991 Defeated

While Bismarck was secretly observing outside Emma's barracks, the soldiers on duty inside Emma's barracks had already discovered her.

The news was quickly reported to Carl, who immediately took Lu Xi to the monitoring room.

"Tsk, this lurking thing looks like it! At least our snipers and observation posts didn't find it! Carl looked at the magnified image on the screen and said to Lu Xi.

"Your Excellency, your requirements are too high, aren't you? Judging from the distance, this ship's lady is hiding five kilometers away, and even those eight-eyed eels who are in charge of the observation equipment of the slaves can't see so far with the help of instruments! Lu Xi said to Carl with a wry smile.

"I don't mean anything else, I just sigh that this creature is really a natural warrior! With his own talent, he can already see farther than our snipers. What do you say if we organize an elite special force composed of ship girls to carry out those sniper missions? Karl stared at Bismarck on the screen and asked Lu Xi.

"If such a special force can be established, the lowly position is naturally very much in favor of it. But have you forgotten the nature of the ship's race? Lu Xi stopped talking halfway through the sentence, and the rest of the words involved the ship's mother beside Carl, so he naturally wouldn't commit this taboo.

Carl naturally understood what he meant, he shook his head and said, "Yes, it's a pity. The nature of these ship girls is not suitable for the battlefield, rather than taking the risk of them turning into a state of self-defeat on the battlefield, it is better to let them be a qualified bodyguard in peace. ”

"And a lover?" Lu Xi answered with a smile.

"Begging for a beating! Believe it or not, I'll go back and find Princess Ying Jinrou and ask her to arrange a team of shipwives for you to serve you? Of course, I must bring all the eight Ming-class ship girls, especially the girl Hongwu, I have a headache. What do you think? When you think of being surrounded by a group of warblers and swallows and stars holding the moon, do you feel like a winner in life? Not to be outdone, Karl retorted.

"Farewell, Master of the House. Miss Hongwu's kind of Lan Xinhui, delicate and lovely girl, you are still blessed, lowly and blessed, you really can't afford it! Lu Xi hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand.

"Holy! You kid sincerely want to see my mansion rebuilt every day, right? Good you Lu Xi, you have bad intentions! Go to women's clothing! Hurry up and put on your women's clothes and high heels and dance majestic. I'm going to record it and send it to my uncle and aunt, and Xiaoqian! Carl said to Lu Xi with a serious expression.

“。。。 If this is the case, my lord, believe it or not, you will never be able to do without it! Lu Xi suddenly pinched his throat and said to Carl in a soft female voice.

As soon as Carl turned around, he found that the thing was looking at him with red cheeks and spring eyes, and suddenly shivered.

"Don't! I was wrong! Don't do this! Don't do this! Carl hurriedly said to Lu Xi in a panic.

Due to the religious teachings of the Empire and the laws prohibiting the presence of any person resembling an alien dancer in Emma, there are no exceptions to a dancer or anything like that.

So sometimes it's normal for aristocrats to get together, and sometimes to ask 'interracial dancers' to reveal their sexuality.

But with the exception of a small number of enthusiasts, the sexual orientation of most male aristocrats is actually quite normal. However, the religious doctrines and laws of the empire are indeed very strict in prohibiting alien dancers, so that there is no possibility of bypassing this aspect even in the slightest.

But no matter how good the legal provisions are, they can be exploited, and those aristocrats with normal sexual orientations can't bear it anymore, so they come up with a trick.

They deliberately selected boys with clear eyebrows and feminine appearance, and then injected them with estrogen and surgically modified them to make them look like women.

And then it's for these boys, oh no, they can't be called boys anymore, they should be Hideyoshi.

The nobles then dressed the Hideyoshi in a variety of women's costumes and performed at their banquets and balls.

Whenever someone questioned the gender of these Hideyoshi, the questioner directly lifted the skirts of these Hideyoshi, pointed to the two taels of flesh between the legs and said to the person who questioned them: "Look! You tell me what it is? Don't look like a girl, but the bottom is definitely bigger than yours! ”

Every now and then, the skeptics immediately hid their faces with their hands and fled in embarrassment.

And how did Carl know? That's another painful story.

So every time Carl jokes about Lu Xi's long face that captivates the country and the city, Lu Xi's most powerful counterattack to his own family master and sworn friend is like this.

"In that case, why don't you go down and have an operation, and then completely go to the side of the head of the family?"

After the joke, Karl looked at Bismarck on the screen and got up and took out the letter Lu Xi left for her, so he poked Lu Xi in the waist and said, "Lu Xi, go!" Now that they are planning to pay a good visit, we, as landlords, naturally cannot neglect them. ”

"Okay, my lord, let's prepare." Lu Xi nodded, then turned around and left the monitoring room.

"Since one of the main lords is here, then I'll go and see the other one!" Carl said as he shook Paladin out of the monitoring room.

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"Huh? Didn't you bring me food? Why did you come back so soon? The pink-haired girl looked at the soldier who suddenly appeared at her door and asked with a confused expression.

"Miss, I have already informed the canteen, the canteen will arrange a special person to deliver meals to you, and please stay here for the time being." The soldier who had gone out earlier said to her.

"Oh, okay." The pink-haired girl with headphones was helpless, so she had to go back to bed in a daze.

But not long after she sat down, she saw the soldier at the door suddenly walk out of the door, and listened to the footsteps as if they were leaving, and suddenly became excited.

She crept to the door, looked up for a while, and then rushed out of the door with all the strength of her feet!

"Ouch!"

Unfortunately, as soon as she rushed to the door, she was kicked back.

She rubbed her aching buttocks, frowned and looked at the door and asked, "Which guy secretly attacked me!" Have the ability to stand up! Do you dare to sneak attack and dare not show your face? ”

"Oh? Am I not standing right before you? A cold female voice came from her head. I want to talk about "United Fleet" with more like-minded people, "Chat with more book friends about your favorite books."