacher said that you are in your thirties and you are not married, is it true?" Yang Tassel burst out loud, and everyone in the playground heard it.

At first, he was stunned, and then laughed out loud.