03. Start the investigation
"Hope Professor Ellie...... Sister Ellie can think about it, we are colleagues now, you are a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, and I am a professor of Potions, maybe we were classmates twenty years ago, but now the relationship between colleagues and colleagues, is it a bit inappropriate to call us juniors. ”
Snape said calmly, he was now terribly afraid of this Lady Mephisto, and when he was in school, Ravenclaw had an excellent senior sister who was two grades above Snape.
Asinsha is known as the princess of Hogwarts and the princess of Gryffindor, but in terms of such an honor, Asinsha's mother had already received such a high-profile title twenty years ago, and there were not a few people who pursued Ellie in school at that time, but Snape would not have such an idea, because Snape had a heart for Lily.
It just wasn't stated, but it was easy to get a half-blood wizard in Slytherin close to the good Ravenclaw senior, all you needed was a common hobby, such as potions......
Ellie's love of potions is similar to a drug addict's addiction, and there is basically no student in the school who is so obsessed with the course of a certain major.
I think that Fu Meng had wasted a lot of energy to study potions in order to pursue Ellie, but this did bring Fu Meng and Ellie closer, because Fu Munt's learning ability was too poor, and the potions he prepared were basically all poisons.
Concocting an antidote requires great skill, and during the time when Fu Meng was frantically pursuing Ellie, Ellie's potions have grown a lot.
Snape was really taken care of by Ellie when he first entered school, and he also liked Potions, and even Fumond, who pursued Ellie, knew that Snape was a junior brother covered by Ellie, and he took good care of Snape.
Lucius and Fumond were also good friends, so whenever Snape was bullied by others, especially James Potter's gang, in Slytherin's senior circles, Lucius always liked to stand up for Snape.
Snape was very respectful to Ellie when he was at school, and every time he called each other a senior sister, Ellie also called Snape a junior brother, and within a few years of Ellie's graduation, he married Fumond and gave birth to Sherlock.
Snape had always thought that it would be a pity to marry a woman with Ellie's talent and skills in potions, and if it weren't for marriage and family, it is estimated that there would be a Potions master in the wizarding world.
But I have to admit that Snape looked away too much, and it was also thanks to Ellie's later marriage to Fumond, otherwise where would the Prince of Charms come from in the wizarding world.
"Who else are we with, you can still call me senior sister in the future...... Why is it that it's only been less than twenty years, and you're starting to disown me......" Ellie glared, and Snape shuddered.
Asinsha has a tyrannical personality deep down, in fact, most of it is inherited from Ellie, after all, their mother and daughter have half of the blood of the northern fighting peoples, and Snape has seen Ellie beat people during his time at Hogwarts.
It can be said that Ellie's fame in the school at that time was equivalent to the current combination of Fimia and Asinsha, very crazy, violent and beautiful.
"Professor Ellie should just say it, did you come to me for something?" Snape simply asked.
"Humph!" Seeing Snape's insistence on not changing his words, Ellie snorted coldly and took out the pen and notebook from his pocket.
"After all, I'm still an investigator sent by the Ministry of Magic, and I still need to do my daily work...... "Allie continued, "just to interrupt your class for a little bit and ask a few questions." ”
"Okay...... If you insist on asking...... However, I protest against Professor Ellie's behavior of disrupting other people's teaching time......"
"Do you have an opinion about me?"
"Don't dare to ......"
On Gryffindor's side, Ron whispered to Harry, "I've never seen Professor Snape so cowardly!" ”
Just as Snape was about to speak, Ellie preemptively said, "Gryffindor deducts ten points, and don't talk about things outside of class in class." ”
Ron and Harry opened their mouths, and Asinsha sat behind them and whispered, "Don't look at my mother's grinning personality, but it's actually very good ears." ”
"That's ...... I can see very clearly with my eyes. Ellie glared at Asinsha and continued, "Gryffindor deducts ten more ......"
