307. Foreplay

The Four Great Evil Arts.

Plastic surgery in South Korea, makeup in island countries, gender change in Savadika, PS in the Celestial Empire.

But...... The evil magic in front of you is not far behind!

Liu Mang looked at the wrinkles that were even drawn, and his hair was made with a little wash-off hair dye, turning the old man's head into gray.

Liu Mang tried his laughing expression, jumping with all his might, and his hideous expression...... There is no sense of disobedience! And it won't show flaws just because the action is big!

The United States also has miraculous powers!

Liu Mang is very satisfied with this makeup, and is full of praise for the makeup artist, the makeup artist is a local cos enthusiast, and when the hobby develops into a career, it proves that he is already very good.

Yang was puzzled by Liu Mang's desire to put on this makeup: "Ace, why do you want to be an old man?" ”

"Justis, think about it, you said that your seventh uncle and grandfather, who had been sick at home for many years, heard that someone came to challenge the street race and came out to abuse them, what kind of expressions would those who came to challenge be?" Liu Mang smiled evilly.

With this makeup, Liu Mang's evil smile is like that of an evil old man.

However, I don't know if it's because of the Americans, or because of the blacks, or because of Yang's brain circuit, Yang Ying: "But I don't have a seventh uncle and grandfather!" ”

"......" Liu Mang rolled his eyes and changed into the hospital hospital gown he borrowed, Liu Mang didn't know what this cos club was cos, how many props had been seen in the movie.

After looking at it, it did look like an old man who had just been picked up from the hospital, Liu Mang was very satisfied, and said: "From now on, I will be your seventh uncle and grandfather, let's go, go to Shishan Park, won't the game start at nine o'clock?" Now let's go just right. ”

"Oh...... It turns out that Ace, you mean that you are my seventh uncle and grandfather for the time being! Yang seemed to have reacted, but the reaction was a little wrong, "Damn! Ace, you take advantage of me! ”

"Alright, alright! Let's go! ”

Liu Mang feels that most of the black people are really more funny than funny, and they always seem to have insufficient IQ......

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Yang drove his pickup truck to Liu Mang to Shishan Park, which is a good place for parent-child activities and family fun during the day, and a paradise for street golfers at night.

The expansive area, the large space, and the open-air basketball court with the fans watching the area, everything is too suitable for street players.

However, this former Atlanta Street golfer's paradise is very solemn today.

Justis Young's pickup truck drove directly to the basketball court, and he was not afraid of being called by the police uncle to go to the traffic department to pay the fine, and now he wants momentum!

Seeing Justis Young's pickup truck, the predominantly black crowd of streetball players on the scene let out loud cheers.

Justis Yang was the first to get out of the car and asked Liu Mang to wait a while, to be honest, after knowing Liu Mang's idea of wanting to do something, Justis Yang already regretted calling Liu Mang, and he had long heard that this little brother was a troublemaker in the NBA.

But it's all called, although Justis Young is desperate in his heart, but he has a little expectation, he really wants to see the wonderful expression of the other party after being abused.

Liu Mang looked at the scene from inside the car.

Nima ......

Liu Mang felt blind.

I thought how tall the street ball players of the American imperialism were.

The picture in front of you is the American version of the rural non-mainstream settlement!

The vast majority of black people wear Iverson-style dreadlocks, which are not original to Iverson, black people have long had them, but Iverson has made this hairstyle accepted by the public.

And then the white people are really non-mainstream, no, they call it punk heavy metal here, and relatively speaking, even the masses at the bottom of the Americans are richer than those real non-mainstream people in the country, and it looks relatively cheap and weird, but it's also weird!

Thanks to the fact that the master won the task of the old man on the court, otherwise if he came here without makeup, Liu Mang felt that he could choose to die.

