416. Oracle
"There is some truth to your reasoning, but I reserve my opinion." The Lich's usually calm tone finally fluctuated a little this time, "Because this violates the most basic rules of space." ”
"Then it's time to consult with a real professional." Bai Yi said, and then led the assassin girl and got up to go back.
When he flew and stepped on the teleportation array back to the university, it was already past dinner time, and he went straight to Artie's hut and knocked on the door.
"Master? Please wait a minute..."Artie's voice came from behind the door, and a warrior of her level could easily tell who the person was from the footsteps, so even if Shiro didn't speak, she could hear it.
So Bai Yi patiently stood outside the door and waited, but after waiting for a while, he didn't see Artie come to open the door, only to hear a small sound from behind the door, what is this little girl doing? Could it be that he smuggled someone home?
Just as he was about to use his mental power to scan whether there were any other people in the room, the door opened, and Artie in the back stood in front of him neatly dressed, which was the same style of the governess uniform as Miya, just because she was taller and had longer legs, she looked more mature and cold in this set.
"Why is it so long?" Bai Yi asked strangely and walked in.
"It's convenient just now~" Artie replied casually, "By the way, master, aren't you out on errands?" Why did you come back so soon? ”
"There's something I need to communicate with the god of war, help me contact him." Bai Yi said.
"Okay!" Artie was very happy when he heard that Bai Yi was going to communicate with his god of war, and hurriedly took out the black and hard stick from the storage bag, squinted his eyes slightly, and began to communicate with the god of war.
But after waiting for a while, she opened her eyes helplessly, shook her head, and said, "Lord Warlord ignores me." ”
"What's going on? Didn't the last communication go well? Bai Yi asked a little strangely.
The last time he contacted him was five years ago, when he opened a branch in the seminary according to the previous requirements of the god of war, recruited some non-believing students to enter, and with the help of bards and shadows, he made up a set of doctrines, and the theme thinking was probably to study hard every day, love nature, and sympathize with the weak.
This is obviously a little perfunctory, but after Artie reported to the god of war, he was quite satisfied? I really don't know why he is so satisfied with a true God?
Later, Bai Yi didn't bother much with that small branch school, and handed it over to Shadow, the former heir of the Pope, to take care of it, and now there are only dozens of people in total, and no one has applied for the exam, and his presence in the university is extremely low.
After that, he didn't contact the military god again, and when he suddenly had a question and needed to consult him today, he didn't respond?
"Give me the sword of the god of war." Bai Yi said, took the black and hard from Artie's hand, shook it, and put it to his ear and said loudly: "Hey? zaima? ”
If it was so easy to communicate with God, God would not be God, and the church would not have enshrined the Hall of the Oracle as a forbidden place.
"No, it looks like we'll have to do it differently." Bai Yi said, his eyes fell on Artie, reached out and patted the sofa next to him, and said, "Ati, come and sit." ”
"Huh?!" Arti suddenly looked happy, his face turned slightly red, he didn't know if he wanted to think about something crooked, and hurriedly sat down next to Bai Yi and looked at him expectantly.
Moments later...
"Alas... Alas~ Master... Light... Tap... Woo... It hurts..."
Bai Yi reluctantly let go of the hand that was pinching her cheek, and flicked a brain crash on her head, don't you just pinch your face? Wasn't this often the case when I was a kid? What are you making this engine roar about?
"Okay, okay, let's try to communicate with the god of war again." Bai also let go of Artie.
Artie obviously didn't quite understand the relationship between pinching his face and the god of war, but he still narrowed his eyes obediently and tried to contact the god of war.
Still no response.
What's going on with that guy? I bullied him like this, and I still refused to come forward? Could it be that ... This level of bullying is not enough? Bai Yi pondered in his heart, looking at Artie's gaze and unconsciously moved to the legs wrapped in white stockings under her skirt... I have to admit that this kind of matching that is completely opposite to the skin color is more sexy and sultry? Especially for a well-trained warrior like Artie, the lines of her legs are more bewitching and tight than other girls.
Artie noticed Bai Yi's gaze, and said with a smile: "Master? Want to touch it? Saying that, she actually took the initiative to take off the high heels on her feet, wanting to put a long leg on Bai Yi's body, she had such an awareness from the first day she followed Bai Yi, but it was forced at that time, as for now... A little too proactive?
As a result, Bai Yi unceremoniously blew another brain crash on her forehead.
