Chapter 33: The Trick of Picking Up Girls
Oolong No. 2 was also in awe, and shouted and cheered: "Captain, don't worry, if he dares to touch you, I will kill his whole family." ”
Oolong No. 3 faced this scene with tears in his eyes: "The captain is really brave and fearless, who else can I be!" I went, and I was so impressed. ”
When the captain heard this, he turned his head and said: "Ah, you are going, then this opportunity for meritorious service will be given to you, I have never quarreled with the world." ”
Oolong No. 3 hurriedly waved his hand: "Eh, eh, I didn't mean that I would go, this is just a mantra, captain, you really misunderstood." ……”
Captain Oolong pushed him forward with all his might, and comforted: "Oh, I heard it all just now, I know you want to be a hostage for me, but you are more shy and refuse to admit it, you can rest assured that if he dares to touch you, I will kill his whole family." ”
Seeing that the two sides were talking, the black boss jumped out of the car and put a gun to the back of the head of the Oolong No. 3, and the captain walked back.
Oolong No. 3 shouted with hatred: "Is there any mistake, the old saying is that many words must be lost, and the ancients will not deceive me!" If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. ……”
The black boss has heard so much just now, and he has run out of patience. scolded: "Shut up, Zi said that you talk a lot." You're not dead yet. ”
After saying that, he kicked him in the ass, and then was about to turn off the detonator, so as not to let go in a moment of excitement.
Who knew that Oolong No. 3 closed his mouth and was nervous, and he was kicked again and farted, which suddenly stinked.
The black boss felt like he was about to suffocate behind him, and hurriedly ran to the place where the air was fresh. The hand holding the detonator covered his nose, and the hand holding the gun fired several shots indiscriminately, regardless of whether it could hit anyone or not.
He rushed here and scolded as he ran: "The negotiation is good, I didn't expect you to be so insidious." He actually used gas bombs to find a chance to subdue me, and if I want to die, I will never be so stinking to death. ”
Then he shouted: "Since you don't let me mine, then give me a burial." ”
After saying that, he released the detonator switch, and although Captain Oolong rushed up and shot him in the head, he still couldn't stop the explosion.
"Boom." The violent explosion blew off all the internal load-bearing pillars, and the entire mine collapsed, including the tunnel.
"Don't." Gao Ao was awakened from his dream, looked around at Mr. Bo's house, and it turned out that he had another nightmare. At this time, the sky was not yet bright, and the sun had just come out.
After getting up and washing, Gao Ao came outside, and he couldn't sleep anyway, so he came to replace Baililang and Zhang Yang. When I got into the car, I saw that the two people were not in the car at all, the door of the small courtyard was open, and the two of them were facing east outside, ready to enjoy the sunrise by the sea.
Gao Ao also walked to the observation deck, stretched out facing the sea, and took a few deep breaths of the fresh morning air. Looking at the red sun rising over the sea skyline, today is another day full of vitality.
Baililang asked: "I finally came out to play, why did I wake up so early." ”
Gao Ao looked at them and said, "I was woken up by fright, I've been dreaming a lot lately, don't you go in and sleep for a while?" ”
Zhang Yang thought to himself that I wasn't on duty at all last night, so I was still sleeping a fart, but he said: "Everyone hasn't woken up at this time, we still have to be vigilant." ”
The three of them practiced outside for a while, until the sun was fully rising, and the spring sun shone warmly on their bodies. Aunt Gu also woke up and was making breakfast for everyone. Zhang Yang touched his stomach: "Are you hungry, go in and find something to eat." So saying, he went inside.
Pei Qian got up and yawned, thinking in a daze that she was at her own house, and she came out without even changing her lace pajamas.
Zhang Yang began to have a nosebleed as soon as he entered the door, and he saw Pei Qian wearing white close-fitting pajamas, which perfectly highlighted her delicate figure. In particular, the neckline of this pajama has not yet been buttoned up, and the messy hair has a different kind of sexual temptation.
"Ahh With a scream, Pei Qian hurriedly covered her chest and ran back to the house to change her clothes.
"Well, there's a situation!" Baili Lang and Gao Ao rushed in when they heard the scream, Li Hao also quickly came out of the room, Zhao Meng rushed out with his pants up, oh sorry, he didn't take off his pants last night.
Gao Ao asked: "What's going on, ah, Zhang Yang, why is your nose bleeding, are you fighting with someone?" ”
Zhang Yang wiped his nosebleed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, maybe I was hit in the nose yesterday and it's not good." ”
Baili Langhu asked suspiciously: "Why did the injury you received yesterday only bleed today?" ”
Zhang Yang: "Oh, wasn't I on duty last night, staying up late is not good for the body, isn't it the body starting to protest." ”
Gao Ao: "Oh, yes, it's so hard for you. ”
Zhang Yang: "No hardship, no hardship, as the highest level soldier of the country, for the sake of a better life for the people, what is the point of suffering this little bit?" ”
Zhao Meng: "I didn't expect your consciousness to be quite high!" ”
Zhang Yang: "Everywhere, this is the captain's good use." ”
"Keep an eye on me." Zhao Meng saw that there was nothing to do, and went back to sleep.
Pei Qian rushed down from above angrily after changing her clothes, and raised her hand to whip Zhang Yang. He shouted, "Kill you stinky rascal." ”
Zhang Yang quickly dodged and explained: "Xiaoqian, I didn't mean it, who let you be so casual in someone else's house." ”
Pei Qian chased after him with another whip, and said reluctantly: "I'm in my aunt's house, just like my own family, obviously you, who don't know where you come from, blame me for running around in other people's houses." ”
Zhang Yang hid behind Baili Lang and said apologetically: "It's all a misunderstanding, and I didn't expect this to happen." ”
Pei Qian didn't care about these at all, and continued to whip at Baili Lang.
Baililang secretly said What are you doing stupidly, I won't be cannon fodder for you, so I quickly squatted down.
Zhang Yang was breathing a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect the whip to come at him. As soon as he saw the whip on his body, he didn't hide and simply closed his eyes and let the whip come up. Pei Qian, who was watching, was stunned.
With a "snap", the whip hit him. He pretended to be in pain and said, "As long as it can calm your anger, I am willing to hurt you a little." ”
Pei Qian's anger disappeared after the whip, and she still felt a little guilty in her heart. It shouldn't have been hit so hard just now, this whip should have hurt a lot. The expression on his face looked like he was still a little worried.
Li Hao was also drunk watching this stupid performance, such an understatement attack didn't hurt Zhang Yang who was wearing armor at all.
But I learned another trick of picking up girls, and I was bitter. Seeing that the effect is not bad, I will find an opportunity to use it myself another day.