Chapter 39: Let's start with a joke
Looking at this black hole, I suddenly felt ecstasy, I didn't expect to be really blinded by us!
"Well, the little quail is doing well!" Violet smiled and touched Xiao Zhengtai's head, and praised: "If you hadn't reminded us, maybe we would still be running around like headless flies, and we would be able to exhaust ourselves to death without being discovered."
"Hee-hee-hee......" Xiao Zhengtai's heart was full of praise, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and an invisible tail behind his butt was wagging happily.
"This hole is really not big." At this time, the bull couldn't wait to start investigating the situation, because he was relatively tall, so he simply lay on the ground and leaned into the hole, leaving only his butt and legs outside, and his eyes widened to find inside.
"No, I'm." Within two minutes, the brute bull struggled to get up, and after a while he was already a little cerebral congested. I saw that his eyes were bloodshot, and his face was red like a swollen monkey's buttocks, and he swayed and patted the dirt on his body while saying: "It's too dark inside, and the hole is small, I think I can only go down first and find out the situation alone."
"That's right......" I glanced at Xiao Zhengtai thoughtfully, and just as I was catching up with him to look at him, his eyes suddenly startled him, and he hurriedly hid behind Violet without thinking.
"Good quail." Violet was still smiling, touching Xiao Zhengtai's head and pulling him in front of him, and said in a kind way: "You see that this hole is so small, and it is so deep and dark inside, quail, you must be reluctant to let my sister and me go down, right?"
"Then why don't you let Brother Gua or Brother Niu go down......" Xiao Zhengtai protested with a sad face: "They are stronger than me in terms of strength, they are stronger than me in terms of size, and they are older than me in terms of age, why am I ......?"
"Hey! Isn't that clear to you, boy! I interrupted him directly, and said with a smile: "In terms of strength, you are the weakest, so you can only be cannon fodder; In terms of size, we are too big, and you are the most suitable; In terms of age, you should respect the old at the earliest. You've thought about the reasons for yourself, what else do you have to hesitate about! ”
"Wow...... Woo ...... "Xiao Zhengtai made me squeeze wow, and I was about to cry, but I quickly covered my mouth, and then let him whine and whin, and dragged him directly to the hole, as long as I pushed it gently, he would enter the hole in a free fall motion.
"Hmph, hum, hum......" I ignored Xiao Zhengtai's struggle, and said with a sneer: "I think you kid has been a little undercleaned recently, and with the support of violet, you pouted and flew up, and even your brother dared not to pay attention to it." Today I'm going to let you enjoy the feeling of being a trapeze! ”
"Woooooooo......oo I let go of Xiao Zhengtai's mouth, and he immediately shouted: "Brother Gua, spare your life!" Sister Lan, Brother Niu, help!! ”
Violet was still smiling, and did not make a sound; Looking at the wild bull again, he was looking up with his mouth open, looking at the sky with his eyes glazed, as if everything that happened here could not disturb him, and he vividly interpreted pretending to be crazy and stupid.
Seeing that the general trend was gone, Xiao Zhengtai also lost the idea of struggling, I sneered and threw him into the hole, and shouted at the same time: "Go Pikachu!"
Boom!
"Ahh Oops......"
I listened attentively, but there was no movement except for Xiao Zhengtai's clear scream, nodded, turned to the Violet Barbarian and said, "The cave is very safe, and it is not deep."
"How can you tell if it's not deep?" The bull immediately asked, and I said that he was just playing dumb.
"Didn't you hear the little quail make a 'bang' and then an 'ah' when it landed? This indicates that the fall time is extremely short, which means that the bottom of the cave is shallow. I explained with a disdainful look at the brute.
"Oh~~ ...... like this," the brute bull nodded in realization.
"Then don't waste time, let's go down and have a look." Violet snapped her fingers, and was the first to go to the entrance of the cave and rush down and shout, "Quail dodge!" Sister, I'm going to jump! ”
"Ah...... Good! Sister Lan, don't worry, it's safe down there! Xiao Zhengtai in the cave heard Violet's voice and suddenly came to his senses, and he didn't scream anymore, and waited for Violet to go down with anticipation.
As soon as I heard that this dead boy was coming, I felt uncomfortable, and I couldn't cry just now, but now I look like a leader.
I can't bear it!
I lunged over and pulled Violet aside, then leaped into the hole.
"Huh? Orchid...... Gua Ge! Spare ...... Yes!! Ah!! Guagobe!! ”
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After coming down, I found that the inside of this cave was still much more spacious than I imagined: the roof of the cave was one person high, the width of which could accommodate two people in parallel, and there were traces of artificial excavation on the walls of the cave around it, but except for the vicinity of the cave entrance, it was pitch black, and the visual range was no more than two meters.
