The feelings are deep and boring, and the feelings are shallow and licked.

What makes many fresh graduates feel the most is probably the long-standing wine table culture in China.

In Gong Moliang's view, drinking needs to be done within one's means, and some of those who persuade them to drink are to set off the atmosphere and make the scene more enthusiastic, and some are ill-intentioned.

If you are a man, you still have to persuade you when you know how much you drink, most likely because you want to see you make a fool of yourself, and if you have a good handle on your foreigners, it will become the best material evidence to slander you at every turn in the future.

If you are a woman, then his motives are more clear, don't wait until you lose the festival and regret it.

The four of them are not good at the wine table, and they basically order until they clink glasses, and no one will persuade anyone.

"If you want me to say, in our Jiangcheng, in the summer, it's just a mouthful of meat skewers and a mouthful of cold beer, that's called life."

Liao Xiaotian has always been crazy and crazy, but only this sentence has been recognized by everyone.

Xiong Shaohai took the initiative to pick up the wine glass again, and drank it all after clinking glasses with Liao Xiaotian, "This feeling, cool!" ”

"Well, the barbecue here really lives up to its reputation, right?" Liao Xiaotian ate a mouth full of butter, and his entire lips were wrapped in oil stains, and he still kept stuffing.

"No one is robbing you." Xiong Shaohai choked him first, "It's okay, I feel that the taste of this barbecue restaurant is exactly the same as when I was a child, and the grasp of the heat is just right, which can not only make the condiments flavorful, but also ensure the original taste of the mutton, which is really a must." ”

Liao Xiaotian said proudly, "That's not it, don't look at who recommended you here." In other words, don't you wonder why the taste of this restaurant is different from what you usually eat? ”

Xiong Shaohai is not a real foodie, but this does not prevent him from yearning for food, "Let me think about it, to be able to roast the taste that makes me remember, this restaurant must have some kind of same connection with the original barbecue stand." ”

A person who already knows the answer most wants to see the situation that others can't find the answer even if they think about it for a long time. Until the end, after revealing the mystery by himself, the appearance of others suddenly realizing may be the pinnacle of life.

That's why everyone doesn't believe in prophecy, but they all want to be prophets.

"I see!" Xiong Shaohai bit off a piece of meat on a bamboo skewer fiercely, "This shop does not use a more environmentally friendly and fast electric oven to bake, but uses regular charcoal grilling!" ”

"Damn, that's boring." Liao Xiaotian was splashed with cold water in an instant.

Gong Moliang comforted at the right time, "Don't forget, the biggest advantage of a sniper is memory and judgment, you have to hit someone else's blade, isn't it unpleasant." Come, don't say anything, I'll toast you. ”

After another full glass of cold beer, Liao Xiaotian finally felt half full.

"Hiccup!" With a loud burp, Liao Xiaotian suddenly asked about the topic of the game, "Captain, can you tell us the truth here, how sure are you that you will enter the top five in this competition?" ”

Gong Moliang, who was wiping the sauce from the corner of his mouth with a tissue, paused for a moment, and then said with a smile, "This doesn't look like a question asked by a big-hearted person like you, what's the matter, are you starting to worry about the prize money of the competition?" ”

Liao Xiaotian was also very free and easy, and said singlely, "The prize money is indeed one thing, but in addition to earning fame and fortune for ourselves in this competition, we also have to take into account the life and death of the e-sports club." In the past few days, I have been thinking about what kind of situation has made a good club come to the point where it is now on the verge of a line. ”

Slowly, everyone's movements became sluggish, and such a heavy topic was really hard to raise.

Putting down the bamboo stick, Xiong Shaohai once again guessed the nightmare in Liao Xiaotian's heart, "Did you accidentally bump into Yu Bin in the past few days?" ”

"Damn, it's a pity that you don't tell fortunes, you can guess this?!" Liao Xiaotian's face was full of surprise.

Gong Moliang also realized the seriousness of the problem, and unconsciously held the wine glass with his right hand, although the glass was full of coldness, Gong Moliang did not have a trace of coldness.

"Tell us more about what's going on."

Liao Xiaotian, who has always been sunny, had a rare sad face, "Shaohai is not wrong at all when he said that he was surprised, I really happened to bump into Yu Bin who was making a small report in the office." ”

"Which office, be clear." Gong Moliang felt that the lifespan of the e-sports club had plummeted from more than half a year to one month, which must have something to do with what Liao Xiaotian said next, and it must be closely related.

Liao Xiaotian looked at Xiong Shaohai, who was sitting opposite, and said, "Didn't the class temporarily conduct a questionnaire survey about the learning situation and living situation that day, not only our class, but the entire department. ”

Xiong Shaohai nodded, "I can help him testify that this is true." ”

Gong Moliang motioned for Liao Xiaotian to continue.

