The female shopkeeper slowly walked to the tea table and smiled at the village owner and the tea guest sitting opposite.

After the female shopkeeper smiled slightly, she asked the village owner, "Village master, do you only need a teapot and a tea bowl?" ”

The village lord touched his face and replied, "I only need a teapot and a tea bowl, which is a pot of tea and an empty tea bowl." ”

She smiled at the village owner and said, "Wait a minute, the village girl will bring a pot of tea to the village owner." ”

The village lord nodded to the female shopkeeper, and the female shopkeeper smiled and left, going to serve the teapot and bowl.

The tea guest who had been insulting himself was still sitting opposite, and he didn't want to leave yet. The village lord looked at the tea set in front of him, and one person actually used five tea bowls.

The village lord looked at the tea guest and asked, "Are you drinking tea alone, or are you drinking tea with five people?" ”

The tea guest looked at the tea set in front of the table, looked at the village owner with disdain, and said, "Of course, the grass people drink tea alone. ”

The village lord looked at the tea guest with disdain, and said in his heart: "Isn't it harmful for a person to drink tea with five tea bowls?" ”

The village chief asked, "Why don't you use one bowl instead of five tea bowls for one person drinking tea?" ”

The tea guest looked at the village owner solemnly, blinked, and said, "Why can't one person use five tea bowls for tea drinking, but one tea bowl?" ”

The village lord looked at him and asked, "How many mouths do you have alone?" ”

The tea guest replied: "A mouth, a pair of teeth, and a tongue." ”

The village lord looked at him and asked, "Can you separate these things?" ”

The tea guest looked at the village owner solemnly and replied: "They are all born for one purpose, and that is to drink tea." ”

The village lord looked at the tea guest and the tea set he used, and asked, "You mean, one tea bowl is not enough for you?" ”

The tea guest replied: "Drinking tea in this way is clean, and you can drink pure taste tea." Drink the tea of one tea bowl, and then drink the tea of the second tea bowl, and the tea of this second tea bowl has no saliva and no miscellaneous taste. You don't know how to drink tea, and you don't know what it means to taste tea. When you drink tea, you are insulting tea. ”

The village owner said in his heart: "This person is quite particular about drinking tea." ”

"Here comes tea." The female shopkeeper holds a tea tray with both hands, with a pot of tea and a tea bowl on it. The female shopkeeper came dignified and put the teatray and teapot and bowl in front of the village owner.

The female shopkeeper smiled and said, "The village master, please use tea." ”

When the village lord saw this, he pointed to the tea tray and said, "Take this tea tray away." ”

When the female shopkeeper saw it, she smiled slightly and said, "Good village master." ”

The female shopkeeper dignified put the teapot and bowl on the table, picked up the tea tray, and put the teapot and bowl in front of the village owner, saying, "The village master, please use tea." ”

"Hmm." The village lord watched the female shopkeeper put the teapot and bowl away, and replied.

The village advocate took a breath, picked up the teapot and poured a bowl of tea.

The tea bowl was not handled, it was just a small bowl, and the tea was very hot, so the village owner picked it up and put the tea bowl down.

The village lord looked at the female shopkeeper and said, "Shopkeeper, you can take the tea tray." ”

The female shopkeeper smiled slightly at the village lord and said, "Village master, you use it slowly." After speaking, the female shopkeeper took back the tea tray as instructed by the village owner.

The tea guest saw that the village owner burned his hands, and after the female shopkeeper left, he said, "You poured too much tea." It should be empty, empty, and drink tea with the mouth of the bowl and the bottom of the bowl. ”

The tea guest said, demonstrating it to the village master with one hand.

When the village lord saw it, he said, "Can't you serve a teacup well?" ”

The tea guest looked at the village owner with an empty tea bowl and said, "If you don't know how to drink tea, don't talk nonsense." ”

"Nonsense?" The village lord looked at the tea guest, holding the empty tea bowl in one hand. said: "Drinking tea is delicious, it's a mess, and it's awkward to hold a tea bowl." ”

After the village lord finished speaking, he blew the tea on the tea bowl, and then tried the bowl with his hands, but it still felt hot.

The village owner said, "What about the saucer, hold it with your hands?" ”

The village owner said: "I drink tea, there is a tea lid, a teacup, and a saucer, and I drink it with a teacup in my hand, and my hands are not hot at all." ”

After the village lord finished speaking, he endured the heat, reached out and picked up the tea bowl, blew it, and took a sip.

The village lord took a sip and immediately put down the tea bowl.

When the tea guest saw it, he said, "I'll drink it later." ”

The village owner looked at the tea guest, raised his eyebrows, and said, "I am the village master, what are you?" ”

The tea guest listened, looked at the village owner, looked at it for a moment, and said, "Please talk to the village master politely with me, I am a person, not a thing." ”

The village lord listened, laughed, and said, "You yourself say that you are not a thing. The village lord said, smiling and picking up the tea bowl, blowing it, and taking a small sip.

The village owner put down the tea bowl, and the tea guest said, "Please respect me." ”

The village owner squinted at the tea guest and asked, "You ask me to respect you?" ”

The tea guest said: "Yes, please respect me." ”

The village owner squinted at the tea guest and said, "I respect you?" From the beginning of your speech, to now, how many words do you have to respect me? After the village lord finished speaking, he picked up the tea bowl, blew it, and took a sip of tea.

The tea guest watched the village owner put down the tea bowl and said, "I'm in a very bad mood today. ”

The village owner looked at the tea guest and said, "I really want to beat someone today." ”

The tea guest glanced at the village owner and said, "Lao Tzu is not worried about offending you, I have the strength to live in the town." ”

After finishing speaking, the tea guest said: "Village master, the grass people are not afraid of offending you, and the grass people have the strength to live in the town." ”

The village owner looked at the tea guest and said, "The official just doesn't know who is covering you, you know, do you believe it, the official will clean you up now?" ”

The tea guest looked at the village owner and said, "The grass people can go to the town to live." ”

The village owner asked, "What do you do, can you tell the official?" ”

The tea guest was not that stupid, and told the village owner, he only said: "Village master, the grass people have the strength to live in the town." ”

The village owner pondered: "This tea guest is either rich or there are people in the town, otherwise it is impossible to always say that he has the strength to live in the town." ”

After thinking about it, the village owner pointed to the tea guest and said, "You are either rich, or there are people in the town, otherwise you will not say that you have the strength to live in the town." The village lord looked at the tea guest and said, "Am I right?" ”

The tea guest looked at the village owner and just said, "Village master, I won't tell you anything else, the grass people only say that the grass people have the strength to live in the town." ”

The village owner looked at the tea guest, shook his head back and forth, and said, "You are very clever in your speech, and you don't leak." People don't understand, how did you get to live in the town? ”

The tea guest shook his head left and right, and said, "I don't have a little brain, do you dare to say that you have the strength to live in the town?" ”

The village lord nodded slightly, paused for a moment, and said, "Hmm." The village lord asked, "When are you going to live in the town?" ”

The tea guest looked at the village owner and said, "It depends on the situation, if you want to go, you can go, and if you don't want to go, you won't go." ”

The village lord said: "You have offended me, you better not let me know what you are doing in Ping'an Village." I know, I don't have any good fruit to eat. ”