Xiao Zhengtai learned to be well-behaved this time, and I only took the initiative to run to the front as a pioneer after just one glance, and walked forward cautiously while groping, and the well-behaved and capable appearance made the three of us nod our heads. The brute bull couldn't help but give me a thumbs up and praise me for being generous.
After walking in a long straight line, I noticed that the cave had become a little damp, and there was a faint smell in the air.
"What does it smell like?" Violet sniffed, frowned, and said, "It seems to smell a little weird, do you smell it?"
"No...... the brute cow sniffed vigorously, didn't feel anything wrong, then raised his arm and sniffed his armpits, and said suspiciously: "It's tasteless......
"Maybe it's because of the damp environment in the cave, and there are rotting grass roots or dead rats over time." I surmised that, after all, there was grass outside, and it wasn't surprising that there were rats or plant roots sticking in.
Violet frowned and didn't speak, just forced herself to continue walking.
Turning a corner, we unexpectedly found that the road ahead was a bit uphill, and divided into several forks, one of which was flowing out of a small stream of water, and it seemed that the dampness in the cave had a lot to do with this.
"Hmm...... It appears to be within the confines of the camp now, which is probably close to the water. "I took a closer look and there wasn't much difference between the forks, and there was no way to determine which one would reach the ground safely.
"I think let's just go to this mouth with running water," Xiao Zhengtai squatted on the ground and pondered for a while, dipped his hand in the running water and smelled it, and continued: "I think this water flow should be domestic wastewater, maybe it can go directly to the camp kitchen, this may explain the strange smell that Sister Lan smelled, after all, there are a lot of things in the kitchen, and it is inevitable that there will be bad vegetables and fruits."
Violet covered her mouth and nodded, the smell here is even bigger, and Xiao Zhengtai's analysis is quite reasonable.
"Then don't waste time, let's go up." Manniu is very positive about this task, no, it should be said that he is very positive about the task reward or money now, and after determining the route, he can't wait to take the lead directly.
I spread my hands at Violet Xiao Zhengtai, turned around and followed.
This time I didn't walk long, and the light coming in from above could already be seen in front of me, and the passage came to an end.
The four of us quickened our pace, the smell of this place was really not good, there should be expired rotten things in the kitchen that had been washed down by water, and this was probably under the kitchen sink.
This time I walked to the front, although I was not very reluctant, but now this situation is no longer suitable for them to explore the way, after all, there is any danger I can rely on my blood to save my life, and then everyone will have time to escape.
Walk slowly to the end of the passage, which is much higher. When I looked up, I saw that there was a wooden board on the exit above my head, and the light was coming in through the gap in the board.
I carefully straightened up, grabbed the plank with both hands, and gently pushed the plank up to a small gap, holding my breath the whole time, moving slowly enough and light enough to avoid alarming the guardians with the slightest noise.
After going up a little bit, I stopped a little and felt that there was no movement around me before continuing to push up. This time it was until I could put my eyes out of the ground and take a look.
Slowly, I nervously stretched out my skull, and when I reached the position of my eyes, I stopped, let my eyes adjust to the light, and began to observe my surroundings.
First of all, I found out that it was a small room that was not very well lit, and then, I saw a butt not far away, yes, a bare ass, specifically a man squatting there with his ass exposed, as if he was pooping......
So, what exactly is the passage where we are standing now...... I didn't dare to think about it, I forcibly endured the feeling of the river and the sea in my stomach, and slowly shrank back.
The news was so exciting that I decided to share it with you.
Hush...... I made a silent gesture to the three violets to suppress their curiosity, and then led the three of them into the distance, and after making sure the people above couldn't hear them, I whispered, "Hey, I suddenly remembered a joke, this joke is about ......"
"Stop!" Violet covered her mouth and frowned, "Don't talk nonsense! Now for a fart joke! Let's talk about the above! ”
The two of them also looked at me in wonder, not understanding which one I was singing.
"Hey, you really don't know the good guys," I said, glancing at them, and continued, "Haven't you heard of telling a joke about a tragedy so that the atmosphere doesn't be so uncomfortable?"
"What's that?" The bull was even more puzzled, and asked, "What tragedy?" What's going on? Don't sell the big watermelon, hurry up! Was it discovered? ”
"What's so serious," I said, waving my hand, indifferently, "It's that the place we're standing in now is actually a toilet drain, and the water that just runs down is urine."
"What!?" Violet and the three of them suddenly widened their eyes in shock, and Xiao Zhengtai remembered that he had just squatted on the ground and carefully touched the water and sniffed it, and then ......
Vomit!! ……