"Hehe, Yanyan, don't be angry, I didn't mean to eat your tofu just now~"

Chen Hao said with a hippie smile, raised his hand to cover his chest, and pretended to be innocent and said: "I really had a chest pain just now, it hurts very much~ I rub it, don't step on me, my head is starting to hurt again~"

Just when Chen Hao was messing with Zhou Qingyan, the woman in red had already hung up the phone.

She snorted coldly and said with a smug face: "You just wait, in ten minutes, the department manager of my husband's store will come over to help me deal with it." ”

Chen Hao just raised his hand to help Zhou Qingyan wipe away the remaining tears from the corners of his eyes, and when he heard the words of the woman in red, he pretended to be curious and asked, "Didn't you call your husband just now to call your husband over, what, how did the person who came here now become a department manager?" ”

"My husband is very busy, and he is doing hair with clients right now." The woman in red said proudly.

"Oh, do your hair~"

Chen Hao's eyes swept over the woman in red, and he hummed softly in his mouth: "I heard raindrops falling on the green grass~"

The woman in red immediately heard that Chen Hao's song meant that she was going to be green.

"Poor and sour, don't talk nonsense, you are green, your whole family is green."

"I hear raindrops falling on the green meadow~"

"Stop singing, my husband loves me very much, and he bought this Land Rover for me on my birthday last month."

"I hear raindrops falling on the green meadow~"

"I told you to stop singing, are you deaf, or do you have a brain problem? Just sing a sentence, if you don't feel annoyed, I feel annoyed. The woman in red said angrily.

"Oh." Chen Hao closed his mouth.

In the next second, the woman in red just felt that her ears were clear, and Chen Hao hummed in her ear as if no one was around.

"I believe the longest distance is A to G

I suspect it was inherited from my father

Your boobs have always been the laughing stock of everyone

Say that your husband has absolutely true feelings for you~"

The woman in red was almost not by the "green grass" sung by Chen Hao, but now he adapted "Courage" to laugh at her flat chest, and suddenly felt that the whole person was going to explode in place.

"Poor sour, you ...... There is a kind of you who keep singing, and when the person I call arrives, I see that you will still come out without singing. ”

"Empress Dowager Taiping, this time you asked me to sing, not me to sing it myself~"

Chen Hao smiled cheaply, opened his mouth and continued to sing.

"Hey~ I really need to get to G

Even if it's going to be upside down

Rather than a T-shirt pattern brace deformed

The ditch doesn't need to be squeezed hard~"

"Ahhh The woman in red raised her hand and blocked her ears, "If you sing again, I'll call the police." ”

Chen Hao looked at the crazy appearance of the woman in red, and the corners of his mouth slightly hooked up a mocking smile.

Thinking that this vicious woman was going to raise her hand to slap Zhou Qingyan, Chen Hao's heart felt unhappy.

He raised his voice and continued to sing in the ear of the woman in red.

"Regardless of promotions and raises

It is said that you rely on real strength

Wait a week for the pads to dry

Taking a bath with my boyfriend like Brother Haier~"

This time, the woman in red is really crazy.

Every lyric sung by Chen Hao is like a sharp knife inserted into the heart of the woman in red, what "chest pad to dry for a week", what "bathing like the Haier brothers", this stepping on the horse, completely sings the usual troubles of the woman in red.

She looked at Chen Hao's smiling face enlarged in front of her at close range, and just raised her hand and was about to fan Chen Hao's face, Chen Hao jumped quickly and dodged.

"Queen Mother Taiping, don't be angry, if you are angry, your chest will explode~"

After saying this, Chen Hao immediately covered his mouth, waved his hand awkwardly and said, "No, it's wrong, you don't have breasts, so you don't have to worry about exploding at all, it's really safe~"

"Poof-" Zhou Qingyan couldn't help but laugh when she heard it on the side.

The woman in red couldn't say anything about Chen Hao, so she could only point the finger at Zhou Qingyan.

"What are you laughing at, is it so funny? You die laughing, your whole family dies laughing. ”

The woman in red walked up to Zhou Qingyan with a fat face, pointed at her nose and scolded fiercely: "I said, why do you feel that the air here tastes wrong?" It turned out to be the fragrance of green tea emanating from your body, no wonder it smells so bad, hurry up and stay away from me. ”

Zhou Qingyan learned the way Chen Hao spoke just now, and countered: "I have breasts." ”

The woman in red glanced at Zhou Qingyan's chest, and her face suddenly changed.

Zhou Qingyan is not wrong at all, her breasts are originally around 36D, and she is wearing a relatively tight white cotton long sleeve today, which sets off her breasts even more proudly.

The woman in red just glanced at it, and her heart was very unhappy.

"Look at your green tea sample, whoever is close to you is unlucky, why do you say you are still alive? Just jump into the sea and forget it. ”

Zhou Qingyan didn't pay attention to the words of the woman in red, and continued: "I have breasts. ”

The woman in red obviously didn't expect Zhou Qingyan to be shameless with Chen Hao, she gasped angrily, and continued to scold: "Don't scratch your head in front of the old lady, if you have the ability, put on a pose first and then talk to the old lady." ”

"I have breasts." Zhou Qingyan still said this.

"Okay, you both have a kind, you wait, the department manager in my husband's store is coming over soon, and when the time comes, I see if you two fried women can still laugh."

The woman in red was so angry that she didn't want to look at Chen Hao now, the little couple who stepped on the horse was so cheap that before she could say a few words, she was so angry that her lungs were about to explode.

Especially Chen Hao, he looks quite young, but he doesn't have a face, it's like cultivating into a refinement, and the adapted "Courage" is still echoing in the ears of the woman in red.

"Yanyan, when will you be as shameless as me?"

Zhou Qingyan glanced at Chen Hao: "I'm different from you, classmate Chen Hao." ”

"But when you didn't face it just now, you were exactly like me."

"Nonsense."

Chen Hao chuckled lightly and said evilly: "I know, maybe this is called the husband and the wife~"

"Who sings with your husband, Chen Hao, don't forget, I am your teacher." Zhou Qingyan pretended to be angry and said.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a sharp brake sound, and a white Audi stopped on the side of the road.

The woman in red suddenly turned happy, she looked at Chen Hao and Zhou Qingyan, and said proudly: "The person I called has arrived, and you will die immediately." ”

With a bang, the door in the driver's seat of a white Audi opened, and a man wearing sunglasses got out of the car.

The moment he took off his sunglasses, Chen Hao couldn't help but laugh when he saw his face.

Thank you for my 100 book coins for rewarding me than Chen Ritianshuai, thank you. The 1888 book coin tip!

(End of chapter)