Lao De said to Conte that he would help his brother find his shoes, but Conde thought: "Why are you looking for me for everything?" Comte stood there a little hesitant, he looked at Lao De and said, "Why are you looking for me for everything?" Shoes for me to find too, or do you cross the ground? ”

Lao De opened his mouth to look at Kong De and said, "Who else can I find but you in this house?" ”

Kong De looked at Lao De and said, "Can't you find a buddy?" Conde said, reaching out and pointing at the man. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When the man saw it, he gave Conde a kick and asked, "You are a doctor, let me go?" Somehow, this guy saw that Cond, an outsider, also called himself, and he didn't look down on Condor a little, so he gave him a kick. A kick hit Comte in the calf.

Seeing that the guy suddenly kicked Conde, the other people in the ward and Conde were taken aback!

Comte took two steps and looked at the man, looked at his kicked leg, and said with a red face, "Man, why are you kicking me?" ”

The guy replied angrily: "The doctor and the angel will call me, who are you, and you are not a medical center?" "The guy kicked the man, and he was a little scared.

Kong De was worried that the man would make another move on him, so he quickly hid behind Lao De's daughter-in-law. Lao De's daughter-in-law was very annoyed by Kong De, and when she saw Kong De hiding behind her, she immediately dodged and said, "You hide behind the village master!" ”

Kong De looked at the village master with open teeth and said, "Village master! Is it illegal for this person to beat someone? ”

The village lord saw it, and heard what Kong De said, and the others also saw it, and he immediately said to the man: "Hey! What were you doing just now? ”

The guy suddenly remembered the village master, because he kicked someone, he unconsciously lowered his body, he looked at the village owner in a panic, and said nervously: "Village master, am I playing with Kong De?" ”

Kong De saw that the guy was scared, he pointed at the guy and said, "Village master, this person is not playing with me, but beating people, and the beater is breaking the law." Village Lord, he's breaking the law in front of you? Conde felt that the man had kicked him, and he already hated the man in his heart, and he didn't dare to fight with the man, so he let the village master teach him a lesson.

The guy craned his neck and said to the village master, "What was the village master and I just playing?" Don't you listen to him? ”

The village chief asked, "Did you two just play around?" ”

The guy nodded back, "Ah! What were we just joking? ”

The village owner was suspicious: "Why don't I feel like it?" ”

The man shrank back and replied, "Village Master, I'm really joking with Conde. ”

Comte said, "When did I play with you?" Won't I just ask you to help Lao De find a shoe? If you ask you to find shoes, you will hit someone? I'm telling you, it's illegal to hit someone. ”

The guy was panicked at this time, he looked at Kong De and said, "Brother Kong, am I playing with you?" Why are you serious? ”

Kong De was kicked by the man, hating the man in his heart, and he said to the village master: "Village master, you can't spare him, this man beat people in front of you, although he kicked my leg, but in fact he kicked you in the face?" ”

Lao De saw that the guy was kicking just now, and he told: "The guy just kicked you, not kicked you, he kicked you in front of the village owner, he kicked the village owner's face, not the village owner's face." ”

The guy saw that Lao De was helping Kong De speak, and he also said whether he kicked Kong De or kicked Kong De, but the man had no one to help, so he had to say by himself: "Village master, Lao De and Kong De have a good relationship, don't listen to him, I kicked Kong De to play with Kong De, and never kicked the village master's face?" ”

The village owner listened to Kong De and Lao De talking, either the guy kicked himself in the face, or the guy kicked himself in the face, the village lord listened, and felt like he was really kicked in the face? The village lord unconsciously took a step back, raised his hand and said, "You two are analogy, don't use my face to compare?" ”

Comte said: "Village master, this is not a metaphor, this is a real thing? He hit me in front of you, who did he hit if he didn't hit you? You are the head of a village, and you are in charge of beating people and breaking the law? ”

The village owner said, "I know I can manage it, but you can compare it with my face, don't do it?" ”

Kong De said: "Village master, man, when you hit someone in front of you, don't say hit you in the face, then what do you say hit you?" ”

The village lord replied, "You said hit me in the foot." ”

"I said, the guy beats someone in front of the village owner, is that hitting the village owner's feet?" Comte heard the words and said it again.

The village owner pondered and said that I felt that my feet hurt when I hit my feet? The village lord thought back and forth, and felt that it was better to hit his feet than to slap his face, and replied: "Well, you just said that when you hit someone in front of me, you are hitting me in the foot." ”

Comte glanced left and right and said: "This metaphor is a slap in the face, so as to describe the loss of face of the village owner; Speaking of beating feet, is the village owner losing his feet? ”

When the village owner heard this, he thought for a moment and said, "Isn't it a loss of face to lose face?" After finishing speaking, he continued: "You just say hit me in the foot, don't say hit me in the face." ”

Kong De thought about it, it had nothing to do with him beating the village owner, what had something to do with him was that the guy kicked himself. Kong De said: "Village master, this guy is beating me in front of you, he is beating your feet!" It's illegal for a guy to beat someone, village owner? ”

When the village lord heard this, he looked at the man and asked, "What are you hitting me for?" ”

When the man saw the village lord questioning him, and knew that he was not facing him, the man looked at the people in the whole ward, and knew that they would not help, so he went back to the village lord and said, "Village master, I was playing with Conte, and I hit him with my foot, and I hit Conte on the calf with my foot, but not on the village lord's foot, how can you say that I hit your foot?" I didn't even look at your feet at the time, so how could I beat you on the feet? ”

The village lord raised his hand and said: "Don't talk to me, 'kicking' is a metaphor, Conde is a metaphor for you beating him in front of the village lord, you are hitting my feet, doesn't you mean that you beat my feet?" Got it? The village lord said the last sentence and glared at the man.

The man also knew that he was pulling calves, and he said to the village owner with a smile: "Village master, we are playing around and not beating anyone." I feel that Comte is careful, I play with him, I kick him, he doesn't kick me, he is careful, he is angry, he is angry, and he is talking nonsense at you. ”

The village owner didn't expect the guy to be able to speak, and he asked, "Did you hit Kong De just now?" ”

The guy smiled and replied: "No, I was playing with Kong De just now, and I didn't hit him." ”

Comte said: "You kicked me, Lao De said it." ”

The guy replied: "Lao De has a good relationship with you, helps you speak, talks nonsense, and helps you speak with a good relationship, which is not to be believed." ”

Kong De said: "Lao De has nothing to do with me, and the relationship is not very good, don't believe you ask Lao De?" ”

The guy looked at Lao De, and Lao De nodded at the guy.

After the village lord saw it, he said to the man: "Kong De has witnesses, Lao De saw you kick Kong De." Let me ask you, do you have any witnesses in this house? ”

The man heard the village master say this and squatted down. The man squatted there, clasped his hands together, looking at the village master, waiting for the village master to leave.

The village owner saw the guy squatting, but he didn't know what the guy meant, he wondered, why did the guy squat? And the expression is not nervous anymore?

The village owner was unsure and asked, "Why aren't you nervous?" ”

The man looked at the village master and replied, "What are you nervous about, what should you do?" ”

The village lord was stunned for a moment. He looked at the guy for a while, then he relented and asked, "You, why did you kick Conde with your foot?" ”

The man squatted and looked up at the village lord, and replied, "It's not good to see him." ”

When the village owner heard this, he asked, "You see that he is not happy, so he kicks people with his foot?" ”

The guy was still squatting there, clasping his hands together, looking at him and replying, "Uh-huh." ”