The Gryffindor lions were stunned, but the Slytherin snakes were also quite flattering, looking at Ellie and feeling that the other party was really an upright woman.
The little lions secretly glanced at Ah Xinsha, and the other party's angry face turned red, puffing out their lips and then snorting coldly and stopped talking.
"As far as I know, you've been applying for a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor for years on end and have never been approved?"
"Yes!"
"You've been teaching at Hogwarts for nineteen years."
"Yes!"
"Do you think it's because of the high standard of teaching in your Potions class that Dumbledore is not very willing to let you teach Defence Against the Dark Arts, thinking that you can't be a qualified Defence Against the Dark Arts professor?"
Snape "......"
"You've been the head of Slytherin House for eleven years, and to be honest, the head of Slytherin House is also a superior figure in the wizarding world, and you have to greet the Minister of Magic when you meet, so does this honor make you a little fluttering?"
Snape "......"
"You're almost forty years old, but you're still single, and as far as I know, your relationship history never began, for what reason, as far as I know, you're not a shy boy? Wouldn't it be that no girl has taken a fancy to you until now...... It's sad to ......"
Snape "......"
"Seriously, as an old professor who has been single for a long time, I'm really worried about whether you can afford to be a teacher, and living a single life for a long time makes me worry about these lovely students, but fortunately, you don't have the stain of harassing students, or you haven't been reported like this...... Alas...... I think you should find a partner for your teaching and career. ”
Snape "......"
"What do you think of Professor Trelawney?" Ellie suddenly turned to Hogwarts Divination Professor Trelawney, "She's also the great-granddaughter of the famous soothsayer Kassandra Trelawney, and I think you're a good match for ......."
"Alright, Professor Ellie, I beg you to stop making trouble, what are you judging me and Professor Trelawney on the basis of?" Snape was really going crazy.
"The only people in the school who are single and about the same age are you and Professor Trelawney......"
"Well, I hope I don't keep joking around about this, Professor Ellie, what exactly is your so-called Inquisitor's duty?"
"Investigating the daily behavior of professors, teachers and students and grading them is important for the Ministry of Magic to evaluate Hogwarts teachers, and in short, your salary."
Snape looked at Ellie's notebook, which was densely packed with questions to ask Snape himself, and in the final grading column, Snape took Ellie's quill and wrote on it that it was unsatisfactory.
"You can leave Professor Ellie......"
"Oh! Oh! You're like money like dung......" Ellie suddenly looked up to Snape's character.
"I'm more curious about who else you investigated before you came over to investigate me?" Snape asked before sending Ellie away.
"Don't worry, you're not the first, the first is Professor McGonagall."
Snape suddenly remembered the fact that Professor McGonagall had been single all her life, and he couldn't help but ask, "You probably asked Professor McGonagall this kind of question, did you?" The problem of being single? ”
"How is that possible...... Don't ask! ”
Snape "......"
"Professor McGonagall has been emphasizing to me that she had been in a relationship with the Muggle farmer in her hometown when she was eighteen, and that she was no longer a virgin, and of course I didn't ask if she was a virgin, but I thought Professor McGonagall might have thought she was an old virgin."
"Alright, Professor Ellie, your investigation of me should be over, and there is no need to say these things, we are in the classroom, I think I should find someone to visit Professor McGonagall after class, your investigation like this is nothing more than a kind of destruction for her......" Snape was rather helpless.
Ellie was still arguing that she was caring about Professor McGonagall......
"What do you think of Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall...... I think they're a good fit...... Could it be that it has not been disclosed because of the position relationship between the two people...... Maybe they're already a couple, Professor Dumbledore is the Headmaster and Professor McGonagall is the Head of Gryffindor House, and if they were to make their relationship public during their tenure, it would be felt that the Headmaster was abusing his power to force the poor female staff......"
Snape dragged Ellie out of the classroom.
