Chapter 103: I'll Kill You
Walking into the kitchen, Ile remembered that there didn't seem to be many ingredients. There must be only a few green peppers left in the bag hanging on the wall, a few green onions, oh, and a bag of eggs.
"Troubleβ"
Ile rubbed her messy hair, a look of distress on her face.
In normal times, he and Kirino would have enough to eat...... Although it will give Kirino a poisonous tongue. But now to entertain Emilia and the little angels, such a little thing is not enough.
"Now go out and buy some ingredients and come back?" Yi Le only thought about it while washing rice and cooking, and then shook his head, it was so troublesome, he just woke up and didn't want to run so far.
"Why don't you just fry a few bowls of egg fried rice, although it's a bit rude."
Ile closed the rice cooker and muttered. Then he turned around and nodded in agreement, anyway, he didn't have to be too serious about Emilia's guy, and Ayase was so familiar with it, so he probably wouldn't care.
"Aya...... Ayase, what are you going to do? β
As soon as he turned around, Yile almost sat on the ground in fright, looking at the scalp-numbing scene in front of him with a collapsed face!
I saw that the little angel of Ayase was already standing behind him at some point, and the jade hand raised to his chest was holding a particularly familiar kitchen knife (Nima's house). The kitchen knife looks like it should have just been washed, and a few drops of crystal water slipped off the surface of the knife and dripped silently on the ground, making the scene even more creepy!
"Aha, Aya...... Ayase, why did you get in? Hurry up and put the knife down, it's very, very dangerous. β
Yile said sweating profusely, and then found that Ayase's beautiful face did not have that weird smile and her eyes were not gray, so she breathed a sigh of relief.
The end of blood or something...... Don't want to.
"Huh?"
Ayase was stunned, and then her pretty face turned slightly red, and then she realized that she seemed a little scary like this.
She was about to put down the knife in her hand when suddenly her face turned cold again.
"Big liar." Ayase puffed out her cheeks, shook the bright kitchen knife in her hand under Yile's frightened gaze, and said coldly: "So you are hentai?" I really didn't expect it, hum, disgusting, the most annoying!"
Eile: ...... I didn't expect you to be like this.
Wrong wrong! I'm not a pervert! Yile shook her head suddenly, her eyes a little frightened. Hey, hey, hey! When did I start to accept others calling me a pervert? Isn't that scary?
Forget it, it doesn't seem like the time to think about that. Yile smiled bitterly at Xiao Ayase's eyes that were very defensive of him, folded his hands apologetically, bowed his head and said sincerely: "I'm sorry Ayase, it was purely an accident just now, you have to believe the eldest brother, absolutely, absolutely absolutely never intentionally." β
As he spoke, Yile subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, the cold sweetness was still fresh in his memory.
He didn't know that his expression and voice were indeed sincere, but suddenly adding such an action became particularly obscene.
"Shut up! You still say! Kill you! What do you mean by that expression? No aftertaste! hentai!β
Ayase's cold face suddenly couldn't hang up, and she instantly became popular. Now that she thinks of the scene just now, she is so ashamed that she wants to die. Bastard! The first kiss was taken away by the eldest brother!
That's right. Ayase frowned, didn't she go out with Kirino and Emilia at that time? Why did you go back to your room again? Oh wait! Ayase's face suddenly turned redder, and she suddenly remembered something again.
"Hentai don't deny it anymore." Ayase snorted and blushed, and said, "Even if it was an accident just now, you, you also steal, peep at my fat ci, right?" I also watched it, very- a long time, right? I didn't believe Kirino before when she said you were hentai, but it seems that I was wrong! β
"Uh......"
Hearing Ayase's words, Yile suddenly touched his nose in embarrassment, and the tempting scene subconsciously appeared in front of him, and the nosebleed almost spurted out again.
Looking at Ile's suddenly sluggish expression, Ayase still didn't know what he was thinking, and said angrily: "What are you thinking about again!" Disgusting!"
"Not ......"
Seeing that Yile wanted to say something, Ayase suddenly turned his head, looking like he didn't want to hear it: "I really hate you the most, so don't forgive you!"
Listening to Ayase's words, Yile smiled helplessly, I didn't believe Kirino before that Ayase was super terrible when she was angry, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it. And now Ayase probably doesn't plan to forgive him, but it's useless to be anxious, take your time.
"Is that all there is to it?"
Ayase took down the two bags containing green peppers and eggs, one hanging on the wall.
"Hmm." Yile nodded, and then said, "How about egg fried rice?" β
Ayase looked at Yile who thought he had a good idea, and then looked into the living room, there are outsiders, and it's too rude to entertain someone with egg fried rice or something, right?
"Okay then."
After thinking about it, Ayase still nodded, it seems that she can't make anything else except egg fried rice now, and it's a bit far away to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients.
Ayase put the egg on the stone platform in front of Ile, took down the cutting board hanging on the wall, and said, "Brother Hentai, you fry the eggs, I'll cut the green pepper and put it in together." β
Ile is still happy that Ayase is still willing to call her big brother, but can you please remove that prefix? Of course, he didn't dare to say it, otherwise maybe there would only be that prefix left, and then he would cry to death.
Ile frowned and walked over to Ayase, "I'll chop the vegetables, don't hurt you." β
"It's okay, don't lean over, I'm still a little psychological, you hentai brother."
Ayase blushed, glared at Ile with some caution, took two steps back, and insisted. She already had the kind of black history she had just had, and she didn't want to have more shadows of kitchen play. Now that she has decided that Yile is a pervert, she is really a little afraid of being pressed against the wall and humiliated.
If Ilya knew what Ayase was thinking, he would have exclaimed, "What a ghost animal I am!" β
"That'...... Okay, be careful. β
Yile said helplessly. Bastard! This treatment ...... From calling me big brother sweetly and greasy, to now staring at me with perverted eyes and calling me big brother, this comparison suddenly hurts my heart.
Then there was a long silence, with only the rustling of oil and the crisp sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen.
"Big brother."
Yile, who was skillfully frying eggs, suddenly turned his face happy, and subconsciously turned his head. Little angel, this is forgiving me? The damn prefix was gone, and the voice didn't sound so disgusted, as if it had reverted to the smiling feeling it had before.
As soon as Ile turned her head, she saw Ayase's delicate face. At this time, Ayase also looked at him with a smile, and the smile was very beautiful, and the eyes of the smile narrowed. Then she said as if she was happy:
"Big brother, if you dare to force Kirino to do something strange, I'll kill you."
Eile: ......
Don't say such horrible things in such a pleasant voice!
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PS: Cultivating immortals is successful, and in addition - little angel, awesome!