Chapter 91: Playing tricks
Yue Shu was deflated and muttered, "I know...... I didn't pay attention to say that I missed my mouth, who knew that her preferences hadn't changed over the years......"
Lin Qingyue sighed: "Eh...... Forget it, you go back obediently, don't worry, I'll take care of it next. ”
"Don't!" Yue Shu shook her head and said unhappily, "Dad, you don't believe me!" ”
Lin Qingyue nodded honestly: "That's right, I feel that staying here all the time will only push your mother farther and farther...... Although I don't really want to be close to her. ”
"Cut, it's you who don't know my mother, it will only make her more proactive. I'll tell you something, and you'll know...... One of my uncles once bought a motorcycle that was limited to the world. My mom really wanted it at the time, and then my uncle gave it to my mom very generously...... And guess what? ”
Lin Qingyue was stunned: "Wait a minute? Uncle? What's your name, how does it look and how old is it this year? How much does that motorcycle cost? What bullshit brand or limited edition? ”
"Don't you like my mom, what are you nervous about?" Yue Shu glanced at Lin Qingyue, seemed to be smiling, and grinned, "That motorcycle is more than eight million, Maserati's, it's actually not very expensive, it's just my mother's birthday gift." Oh, dad, don't think about it, that uncle is just my mom's good friend. ”
"Good friend, who is that little bunny?" Lin Qingyue snorted coldly. What kind of fart friend, which friend can give away an eight-million-dollar motorcycle?
"Hahahaha, now you know you're nervous." Yue Shu was triumphant, "I'm laughing with you, that uncle is your friend...... No, it's your brother, and he's a very good scientist. You don't know each other yet, but I think you should know each other in your third year of high school. ”
"The old king who invented the time machine?"
“…… No, his surname is Dong. Uncle Dong is a good person, he can't be interesting to my mother, and my mother doesn't like him very much. And there has always been a person in his heart, and he has never been married for her, I can guarantee that...... Okay, you answer my question first! ”
Lin Qingyue was a little relieved and thought for a while: "Could it be that your mother has never ridden a motorcycle since she got it?" ”
"That's right! After she got that motorcycle, she suddenly lost interest in motorcycles! "So you know what I mean, she's not interested in the kind of things that are at her fingertips!" So you can't show that you like her very much now, and you can't chase her backwards! Gotta make her feel a little stressed! ”
Lin Qingyue pondered: "But I ...... last time Your hand has not disappeared. ”
"I don't know what you did last time!" Yue Shu glared at Lin Qingyue resentfully, "But my mother's temper is very weird, you can't get too close to her, but you can't snub her, and you can't have a good relationship with other women in front of her, if you make her feel that she is being snubbed, she will be very unhappy!" ”
"emmmm, your mom is too willful!"
"It's a little bit...... But everything else is fine, at least she can fly an airplane, is very good at marksmanship, has participated in a week of wilderness survival, can change tires with her bare hands, has the fastest marathon record of 2 hours, 16 minutes and 30 seconds, and jumps from a helicopter without blinking......"
"The more I listen, the more I feel as if I'm married to a female King Kong, didn't Wu Jing invite her to play Wolf Warrior 3?"
"Dad, I think you're very dissatisfied...... But you two are really affectionate, and you ...... at least once every two days."
"Once every two days?" Lin Qingyue was stunned, then slapped her on the head, blushing, "Stinky girl, you actually peeked at your parents?" ”
"Cut, it's not what I want to see! I once saw you in the living room after school early......" Yueshu's face was also hot, and muttered, "So you understand, marry my mother, what do you want...... And I'm either making trouble, I'm just trying to put a little pressure on her! As long as you don't get too close to me, like kissing or something, and don't snub her too much, you can do it! ”
"But I feel like your mom was trying to strip us naked and throw them on the street......"
"Gee, she's not going to do that! Of course it's good to be jealous, of course, don't say that she is jealous in front of outsiders, she loves face very much. ”
"So, I'm going to do nothing now and wait for her to chase after her?"
"She's not going to chase people! Her broken character is very awkward, in short, you must also act, but you have to think about how to act! Stinky Dad, aren't you a genius? ”
The corners of Lin Qingyue's mouth twitched slightly, he was still taking care of everything at first, but now the trouble still has to be pushed to him.
"Forget it, let's go back first, your mother should be in a hurry, what do you think we are going to do again!"
"Nonsense...... I'm not Chu Lishi, and I'm not a father. Lin Yueshu kicked Lin Qingyue's foot, "By the way, remind you, my mother is very unhappy now, she will definitely play tricks on people, you better prepare first......"