Chapter 197: Panda's Back Kills
Although in a hurry, the editor was a talent and quickly confirmed a small script.
- Boyfriend coaxing girlfriend.
It is a sitcom, and the synopsis is told by the host, which is roughly that the young couple quarreled, and the fault was on the man, so the man had to make his girlfriend happy next.
Well, it's very simple, but the simple scene considers the acting skills, not to mention that in the statement that the happy family added oil and vinegar, it quickly aroused the enthusiasm of the audience, and in the cheers, the stage was handed over to Cheng Youyou and Gu Cang.
In order to let the audience see clearly, the program team moved a table very accommodatingly, and let Gu Cang squat on the table to perform.
This process is more complicated, in order to prevent Gu Cang's performance from being a goof, during the period, Qin Yiren also came to his side, said the guiding part, and even compared the comparison, of course, when it was broadcast, this paragraph would definitely be cut.
"Next, please look at the girls played by Cang Cang, and the boys played by Youyou...... Pang Tao ran off the stage directly after announcing, and behind him, on a table, Gu Cang squatted on it, obviously, it was time to start performing.
The audience held their breath and did not dare to make a loud noise.
On the big screen, you can clearly see that on the table, Gu Cang's back is facing everyone, the back of the underage panda is very beautiful, showing a gourd shape from the head downward, but the depression of the waist of this mutual stroke is not very obvious, if you really want to describe it, it is similar to the upright scoop.
With the unique erect hair of the panda, the back looks like it is full of hesitation and sentimentality without showing it at all.
So, the audience laughed very unkindly.
Cheng Youyou was next to Gu Cang, the expression on his face was full of entanglement, he glanced at Gu Cang for a while, frowned and lowered his head for a while, sighed silently from time to time, his expression changed, and he magically evolved from tangled to resolute.
In the end, he gritted his teeth, took an apple, approached Gu Cang with a shy face, and whispered, "Cangcang, you ...... Still angry? ”
"Humph!" Gu Cang let out a cold snort.
Cheng Youyou sighed: "I'm sorry, Cangcang, I, I was wrong, you forgive me." As he spoke, he walked to Gu Cang's front.
Gu Cang glanced up at her, silently, but moved his body, turned to the audience, and turned his back to her.
There was another burst of laughter in the audience...... Prince Eh Cang is simply 6 to explode!
Cheng Youyou hasn't changed much, after all, he has been in contact with Gu Cang, and he already knows how evil Gu Cang is, so he continues to follow in circles, saying good things from time to time.
However, every time she moved, Gu Cang also moved, anyway, no matter how she moved, Gu Cang always turned her back to her.
During the period, there was no laughter, and the laughter was maintained almost the whole time.
"Back Killer - Panda Cangcang!" Such thoughts arise in the minds of some people.
This lasted for about a minute, and finally Gu Cang still loosened, and when Cheng Youyou turned for the last time, he didn't move again, but shook his shoulders and spit out his tongue, showing a tired expression.
"Hahaha...... I'm sorry, I'm laughing to death, I can't play anymore. Cheng Youyou suddenly laughed, which can be regarded as the end of this sitcom.
Then the host He Ling came to the stage and quipped: "Is Cangcang's back too melancholy, so that Youyou, you suddenly saw Cangcang's front, and you couldn't help laughing?" ”
Cheng Youyou spread his hands very helplessly: "I know now that the title of 'Melancholy Prince Cang' is not given randomly...... The back of the cangs is so melancholy and sentimental, and I can't help but think about it in my eyes...... Laugh. ”
Burst!
Want to laugh? Black lines at the bottom of the stage.
But it can be regarded as a joke, and after a few more words, He Ling said: "Youyou, it's your turn this time, you squatted on the ground to express your anger, and this time it's time to coax you." ”
“OK!”
The table was temporarily removed.
The second session begins.
In the center of the stage, Cheng Youyou squatted there with his back to the audience, his shoulders twitching slightly, signaling that he was angry.
Not far from her, in front of Gu Cang's eyes was a small basket with an apple in it, which was considering that he couldn't hold an apple like a human...... Gu Cang looked left and right there, seemingly anxious, but in his heart he was thinking about what Qin Yiren had just said.
Design some cute moves?
It's hard to kill a baby, it's obvious that every move is cute, how can this be designed?
After thinking for a while, Gu Cang had an idea in his heart, and then he pushed the basket, climbed to Cheng Youyou's side, and raised a bear paw to touch Cheng Youyou's body.
"What? Still want to quarrel? Cheng Youyou snorted coldly and glanced back, "Do you think that an apple can make up for the damage you caused me?" Impossible! ”
As he spoke, he twisted his head back again.
Gu Cang shrugged, and glanced at the audience, although the audience was smiling, they didn't have as many laughs as in the scene just now.
So he slowly pushed the basket and continued to crawl, climbed to the front of Cheng Youyou, and pushed the basket towards Cheng Youyou again.
"I've said I'm not rare for your apples!" Cheng Youyou twisted his mind like Gu Cang just now, turned to the audience, and still turned his back to Gu Cang.
Some viewers laughed.
Looking at the next development expectantly, I thought that according to the IQ of the panda, it is estimated that I will make a move similar to Cheng Youyou just now, and push the basket infinitely towards Cheng Youyou...... Thinking so, I kept watching.
But this time, he waited left and right, and he didn't see Gu Cang crawling over.
What's the situation?
They were stunned, and Cheng Youyou was also stunned.
After waiting for a while, he finally couldn't help it, and under the reminder of the audience, Cheng Youyou stood up and moved out of the way, and looked at Gu Cang behind him by the way, but found that he ...... This thing is actually holding an apple and gnawing on it!
There was a bang, and the audience burst into laughter.
It's just ...... What about filming?
What about coaxing a girlfriend?
They just refused twice, and you ended up eating the apple yourself.
Do you want your bear face anymore?
The photographer gave a magnified lens, and on the screen, such a picture suddenly appeared: a panda sat on the ground, the bamboo basket turned over sideways next to it, and it was empty, but the original apple was held by two bear paws, sent to the mouth to gnaw, while gnawing and swiping, seeing Cheng Youyou's speechless expression, the panda paused very gentlemanly, took the apple away, tilted his head, stuck out his tongue at her, opened one eye wide and closed the other, and made a grimace......
"Woo woo, break up, I'm going to break up, woo woo woo......" Cheng Youyou cried.
The audience continued to laugh, and the host He Ling walked up, with a smile on his face, and said a little speechlessly: "Youyou, calm down, calm down, hey, it's no wonder that this is Cangcang, after all, I heard that pandas seem to be frigid......"