Kong De listened to what Lao De said, and unconsciously sweated. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He said, "Don't scare me. ”

Lao De: "What do I scare you for, this often happens in Ping'an Village, and a foreigner will have something to do nine times out of ten." ”

Comte was a man who had come from afar, and he had come alone, and he was very frightened when he heard it, and said, "What Mr. Lao De said is true! Don't scare me? ”

Lao De said: "What is this thing scared to you?" It's all real. ”

When the village lord and the old man heard this, they all took a breath and wondered, are there any such things? The village lord asked, "Are there any of these things?" How come I haven't heard of it at all? ”

Lao De stretched out his hand to the village lord and said, "Village master, you stay in the village office every day, and you don't know what is going on outside the village office." I say this happens a lot. ”

The old man looked at Lao De and said, "Why haven't I heard of it at all?" ”

Lao De looked at the old man and said: "What can you hear as an old man, this is all said on the street, in taverns, and shops, how can you know as a poor old man." ”

The old man looked at Lao De suspiciously, not knowing whether this was really the case or if it was fake.

Lao De looked at the village lord and the old man, and said to Kong De: "Brother, I advise you to leave quickly and leave Ping'an Village." When you meet someone, don't say you know me, I'm worried about robbery looking for me to ask you. ”

Kong De was frightened when he heard this, raised his eyes to look at Lao De, and said, "There are many people in the village, and I dare not leave the village when I hear you say it." There are a lot of people, so I'm safer. ”

When Lao De heard this, he pondered and said: "Let me tell you, those two and three people are just letting people grab land in the village. ”

"Letting people grab land in the village?" Comte said, and then asked, "Do you see who robbed it?" ”

Lao De replied: "Can you see the robbery?" It was all premeditated and secretly tied. ”

Comte said: "The three of them must have gone to a place where there is no one in the village, otherwise they would not have been tied up." I'm fine as long as I stay in a crowded place. ”

The village owner listened and asked Lao De: "If the two and three people were tied up in a place where no one was, then how do you know that the three of them were robbed of land in the village?" ”

Hearing this, Lao De lowered his head and turned his eyes to think, how did I know that in a place where there was no one, the two three of them were robbed of the land?

Lao De thought for a moment and replied: "As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall in the world. It must be the one who eavesdropped. ”

When the village owner, Kong De, and the old man heard this, they all looked at Lao De, and somehow, they all thought that what Lao De said was true. Na Kong De said to the village owner: "Village master, your village, the security is also poor, and the matter will be over after robbing the money, why are the people gone?" Then he looked at Lao De and said, "Where are all those people?" ”

Lao De said: "Who knows, I know that I have already caught someone." ”

Kong De looked at the village master: "Village master, your village is too chaotic, such a big thing, you don't know anything about it in the village office?" ”

The village owner shook his head: "I don't know at all. ”

Comte asked, "How can you not know about such a big thing?" ”

The village owner replied: "I don't know, I've never heard of it?" ”

The old man said, "I have never heard of it, and this village is too chaotic. Steal chickens, steal chickens, what are you doing smashing the roof tiles, what are you doing taking down the edge of the pot for me (all the bottom of the pot is knocked out), throwing dead rats into the well and plugging the chimney roots, is there such a stealing? I deduce from this that Lao De's remark that outsiders were robbed and disappeared is true. After the old man finished speaking, he looked at Conde, his cloudy eyes were full of worry, worried that something would happen to Conde.

The old man felt that Ping'an Village was too chaotic, it couldn't be more chaotic, stealing things was so very, wouldn't it be indescribable to rob a robbery?

When Comte heard the old man speak, he was very frightened, and suddenly the part of his liver hurt as if it were broken, and he squatted on the ground and covered his stomach.

Lao De, the old man, and the village owner, saw Kong De squatting on the ground and holding his stomach, and the village owner asked, "What's the matter, stomach perforation?" ”

Kong De clutched his stomach and bared his teeth: "Liver pain!" ”

Lao De asked, "What happened to the liver?" ”

Comte was embarrassed to say that he was scared, and lied: "It may be that it makes Lao De's mouth sink." ”

"What!" Lao De heard something and said, "My bad breath can make your liver hurt?" ”

Comte replied: "Yes. ”

Lao De looked at Kong De and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" How can bad breath make your liver sore? It hurts and it hurts in the head. ”

Kong De held his stomach, in fact, he didn't know if it was a liver pain or a pain, but he knew that it was in the liver area. Kong De covered his stomach, gritted his teeth and opened his lips and said, "I don't know why, my head doesn't hurt, my liver hurts." ”

The old man said, "Is old De's bad breath so evil? It can smoke people's livers. ”

Lao De said: "Although I have bad breath, I have never smoked people's liver, it is estimated that he is hungry and has a stomachache, and it has nothing to do with the liver." ”

Kong De covered it for a while, only to feel that his liver was better, he smiled and said, "The liver doesn't hurt anymore." ”

The village lord said, "What, it's going to be soon?" ”

Comte said: "Who knows, maybe the air on the ground is good." ”

Kong De squatted on the ground and said: "The village is not chaotic in Ping'an Village, I have walked less than two or three villages, large and small, Ping'an Village, is the best one." ”

The old man, the village owner, and the old man were stunned when they heard this. Lao Dexian said: "You came all the way, why did you only leave, less than two or three villages, did you come through the mountains and mountains?" ”

The village owner then asked, "My Ping'an Village is the best among less than two or three villages?" ”

The old man finally asked, "Where are the two or three villages, I'll move there." ”

Kong De wrote down the words of Lao De, the village owner, and the old man, and first returned to Lao De and said: "What I said is that I have only gone to less than two or three villages, and I am talking about how well the governance is not good, and when I encounter a bad village, I will practice benevolence for this village, so that this village can reach the ideal state." ”

Lao De was just about to ask, and Kong De then replied to the village master: "What the village master said is good, in these two or three villages that are not good, and then counting Ping'an Village, it is considered three or four; In these three or four villages that are not well governed, Ping'an Village can be said to be the best. ”

The village owner was a little unconvinced, and wanted to ask questions, but Kong De then replied to the old man and said: "Those two or three villages are more chaotic than Ping'an Village, why do you want to move there?" ”

The old man wanted to reply, but Lao De asked: "Those two or three villages that are more chaotic than Ping'an Village, how are they governed when they are passed by by you now?" ”

The village owner hurriedly asked, "My Ping'an Village is the best?" ”

The old man also hurriedly asked: "I don't believe what you said, Ping'an Village is the most chaotic." A thief who spoiled me like this? ”

Kong De squatted down and looked up at the three of them, and asked, "Whose words should I reply to first?" ”

The village owner, Lao De, and the old man didn't look at anyone, and they all said directly: "Go back to me first." ”

Comte looked up at the three of them again and asked, "Who will you go back to first?" ”

The village master, Lao De, and the old man looked at each other and said, "My land! ”