Liu Mang looked at the stadium, the kind holding the microphone, the kind that was connected, and the loudspeaker of the DJ on the sidelines, and said, "o-o-o...... Isn't this a red orange! I thought you were too scared to come, what, why didn't your helper get out of the car? ”

Tangerine, also known as Tangerine, is Justis Young's nickname for a street golfer.

What blinded Liu Mang's eyes was that a streetball player from Atlanta who seemed to remember that he had played together before handed a microphone to Justis Yang, and Justis Yang and the other party started to spray the microphone ......

"Isn't this the sixth degree in the hamlet of Boken? So come all the way from the mountains to the city, do you have a fare to go back? If you want me to send it to you, sit in the back of the place. "Justis Young started spraying people financially.

Sixth-degrees, whose real name is Joss Isaiah, no one knows what that nickname means, but it's well-known in Georgia streetball circles.

As soon as these words came out, the scene echoed the voice, for these people from Boken County, a small town that is so poor that although it is claimed to be a county, urban people have the same sense of superiority as urban people.

"Hmph, rich young master, streetball is not a place for people like you to play, you city people, it's time to return the power to represent Atlanta in street games to us real streetball people!" Joss Isaiah shot back calmly.

Justis Yang hesitated, looked at the other party's calm appearance and became angry, gritted his teeth, and wanted to humiliate the other party to death today!

The quarrel can't be exceeded! In the past two days, I couldn't quarrel or play.

Justis Young is not afraid of Joss Isaiah, who defeated his opponent a few years ago and kicked him out of the ranks of Atlanta Street players, which is a wolf pack effect, both are strong street players in Georgia, and one wolf pack cannot accommodate two wolf kings.

But I didn't expect the other party to find a strong helper, nicknamed Dessert, the street ball king of Bassfield County, Georgia, and I don't know why he came to help Jos Isaiah challenge the Atlanta street player.

Because although Jos Isaiah is from the southern town of Atlanta, Boken County is under the management of Atlanta, and bringing people from other places to challenge his own streetball players is very unhappy for Atlanta's streetball players.

But these two people are too strong!

Justis-Young can only compete with one of them, and the others are all out of the picture.

"Helper? Sorry, I didn't find it, they said it was humiliating to play against a bereaved dog and a sissy. "Justis Yang's mouth is also poisonous enough, although the dessert is called dessert, but it is a tall man with a Chinese face, and he is a full 1.9 meters tall.

"Bastard, what are you talking about!" Dessert hates others to call him a sissy the most, because he himself really can't connect with the sissy, so it becomes a joke instead.

"Dessert! Don't be by him! Joss Isaiah stopped his teammates, "That red orange, that means you're going to give up the game?" ”

Justis Yang saw that he wanted to provoke a brawl to mix up today's situation in advance and find someone again tomorrow, but the last struggle was seen through by the other party, so he could only grit his teeth and say: "No, no, no, no, my seventh uncle and grandfather who was hospitalized in the hospital said that he wanted to come and give it a try, and I thought about the opponent just the two of you, so let my seventh uncle and grandfather come, seventh uncle and grandfather, you come down." ”

Other people at the scene didn't believe it, at first they heard Justis Yang say that they didn't invite a helper, and the scene was about to scream, and then they heard the extremely awkward title of the seventh uncle and grandfather, and the people at the scene laughed, thinking that Justis Yang was joking, and then stared at the car door, deliberately closed the windows before, and used the sun visor to block the windshield, which was already more than eight o'clock and almost nine o'clock, although there were lights shining, people outside could not see inside, and the lights were not turned on in the car.

The street players who supported Justis Young on the scene are looking forward to it,

Hearing Justis Yang's words, Liu Mang got out of the car.

The moment the car door opened, everyone on the scene stared at the car door except for Justis Young, whose face was twitching and his hands were trembling.

And then......

Everyone was stunned, and some even fell to the ground with the things they were holding.

Sickness...... Hospital gown?

Gray hair and wrinkled face......

And a bit of a hunchback......

Go Nima! It's really the seventh uncle and grandfather!