As Ellie left the classroom, Ron and Harry were amazed, "It's exciting, it's the first time I've known there's such an inside story in a school." ”
Snape said helplessly outside the classroom, "When we were in school, Professor Dumbledore was the Headmaster, and Professor McGonagall used the Sorting Hat to sort our House back then, so I hope it's better to respect them......"
"I respect them a lot, and I don't care about the condition of the elderly......
All in all, after almost a week, Professor Ellie had almost tossed Hogwarts to the punch.
Several times Dumbledore had written letters in his office to send Fawkes to the Ministry of Magic to submit to Deputy Minister Fourmond, but after thinking about it, he gave up.
And such a letter is almost once a day, even if it is not sent, Dumbledore can be regarded as a disguised release of psychological pressure.
And in addition to destroying Professor Snape's classroom and Professor McGonagall's classroom, even Trelawney, a professor of divination, and Ellie, a professor who is deep and simple, did not let go.
The weather no longer seemed to be ready to give everyone a good face, and dark clouds shrouded this lonely castle among the green mountains and green waters.
The Divination Classroom is on the top floor of the castle, and beyond the old windows that have fallen into disrepair, the vast sky is filled with thin raindrops, gray and dull, which together form the main color of the Divination Building.
This time, the sixth-graders were in class, and Sherlock picked up a copy of "A Guide to Dream Interpretation" with a huge blurry statue on the cover, and flipped through a few pages, the content of which was probably about the symbolism and revelation of various dreams.
If you want to divide it in detail, from the origin of dreams, to the psychological hints of dreams to human beings, and the various effects of dreams in the long future, I have to say that this is the case.
Suddenly interrupted in her thoughts, Femia, who was sitting next to Sherlock, gently touched Sherlock.
Turning around in surprise, Fimia gestured slightly towards the front row of the classroom.
Looking past the crowd, Ellie emerged through the trapdoor on the floor, and the students who were talking and laughing fell silent, and Professor Trelawney, who was walking around handing out the Dream Interpretation Guide, heard the voice in the classroom suddenly lower and turned around.
"Good afternoon, Professor Trelawney." Ellie's sweet smile is always easy to reassure people.
But the teachers and students at Hogwarts are starting to have a lot of headaches with the Mephisto family's matriarch.
"I'm sure you've been notified by me? It says check the time and date of your class. Ellie laughed.
Trelawney kept nodding yes, in fact, just some time ago, Ellie's intention to match the marriage between Trelawney and Snape also wore Trelawney's ears.
At that time, Trelawney, who made the gods chatter, experienced the feeling of five thunderbolts.
"Tsk, is Mr. Sherlock Professor Ellie going to be a matchmaker for our dean? Actually, I also think that Dean Snape is usually too lonely. Lubo had an excited look on his face.
It seems that among the Slytherin snakes, only Lupo is a character who does not dislike big things when he watches the fun.
Fimia was quite disgusted by this.
"Laughing, laughing, in fact, my mother is not like this in the family on weekdays, maybe she is too excited to return to her alma mater." Sherlock said embarrassedly.
Ellie unceremoniously found a chair and sat down in Trelawney's classroom, and then took out a notebook and quill, and Trelawney seemed to be very concerned about whether the teacher was qualified in Ellie's notebook.
Because Ellie had previously told all the professors that the so-called inquisitors would conscientiously evaluate the professors after they came to Hogwarts, and then send them to the Ministry of Magic, and then the Ministry of Magic would approve a special fee for the professors to pay bonuses......
At this point, Ellie is much better than Umbridge as an investigator, because it can also bring bonuses...... I'm afraid that in the Ministry of Magic, where income and expenditure are serious, only the Mephisto family has such a big face.
Professor Trelawney tightened the shawl around him with trembling hands, and looked at the class through the large glasses that magnified his eyes many times.
"Today we continue to learn about foreboding dreams." She bravely said in her usual mysterious tone, but her voice trembled slightly, "Ask the students to divide into pairs and explain to each other what they have recently seen in their dreams with the help of the Dream Interpretation Guide." ”