Chapter 156: Inflated

Hearing Wang Beiqiang say that he had already contacted someone outside the school to give Chen Hao a good look, Wang Ren suddenly laughed proudly.

"Shhh

Thinking of Wang Beiqiang's slipping away yesterday evening, Wang Renyi is still a little depressed: "By the way, Qiangguo, Li was going to slip away yesterday evening for the shrimp, Li and Phuket Island ......"

"I'm Yoshishima, you're paralyzed!"

Wang Renyi's tone of voice Wang Beiqiang really couldn't accept it, it was like a mentally retarded two hundred and five, if he continued to listen, his speech would be deviated.

Besides, it was definitely impossible for him to tell Wang Renyi that he pretended to have a stomachache and slipped away because he was afraid of Chen Hao, so he directly put the mobile phone on the edge of the table and knocked it, and then shouted loudly: "Ah, what did you say? The signal here is not good, I can't hear it, hang up. ”

"Strong pot, hey, strong pot......"

"Doot-doo-"

Hearing the blind sound coming from the mobile phone, Wang Renyi threw the mobile phone by the pool.

"Hmph, Chen Ritian, Jieji, look at how Li still hangs up! Hiss-"

Before the cruel words were finished, Wang Renyi's right cheek hurt again, and he immediately covered his face and let out a moan, but the smugness in his eyes couldn't be hidden.

But Chen Hao didn't know that Wang Beiqiang had secretly contacted people outside the school, and was going to stop him and beat him up when school was out.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Chen Hao ran to the outside of Wang Yulin's classroom, waited for her to pack her schoolbag, and the two of them walked down the stairs together.

From the moment she walked out of the classroom, Wang Yulin's little face was full of smiles, like a child who had received candy.

Chen Hao saw her smiling happily, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "You are smiling so happily, could it be that a boy writes you a love letter?" ”

"Nope." Wang Yulin pursed her lips, jumped twice, jumped in front of Chen Hao and said, "Brother Chen Hao, let me tell you about what happened in class today, it's very funny." ”

"Well, you say."

"Pss

Half a minute later, the little girl barely stopped laughing.

Her little face flushed, and she took a big breath and said: "When I was in history class today, the teacher asked the boy in front of me which country Voltaire was, and then the boy said that it was Chinese. ”

Wang Yulin paused deliberately, raised her head to peek at the expression on Chen Hao's side face, and continued: "At that time, our teacher was puzzled, and the boy added that he was not Faulkang's younger brother? Haha, and then everyone in our class laughed. ”

"Hmm...... It's kind of funny. Chen Hao twitched the corners of his mouth.

To be honest, he couldn't understand Wang Yulin's laughter, but seeing that this little girl was smiling so happily, he also hooked the corners of his mouth cooperatively.

Of course, Wang Yulin could see that Chen Hao was not really laughing: "Brother Chen Hao, don't you think it's funny?" I'm dying of laughter. ”

"It's funny." Chen Hao rubbed Wang Yulin's hair and said, "This can make you laugh to death, you are so coaxing." ”

"Hmph, it's not." Wang Yulin pursed her lips and said, "Brother Chen Hao, then you tell me one, you see if I can laugh." ”

"Okay then."

It just so happened that Chen Hao saw a good joke when he was browsing the web recently, so he thought about it and said: "Then I said, there was a beautiful woman who walked into the surname supply store and wanted to buy a vibrator, and the boss said to her, all on it, let her choose it herself, and after the beauty carefully selected, she said that she wanted a red one, and then the boss took a look at it and said apologetically, Miss, that's a fire extinguisher." ”

"......" This time, it was Wang Yulin's turn to be speechless.

Chen Hao hooked the corners of his mouth, if he wanted to talk about jokes, he was very handy, he could come out seven or eight casually, and it was not difficult to coax girls.

"Yulin, isn't my brother's joke funny? If it's not funny, my brother will give you another one~" Chen Hao said with a wicked smile.

Wang Yulin suddenly covered her face with her hands in shame, shook her head again and again, and said, "No, I don't want to listen to your jokes." ”

"Alright then, let's go, don't miss the bus." Chen Hao patted Wang Yulin's shoulder as he spoke, and the two of them quickened their pace and walked towards the school gate.

"Hmph, stinky boy, you're finally here." Wang Beiqiang sat on the seat next to the station sign, and when he saw Chen Hao appear, he stood up proudly.

He came to Chen Hao's side like a ghost, and said with a sneer while shaking his legs: "Yo, Chen Hao, I can't see it, you are very fast in changing girls, didn't you stay with He Sihan last time, why, did she green you or did you dump her?" ”

Chen Hao obviously didn't expect Wang Beiqiang to wait for him under the stop sign, especially Wang Yulin, when he saw Wang Beiqiang suddenly jump out, he was so frightened that he immediately hid behind Chen Hao.

This is not to say how terrifying Wang Beiqiang looks, of course, this is part of the reason, she knows intuitively that this goods are not good.

Seeing that Chen Hao didn't speak, he continued to smile and said: "This time it's a little Lori again, I can't see it, your kid turned out to be good at this, the highest death penalty for three years, tsk~"

Chen Hao now has a headache when he sees Wang Beiqiang, he patted Wang Yulin's trembling shoulder, and then said with a smile: "Oh, I said Comrade Xiaoqiang, why are you again?" You're always haunted, and you still care about who I'm dating with, should you be ......? ”

"What is it?" Wang Beiqiang asked with wide eyes.

Chen Hao put his hands in his pockets, shook his hair and said, "You can't be a crush on me, right?" Although I look handsome and chic, but you can't like me, I can't take a fancy to a pig, if you make a fuss, others still say that I bully livestock, how bad is this~"

"Crush on you paralyzed!"

Chen Hao said a long list with a smile, Wang Beiqiang didn't understand much in a daze, but Chen Hao was scolding him for being a pig, which he could still hear.

He clenched his fists tightly and said with a hideous expression: "Chen Hao, you hit my little brother yesterday when you stepped on the horse, have you asked Lao Tzu's opinion?" It depends on the owner to beat the dog, you beat my little brother to the point that he was almost hospitalized, this account, Lao Tzu must settle it with you today! ”

"Then I'm going to beat you now, you can give an opinion." Chen Hao hooked his lips and said.

Wang Beiqiang was suddenly so angry that his forehead was full of bruises, and he crooked his mouth and said loudly: "Chen Hao, to tell you the truth, I have already called people from outside to come today, they are all mixed society, as long as I make a move, they will beat you half to death." ”

"Comrade Xiaoqiang, I am so scared when you say this~" Chen Hao pretended to be scared and said.

"Hmph, it's too late to know the mistake now, they will rush over immediately, your parents want to see you, let them go to the hospital to see you!" When Wang Beiqiang spoke, the expression on his face was smug.