Chapter 207: Xiong Sheng is really lonely as snow
"This girl is a little vigilant." OD whispered to Tian Yuan.
Tian Yuan (smiling): "The last response is really amazing, look at Sister Lele's expression." ”
"That's amazing!" Xiao Wu continued to sigh.
Han Wang also looked helpless, took the microphone and shook it gently, and then continued: "Ahem, Dai Xiaoxiao, don't hang up the phone yet, I'm really Han Wang." ”
"I'm really Yang Lele." Dai Xiaoxiao has the intention of fighting you liars to the end.
"This ...... Yiren, you say something. Han Wang asked Qin Yiren for help.
The audience continued to laugh, it was the first time I saw Han Wang with such a helpless expression.
Qin Yiren couldn't help but smile, but she didn't speak, but grabbed Gu Cang's ear and motioned for Gu Cang to speak.
Gu Cang was also polite.
So, in front of a group of people, Gu Cang, who was lying in Qin Yiren's arms, shouted in his throat: "Wangwang......"
The other side of the phone was stunned for a moment, and after a while, Dai Xiaoxiao asked, "Cangcang?" ”
"Wang!"
"I ...... Is it really Brother Han? ”
"Wang!"
"Sister Lele is there?"
"Wang!"
"Eh, I was wrong, I was wrong, Brother Han is sorry, Sister Lele, don't beat my family!"
Gu Cang's eyes widened: Clams?
What are you talking about? Why did you beat me for your own crimes?
There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and then, Han Wang, who couldn't cry or laugh, picked up the microphone and continued: "Dai Xiaoxiao, believe it this time, right?" ”
"I believe it, I believe it, but it's strange, since Cangcang is here, what about the Yiren? Isn't the Yiren there? Are you recording a show? You won't broadcast my performance just now, it would be a shame......" Dai Xiaoxiao showed a chatterbox's self-cultivation.
So much so that Qin Yiren had to interrupt her: "Xiaoxiao, I'm here." ”
"Oh, Yiren, what are you calling me for?"
"For the needs of the show, we want to learn some interesting things from Cang Cang when he was a child." Tian Tian responded.
"Cang Cang's interesting facts, that's a lot, if you really want to talk about it, you can't finish it in a day and a night." Dai Xiaose instantly came to his senses, "Which one do you want?" ”
Gu Cang, who was obedient on the side, stretched out his bear paw to cover his forehead, he didn't dare to imagine what words would pop out of Dai Xiaose's mouth later.
"For example, let's break from prison, I heard that Cangcang often escapes from prison, can you describe the prison escape with us?" Han Wang said that he was interested.
Dai Xiaose hummed for a while, and then said: "Speaking of prison breaks, it's interesting, because our zoo is a gathering place for prison escapees, such as the macaque king six ears who stack Arhats over the wall, and the alpaca Oreo who covers the hole in the wall with a wooden plank, of course, we are the smartest, and often watch us open and close the door, this guy is six or seven months old, equivalent to one or two years old babies of our humans, he will step on the wooden board to open the door, and then often slip ......"
Dai Xiaose speaks a little fast, but fortunately, he often records and speaks very clearly, which is easy for people to understand...... Although it smells of milk, it can be compromised.
Then, this guy began to shake out Gu Cang's deeds one after another: blocking mouse holes, fighting with monkeys, spitting on alpacas, stealing breeders' snacks, and selling cute when he was caught doing bad things...... said that Gu Cang was called a shame.
What a chicken and a bear!
Gu Cang felt that the whole bear face was hot, especially when he saw that the audience and the host shifted their eyes to himself as Dai Xiaose narrated.
Paralyzed, self-ashamed!
At this moment, he finally couldn't bear this kind of scrutiny, so he turned around and buried his face between the towering Qin Yiren.
Hmph, there is no ground, we still have breasts.
"Cang Cang is embarrassed." Xiao Wu pointed at Gu Cang and said.
OD swept over: "Eh, it's true, I don't dare to be scrutinized by our righteous eyes anymore." ”
"It seems that the giant panda still needs to have a face."
"That's right, the bear child also wants to save face!"
The host whispered nonsense, but it could also be transmitted to Dai Xiaose, hearing this, Dai Xiaose was stunned for a moment, and then let out a baby-like laugh: "Cang Cang is embarrassed? No.,I've never been so shy in my life.,I'm just talking about prison breaking.,Even you're a Lori sister.,I didn't say anything about my sister's intentions.,What are you embarrassed about......"
Gu Cang pulled the bear's head out of the tower with difficulty, and roared angrily to the sky: "Woo...... Woof! ”
At the same time burst into tears.
Paralysis!
You did it on purpose, right? You must have done it on purpose!
Lori...... Sister control? Han Wang was a little puzzled, "What is this?" ”
OD, Tian Yuan, and Qian Datou glanced at each other, shrugged their shoulders one after another, but Xiao Wu raised his hand and ran to the middle: "I know, I know, Brother Han I know." ”
"Okay, then Xiao Wu, you can talk about it."
"It's like little Lori.,The meaning of a little girl.,Sister control...... It's the meaning of liking his sister.,Cang Cang is a Lori sister control.,That means I'm interested in my sister who is still a little girl...... Eh, I didn't expect Cangcang to be such a panda! ”
Burst...... Gu Cang opened his mouth and let the invisible blood gush out of his mouth!
Ahh
Dai Xiaose said with a smile: "Yes, Cangcang has a sister, she is a very cute giant panda, and Cangcang likes Lulu the most." ”
"Oh, Princess Lu, I know." Han Wang nodded and said, "Cangcang's sister is indeed very cute. ”
The audience in the audience showed a look of sudden realization, and some even stretched out their hands to point at Gu Cang, just as Xiao Wu said:
I didn't expect you to be such a panda!
Gu Cang was injured, moved his body stiffly, stuffed his head into the tower, and prepared to take a sip of milk.
At the same time, I sighed in my heart: Alas, what a failure to be a bear by myself, I was accidentally injured by Dai Xiaose, a friendly soldier, this is over, once this section is broadcast, my Loli sister bear control title may be confirmed.
Woo, wear a little color, you are ruthless enough!
Wait!
Wait for Uncle Bear to go back and poke your balls...... No, bite it!
He raised his head and glanced at Qin Yiren, and his bear face rubbed: It's still good to be Yiren, Yiren's embrace is so warm.
Then Qin Yiren said: "Actually, Xiaoxiao didn't finish talking just now, Cangcang is not only interested in his sister, but also in human little girls......
It was dark in front of him, and Gu Cang fell from Qin Yiren's arms to the ground.
Grass! Angry to the point of rolling!
"Oh? Is there any story to this? The host hurriedly went over and wanted to help Gu Cang up, but was glared at by Gu Cang, so he could only give up and let Gu Cang lie on the ground with a loveless expression.
Ah, my brother's bear is really lonely as snow......