Text Chapter 28 Romantic Feifei (Ask for Collection Recommendation)
Players who have played PUBG know that in addition to the "immortals" who are not easy to mess with, the people who are most unsuitable to provoke are not those masters who occasionally play abnormally, but lone wolves in a lined line.
Teammates are dead, only living alone, and they often turn into a mad dog that bites when they see someone and doesn't let go when they bite. Now, under Feifei'er's downstairs, there is such a mad dog who plans to burn jade.
"Is he upstairs now?" Gong Moliang is not worried that after Fei Fei'er dies, he will have to deduct part of the number of heads, although it will increase the difficulty of catching up, but for himself who has been untaught about the game since he was a child, he has almost empty confidence.
The main thing is that after death, Fei Fei'er's viewing perspective will definitely be locked on his body. Gong Moliang was not worried that his and Song Yijie's clumsy acting skills would be noticed by Feifei'er, but he had to admire the talents in the live broadcast room.
It is said that since ancient times, the master has been in the folk, and Gong Moliang, who has never been in contact with live broadcasting, has this experience, and feels that he has to add a sentence later.
The folk god has one stone, and he has eight buckets in the live broadcast room.
It's no wonder that Gong Moliang always heard Song Yijie's repeated sentence in his ears, "Everyone in the live broadcast room is talented, and they speak well, I like it here." ”
Thinking that Fei Fei'er's death would trigger a series of unpredictable consequences, Gong Moliang instantly shuddered.
At this moment, Fei Fei'er has long been without a master, and Gong Moliang's question is like a natural sound, and he immediately complained, "Not yet, but I think in the next second, he will come up and bully me." ”
A sentence of bullying made the hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room numb.
"If Fei Fei'er dies in this game, I think this water friend god is just a pseudo-god, and he hasn't condensed his own godhead at all."
"Brother upstairs, although I am also on your side, please speak well. This is the game live broadcast room.,It's not a place to write Western fantasy novels.,The godhead has been made out by you.,I think you're too poisoned.,Be careful to stay up late to read books.,Feather yourself to become an immortal.。 ”
"Friendly reminder, Feather Dengxian is our oriental immortal, if you say so, it will trigger a godhead war."
"Nima, can you bookworms shut up, if you want to exchange experiences, can you go to the book review area for a private chat, and block Lao Tzu from watching the live broadcast."
The audience was excited, and Gong Moliang, the client, was directly injected with adrenaline.
"Don't panic, the more you rush, the easier it is to make mistakes. He is desperate now, and it is a big deal to do anything, and you are different, don't touch the stone with porcelain. ”
This kind of half-comforting half-sycophant with a slight literary color makes Feifeier very useful.
"Doesn't seem to be a complete idiot, isn't that quite telling."
Gong Moliang didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?" ”
Just said it casually, Fei Fei'er, who dared to spit out the truth, hurriedly said, "No, I'm asking, what should I do next?" I felt like the robber downstairs was running out of patience. ”
Gong Moliang guessed that the reason why the other party did not choose to go upstairs at the first time may be to observe how many people were hidden upstairs, once he heard the footsteps of only one person, Fei Fei'er would die soon.
As for why no one has suggested that Fei Fei'er resist stubbornly, the main reason is that even the parties themselves have no intention of fighting to the death.
Gong Moliang's mind kept calculating the distance between two points, passing through a housing area, and crossing a street, no matter how he calculated, it was a little too late.
"Looks like we're going to have to use some tricks." Gong Moliang muttered to himself.
Thinking as he walked, Gong Moliang recalled his countermeasures when he was still an ignorant rookie and encountered this kind of predicament. But thinking about it, even if he entered the pit for less than half an hour at that time, it seemed that he had not been instigated when he encountered the enemy. No matter whether you have equipment in your hands or not, even if you don't have a grenade that dies together, just with a pair of fists, it's just one word, do it!
Since this kind of identity is not right, how could Gong Moliang hang himself on a tree.
I'm not afraid of one-on-one, so what about one hit two, one hit three?
"There it is!" Gong Moliang suddenly came to inspiration, which was also one of the tricks he learned from his teacher.
After waiting for a long time, Fei Fei'er, who had never dared to disturb Gong Moliang's thoughts, finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, the hero is not late." ”
Gong Moliang said to Fei Fei'er, "I remember that on the second floor of the building where you are hiding, there are many windows where you can jump out of the window." ”
A little awkward, but Fei Fei'er could still understand the meaning, "Yes, there are two halls, and there are five or six rooms inside, oh, by the way, there are also balcony doors, are you asking me to jump out of the window and escape?" But I'm afraid that the timing and position of the jump are wrong, and it just falls on his face, and the sheep will be too unlucky to enter the tiger's mouth, and the death will be too aggrieved. ”
At this time, and there was still kung fu who cared about his death, Gong Moliang suddenly felt a little tired.
