062 There are always people who think about my goblin
Du Xiao glanced at Du Wanxia, feeling extremely helpless, he knew why Du Wanxia did this, after all, there was a lesson in the beginning.
For this, Du Xiao also felt that it didn't matter, anyway, this kind of thing depends on fate, so you can't just jump on it after taking off your pants.
Du Xiao didn't want to be broken by his sister yet.
After chatting a few words, because Du Wanxia had been interjecting and sabotaging on the side, Su Yuyan and Huang Qingqing were also helpless.
They don't know why, when facing Du Wanxia, they can't fight Du Wanxia.
In the end, Su Yuyan and Huang Qingqing left.
Lin Jie and Zhang Hui planned to leave, but Du Wanxia coughed twice and stayed.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
Du Wanxia rewarded each of these two guys with a hand knife, and said angrily: "What do you mean? When the fire broke out, let my brother run in alone to save people? You guys are watching the show outside, I'm really angry, and you jumped down from the third floor, you really think you're Spider-Man?! ”
In the last sentence, Du Wanxia was so angry that she gave Du Xiao another hand knife.
The three older boys sat side by side on the couch, bowing their heads and not speaking.
"Sister, I guarantee ...... next time"
Before Lin Jie could speak, Du Wanxia glared at Lin Jie and said, "Dead fatty, do you want to have a next time?" ”
"No, no, no, there will never be a next time, absolutely not!" Lin Jie hurriedly said: "We can't help this kind of thing, I and the ribs are not as good as Lao Du, if it weren't for this fire, we would all think that Lao Du was a salted fish." ”
"You're the salted fish, your whole family is a salted fish!" Du Xiao retorted beside him.
Lao Tzu is a great god!
Not salted fish!
"No, Lao Du, you jumped from the third floor, although there is a car to cushion your strength, but why haven't you been lying in the hospital now?" Zhang Hui also asked suspiciously.
Du Wanxia kicked Zhang Hui on the thigh and scolded: "You just entered the hospital, your whole family went to the hospital!" ”
Zhang Hui looked pained, holding his left paralyzed thigh with both hands, how could these two sisters and brothers be so fierce, scolding people is the same.
"I'm used to bouncing, so it's fine." Du Xiao casually coped.
Doesn't it hurt?
That was impossible at all, and if it weren't for the enhanced painkillers, he would probably have to go to the hospital now.
Lin Jie said: "Brother Du, if you teach me, let me also have a chance to be a bouncing hero to save the beauty, and I won't need you to do this kind of physical work in the future, I can do it myself, right!" ”
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Du Wanxia also rewarded Lin Jie with a long leg, and said: "All in all, ...... in the future"
Without waiting for Du Wanxia to finish speaking, Lin Jie and Zhang Hui picked up the topic: "All in all, I must not let my brother be injured again in the future!" ”
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
This time, it was Du Xiao who slapped his hands on Lin Jie and Zhang Hui's heads, and scolded: "It's really special to give you face!" ”
…………
Lin Jie and Zhang Hui also have nothing to do, or at most they will go to the speed Internet café with Du Xiao to play games online.
But Du Wanxia ordered Du Xiao to go anywhere today, so the three of them had to stay at home.
"Hi, hi! Fat brother Duge, big news, today our three deflated gods are fighting a foreign war with the stick. Zhang Hui picked up his mobile phone to read the gossip, and suddenly saw a hot search on Weibo, which happened to be the word foreign war.
Click on it and take a look, and immediately saw a few GIF dynamic pictures, which are basically operated by the gods, and there are also sticks and shameless team annihilation incidents.
Lin Jie is also a person who likes to watch the excitement very much, so he immediately leaned his head over.
However......
When the two of them saw the protagonist's ID clearly, their faces instantly became weird, and they moved their eyes to Du Xiao's body.
"Hehe, that's right, it's this great god." Du Xiao grinned and said, "There is no immortal that this great god can't handle, even if he is a terrible immortal, he has to kneel down and call his father when he sees Du Dashen." ”
However, Lin Jie and Zhang Hui did not pay attention to this pretending guy, but clicked on another hot search.
", Sister Xia is going to be on fire."
"This is definitely going to be popular, so many chicken anchors and professional players have come to Sister Xia to brush rockets or something, this is all popular."
"It's only been one morning, and I've basically received more than 1,000 rockets, which is amazing."
"But Sister Xia's singing is really good, it's not like you haven't heard it when you go to KTV before."
“……”
The two communicated, but instead cooled Du Xiao aside.
Du Xiao: "......"
Damn, you dare to deliberately ignore me!
"Du Xiao! Come on in!! Du Wanxia suddenly shouted in the boudoir.
"No, get out." Du Xiao rolled his eyes, he could think with his ass that Du Wanxia must have asked him to help play two games.
"Boom ......"
The Woo Monster is starting to wield its might.
Du Xiaohu's body was shocked, and he quickly stood up and ran over.
Lin Jie and Zhang Hui also ran over, planning to show their faces in the live broadcast room.
"What's the matter, I don't want to play games, and the fat brother and the rib brother are here." Du Xiao said helplessly.
"Come on, come on, come on, a lot of viewers come in and want to see you play games, if you don't play, you can't do it, it's all bursting the barrage." Du Wanxia stood up with a smile, pulled Du Xiao to sit on the chair, and coaxed and deceived.
"Brother! Come on!! ”
"I'm fed up with my sister's skydiving mode, I want to watch battle mode!"
"Let the monster cool off, we want to see the operation of the gun god!"
“……”
When the audience saw Du Xiao coming, they brushed it up one after another.
Du Wanxia frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge?" Believe it or not, I let my brother go out to do his homework! ”
"Huh? My sister actually learned to threaten? ”
"Brothers, unfollow and go for a wave, and then slip on."
"We're not threatened by any money, let's go!"
"I walked away, and I was threatened by the anchor."
When Du Wanxia saw it, she was immediately anxious and said: "Okay, okay, you are the eldest brother, you are the big guy, I was wrong." ”
"Sister, Brother Du, he plays games, what are we doing? Watching from the sidelines? Lin Jie and Zhang Hui looked confused.
"There's a computer at home." Du Wanxia rolled her eyes, not planning to pay attention to these two guys.
"Wait and wait, Brother Du will open again, let's go to the Internet café first, WeChat contact!" Lin Jie hurriedly said.
After saying that, the two men immediately ran out.
"Wait a minute, those two are my iron buddies just now, they go to the Internet café now, and they will be fine soon." Du Xiao said with a smile.
"Don't worry, my brother will show his face first, let's see what Xiao Zhengtai looks like."
"Yes, Adjudicator Spear God, the name sounds awesome, look at your face and talk about it."
"Brother, call brother-in-law!"
Du Xiao's face was black, and he silently gave the mute package to those who asked him to call him brother-in-law.
There's always someone who thinks about my goblin, huh!