"After filling it out, it was supposed to be collected by the squad leader and sent to the counselor's office, but that day it happened to be evil, and the squad leader and the counselor had something to do temporarily, so they entrusted me to collect it all and send it to the department head's office, and then, I saw the face that turned into ashes and I was going to pee on it."

Gong Moliang frowned, "You mean, Yu Bin appeared in your department head's office?" ”

"That's right." Liao Xiaotian nodded affirmatively, "That despicable and shameless villain, even if someone is crushed and scattered, I can recognize it at a glance." Moreover, in the office, there is a person who you would never think of if you want to break your head. ”

Gong Moliang thought of what Xu Han said last time, and said in one sentence, "The vice principal in charge of school affairs? ”

Liao Xiaotian was shocked, looking back and forth at Gong Moliang and Xiong Shaohai's faces, "You two won't collude to entertain me, why can you guess in advance what I say, didn't you already know about this matter, and then gang up to keep me in the dark?" ”

Shu Xin, who had been silent, suddenly raised his hand and said, "Declare in advance, this is the first time I have heard about this matter. ”

After picking himself out, Shu Xin became a qualified melon-eating crowd again.

Gong Moliang also wanted to know the follow-up of the matter, and said, "Don't be suspicious here, these are all normal people's guesses, you go on, we just don't interrupt you." ”

Now that the captain's Chrysostom has been opened, Liao Xiaotian had no choice but to regain his mood and continue, "This vice principal holds the life of the entire club of the school in one hand. Roots, any community, no matter how big or small, as long as he gives an order, it is easy to rise from the ground, and it is effortless to extinguish it, it is simply his word. ”

"Complain less and get down to business." Gong Moliang was afraid of Liao Xiaotian's divergent thinking.

"Don't worry, let me, a storyteller who has worked so hard to speak, find some rhythm of your own, what a fierce one."

After feeling comfortable, Liao Xiaotian continued, "The door of the office was not closed, and after I saw Yu Bin's stinky face, I quickly retracted the hand that was placed on the doorknob, and then wanted to inquire about what the daily work of this 'respectful and loved' student union president is, and see what is worth learning for us ordinary students." ”

Saying that, Liao Xiaotian was happy, "I don't know if I don't see this, I was shocked when I saw it, do you know what our student union president is doing all day long?" ”

Seeing that Gong Moliang opened his mouth to speak, Liao Xiaotian immediately stopped, "Captain and Shaohai shut up, only Shu Xin will answer the questions I ask in the future." ”

Shu Xin, who was also shot while lying down, could only shake his head helplessly, "Don't look at me, I don't know anything." ”

Liao Xiaotian took the opportunity to answer, "It's right if I don't know, this is the real honest person." It turns out that our chairman, is discounting the small report. ”

Liao Xiaotian, who laughed, squeezed out a few tears of schadenfreude, "Made, make a small report behind my back, this is one thing that I was ashamed to do in elementary school, I actually bumped into it in a university, I really don't know if I don't know it, the world is really wonderful." They are all adults, and they can still make young children. What children can do, it's really a long time to live. ”

Gong Moliang had already done it in his heart at this time, and he also had the feeling of being worn by water drops for Xu Han's complaints.

"How did he arrange our e-sports club, let's hear it." Gong Moliang no longer cares about arguing with reason, the e-sports club has already become a thorn in the side of the vice principal, and Yu Bin has been obstructed from it, so his impression of the e-sports club is even worse.

At this time, to defend it, in addition to being reprimanded, will only accelerate the death time of the e-sports club.

Instead of working in vain, it is better to see such a strange face in the world, and it can also be a timeless joke, maybe it will be used one day.

Liao Xiaotian thought about it for a while, sorted out his clothes, pinched his throat, and learned Yu Bin's pretense vividly, "Principal, I'm very glad that you can take time out of your busy schedule to listen to me tell me about all kinds of bad deeds in the e-sports club, it was your iron-faced selflessness that gave me the idea of killing my relatives in righteousness." ”

"Poof!" The beer in Xiong Shaohai's mouth sprayed Shu Xin next to him, and he quickly took out a tissue to help him wipe it.

"That's what he said?" Xiong Shaohai asked.

Liao Xiaotian nodded, "Then there can be a fake." ”

"What about the headmaster? Accepted it so with peace of mind? ”

"Correct, it's the vice-principal. Then, he really acquiesced to Yu Bin's statement so casually. ”

Xiong Shaohai monster shouted, "Okay, this is really a nest of snakes and rats, embarrassed, Wang Ba to mung beans, not a family, don't enter a family." ”

While Liao Xiaotian sighed at Xiong Shaohai's rich vocabulary, he continued to narrate, "Next, the real show will appear." ”