"Alas~ Master! You're too much! Artie said with some grievances.
You're going too far! If I really want to play something, which elf warrior assassin girl is not a leg play and still has a posture of picking? Need to do something to your little girl? Bai Yi secretly thought to himself, but continued to ask: "Where is your cat ear hairpin?" What about maid outfits? Go put it on! ”
"Huh? Do you like that, owner? Then you wait for me for a while..."With that, Artie ran to the upstairs bedroom with long legs, and after a while, she saw her holding several sets of maid outfits and several styles of various colored stockings back in front of Bai Yi, putting her clothes aside, and making a gesture to unbutton her clothes.
Such a move naturally led to the third brain break.
What's going on in this little guy's head?!
"Woo... Doesn't the master want to see me change my clothes in front of you? Artie asked aggrievedly with a bitter face.
Who wants to see it! I didn't watch it less when I was a child! And your figure has not grown at all compared to ten years ago, except that you have grown taller! What's there to see? Bai Yi scolded and ordered Artie to go back to the room to change clothes, and when she was unhappy and went upstairs with her clothes again, she didn't forget to advise: "Remember to change to the most conservative style." ”
Of the maid outfits she picked up just now, several of them were not supposed to be worn by maids at all, and the skirt and neckline were completely sexual! I don't know when she secretly bought it.
This time, Artie probably gave up, obediently obeyed Bai Yi's words, and stood in front of Bai Yi in a set of old mama-style maid outfits that wrapped her whole body tightly, and the cute spots on her whole body were probably only the cat ear hairpin on her head.
"Contact the God of War again?" Bai Yi said.
Artie made a straight face, shook her head there, and shook her head, her whole expression gradually became numb and stiff, and her eyes began to gradually drift, and the whole person became like a puppet that had been broken, and said in a voice without emotional fluctuations: "Enough, I really can't stand it, didn't you say that you are not allowed to bully my oracle?" And you see, what did you do to her? ”
These words should be full of anger and unwillingness, but when they are said in that mechanical voice, they have no meaning of condemnation at all, but are a little funny.
It seemed that this time the communication was successful, Bai Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently and replied, "What did I do to her again?" Just change her clothes, and by the way, cultivate her correct aesthetics. ”
"Forcing a girl to wear such ugly clothes that are conservative and ugly, should have been eliminated by the times, and cannot show their beauty is the biggest punishment for a girl." The god of war also expressed strong dissatisfaction with the dialogue through the mouth of Arti, "Your aesthetic level is the worst and worst I have seen in tens of thousands of years. ”
What does this guy know? Do you understand the beauty of long skirts? Do you understand the value and cuteness of conservatism? How can you be as superficial as the guys who posted this chapter? Bai Yi secretly scolded himself, but he hurried up and said: "Don't talk about those things yet, let's get to the point." ”
Then, he tried to be as concise as possible about what had happened, and focused on his own question, whether his speculation was correct? If it is right, then how did the other party do this kind of thing that violates the rules of space? What does he, the god of war who rules space, think about this?
"Your understanding of the rules is still too superficial, it is not as simple as you think, and it is not as complicated as you think." The god of war replied, "Go, go to that plane to seek the truth, by the way, get ready." ”
With that, he threw the black and hard hilt of the sword in his hand at Bai Yi's head, and after the sword of the god of war was taken off, Arty's body rolled his eyes again and fell to the ground softly.
Bai Yi hurriedly took the sword of the god of war, and then used magic to protect Artie, and checked it, fortunately, she just fell asleep tiredly, even if Bai Yi's communication with the god of war was very short, but as a temporary carrier of a god's consciousness, it was still an extremely heavy burden, even Artie, whose strength had been greatly improved now, could not bear it.
"Thank you for your hard work." Bai Yi said in a low voice, this situation has happened twice, and he probably knows why the military god is unwilling to communicate like this, and he still feels very sorry for his little cat god.
Bai Yi wiped the fine sweat off her face for Artie with some distress, got up and carried Artie back to her bedroom, helped her take off her shoes and socks, and then wrapped it in a quilt to make a silkworm baby, while sitting on the edge of the bed while sorting out the last words left by the military god, while touching Artie's head from time to time, waiting for her to wake up.
The god of war didn't know what kind of consideration, and didn't answer his question directly, but just said some ambiguous words, but those words that didn't sound like much nutrition still needed to be carefully figured out, after all, they were genuine oracles.