But no matter how tired he is, he has to finish sitting in the car with tears, "On the contrary, can you roughly hear which direction he is on the first floor now, whether he is on the left or right, or in the middle." ”
Fei Fei'er thought for a moment, "It should be right below me." ”
Gong Moliang almost cried, "Sister, I said everything left and right and in the middle, how can you still answer the following." Where's the second floor now? Is it left, right, or middle? ”
"Poof." Song Yijie, who laughed out loud, hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I can't help it, you continue." ”
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh at Feifei'er's answer.
"It's amazing to my Fei, this kind of question with three options A, B, and C can still answer a D, this kind of creative thinking, worthy of the goddess of my dreams."
"Forbidden, if this kind of person is not locked in the small black house, heaven will not tolerate it."
"Solve it upstairs."
"You are stupid, you dreamed of Feifei'er in your dream, do you think this person will be a righteous gentleman in your dream. How can our Feifei'er be tarnished by such a lewd villain, even if it is intentional. Neither is it okay to be lewd. ”
"Brother's brain hole is simply extraordinary, come, report to our ZH tomorrow, our editor just lacks a writer with a big brain like you."
Fei Fei'er looked at the jokes about her various versions on the barrage, and she was no longer surprised. If it was when I first started in the industry, I might have tried to explain it desperately, but now, I have long turned a blind eye.
Is it enlightenment? No, it's Feifei'er who has worked hard thousands of times, but she still can't say the despair of the barrage "old drivers"!
For the little confusion that he has committed for a long time, which is often referred to as intermittent cramps of the cerebellum, Feifei himself is helpless, "I'm sorry, I'm absent-minded for a while." I'm here at the top of the stairs, with a gun in hand, waiting for him to throw himself into the net. ”
For Fei Fei'er's words, Gong Moliang only believed half of it, if he really ran into the enemy, he didn't know who threw himself into the net.
But this does not affect Gong Moliang's judgment of the enemy's position, Fei Fei'er is at the staircase, that is, the right hand side of the whole building, and the enemy is at his feet, so it is the same on the right.
"So, you rush into the room behind you, remember, you have to run, and you can make as much movement as you can. Then you go to the window of your room, smash one of the panes with your fist, and then hide behind the wall of the room, and don't move until we come and rescue you. ”
Fei Fei'er still has to digest it, Song Yijie and the audience in the live broadcast room have already understood Gong Moliang's plan.
"Are you trying to use the illusion of sound to mislead the second stunned person downstairs and create the illusion that Feifei'er jumped out of the window and escaped?" Song Yijie asked with admiration on his face.
Gong Moliang sighed, "Yes, but not entirely. ”
"Why is that?"
Gong Moliang continued, "If it were me, I would not stand still after breaking the glass, but take the initiative to attack and kill the enemy. To put it bluntly, this was originally an offensive style of luring the enemy deep and then attacking him by surprise, not blindly seeking perfection. ”
Song Yijie thought thoughtfully, "You mean to say that what was taught to Feifei'er was a castrated version?" ”
Gong Moliang felt that this word was not suitable for girls, so he said, "It's a customized version, it's not all for the sake of safety." ”
Here, Feifei'er also fully comprehended the essence of this method that Gong Moliang taught him with the help of the barrage.
All this is nothing more than three words: fast, accurate, and quiet.
Be fast, be well-timed, and hide quietly.
The steps have been known in detail, Gong Moliang and Song Yijie are beyond the reach of the whip, and the next thing is to see Fei Fei'er's on-the-spot performance.
"Knock knock!"
Fei Fei stepped on the floor vigorously, wishing to leave shoe prints on the board.
When she came to the window of the room, Feifei'er, who had already raised her hand, was dumbfounded, and shouted in despair and helplessness, "Who stole my glass?!" ”
Gong Moliang, who was halfway through, was almost not stumbled to death.
"Are all the windows gone?" Gong Moliang was already mourning more than his heart was dead, and he was tortured by Feifei'er's strange encounters.
Fei Fei'er ran around the room, and her crisp voice, which was originally like a yellow bird, became hoarse, "No, none of them were left for me, they all ran away, what should I do now, am I going to die here?" ”
"Did he go upstairs?" Gong Moliang calmed down and asked calmly.
Fei Fei'er listened attentively, and said with trembling vocal cords, "He went upstairs, and I heard the sound of stepping on the stairs!" ”
"Jump!" Gong Moliang said it neatly.
For some reason, Fei Fei'er, who was originally at a loss, suddenly remembered a movie when she heard the word "jump".
The building has become a cruise ship, and the big trees outside the window have become icebergs.
“You jump,I jump.”
With her eyes closed, Fei Fei'er jumped without hesitation.
"Am I going to drown?"
Gong Moliang listened to this sentence that he didn't know what to say, and his head was full of black lines, "You want to say that you fell to death, this is the second floor, even in reality, it will only be fractured, not as terrifying as you say." ”
Just now he praised Gong Mo Liang for being understanding, but now he began to understand the amorous feelings, and Fei Fei'er, who was embarrassed and angry, said coquettishly, "Why did Song Yijie arrive before you?" ”