Gao Ao: "But why does he paint a painting twice?" ”

Zhang Yang: "Is it that after he painted, he turned his head and forgot about it, and then painted another one." When I look back after painting, how can I have two of them? ”

Gao Ao: "Because of the blowing! How so?"

Zhang Yang: "Because I have amnesia, I used to be like this, when I used to study, the teacher talked about Wang Bo's Tengwang Pavilion Preface." ”

"This article is highly regarded in the literary world, and some people say that it is simply not something that can be written by a human being. Among them, there are countless famous sentences through the ages, the landscape is unique, and the colors are magnificent. Far and near, virtual and real, contrast with each other. This text is full of pearls, chapters and chapters, and it is done in one go. The wonder of its refining words is especially better than the poet Li Taibai. Inside"

Gao O: "Okay, okay, we're not talking about literature now, you can just say your own part." ”

Zhang Yang: "I'm sorry I was too involved, but the teacher also focused on the most subtle part at that time, Luoxia and the lonely bird flew together, and the autumn water grew together. The next day, the teacher came up to me and said the last sentence, and then looked at me expectantly, hoping that I could take the next sentence. ”

The class was quiet for two minutes, and everyone's eyes were on me. And I looked at the teacher with a confused face, thinking to myself, big guy, don't show off, did you take the wrong medicine today, and ran in front of me to chant poetry, I am not a woman. ”

Later, when he saw that I didn't react, he was a little embarrassed, so he walked away disappointed. After he left, the table mate whispered to me that this was just learned yesterday, why did you forget it. I don't believe it, this guy is trying to lie to me again. Open the textbook and look at it, eh, which stupid Bi helped me make notes? ”

Zhao Meng: "you Made, you're embarrassed to take it out and blow it." There was a time when I threw away my homework and went out to play. When I got home, my dad took my homework book and asked me what it was. I'm grass, why did I write this? What's it called? ”

Gao Ao: "What an international joke, you think Leonardo da Vinci is like you, how can he have amnesia." ”

Baili Lang: "Could it be that his old man's realm is too high, and painting only one painting is not enough to express all his thoughts?" ”

Zhao Meng: "Maybe he thinks it's too hurtful to think about new things, so he repaints what he has painted before, so that he can sell it for more money." ”

Gao Oku: "Sounds reasonable, but why? ”

Zhao Meng: "Isn't this the world, people who make music can't write songs, so they take out the ones they sang before and cover them." ”

"If you can't make TV movies, you keep remaking all kinds of things that have been shot several times or a dozen times before."

"The development of the game can't make the game, so upgrade the previous game and change a few clothes and take it out to play."

……

"Therefore, it is completely logical to say that Da Wenqi's paintings are repetitive."

An hour later, Zhao Meng finally finished speaking.

He took a sip of water and looked around, everyone was actually asleep, and talking to himself actually had a hypnotic function.

Then he said loudly: "I'm done, wake up quickly, grass, people are so scared." ”

Everyone fell asleep and couldn't hear the sound of talking, Li Hao turned over: "Are you finished, I'll wake up after speaking." ”

Gao Ao rubbed his eyes: "What you said is so reasonable, I actually listened to it and entered a state of meditation." ”

Zhang Yang stretched his waist: "Not only that, but also mixed with rap RAP, it is like Sanskrit sound." ”

Baili Lang yawned: "And it also contains the laws of the world, this world is constantly repeating and repeating." ”

Wave Frozen Spring: "It's much more refreshed to sleep, let's go back to the topic just now." ”

"It's possible for others to engage in that kind of meaningless repetition because of interests, but Da Wenqi definitely won't. Because he is one of the two most awesome and creative people in human history. ”

Li Hao: "Who is the other one?" ”

"The other is the man in human history who has realized the laws of God, and the name of the car my daughter drove is named after him, and his name is Nikola Tesla. A man who is particularly windy. ”

Zhang Yang: "I've heard of him, it seems to be a distant relative of Nicolas Cage. ”

Baili Lang: "Is that the hero who bravely broke into the island of death?" ”

Zhang Yang: "That's right, my current mobile phone ringtones are still the music inside, it's too passionate." Cage used to be my idol. ”

Gao O: "What idol? Who is your spouse? ”

Zhang Yang: "you, both labor and management are not married, and your spouse has a partner." ”

Baili Lang: "It's not the object of his spouse, but the target of his spouse." ”

Li Hao: "The object of the spouse is so informative. ”

Fluctuating Spring: "Well, let's put the matter of Ji Ji aside, we are now discussing Da Wenqi's problem and see how to recover this painting." ”

Gao O: "And what exactly is in this painting?" ”

Fluctuating Spring: "In the painting "Where is Cute", it is the 'grass mud horse', one of the top ten divine beasts in the dimensional world, which is depicted."

"The grass mud horse sounds like a horse, but the scientific name is alpaca, which is an immodest sheep or a camel. The appearance is particularly cute, and it looks a little silly. ”

When Dawenqi was in the Gobi Desert, he found this creature and loved it, so he painted a portrait of an alpaca as a souvenir. Legend has it that this painting hides a treasure map of the Mahler Gobi. ”

"But if it's not true, I don't know. Anyway, I've studied this painting carefully after I got it, and I haven't found anything special so far, maybe my knowledge needs to be improved, or my IQ is not enough. ”

Gao Ao: "Maybe it's because your IQ is too high, or maybe fate hasn't arrived, so you don't have to be discouraged." ”

Zhang Yang: "The Malegobi is the legendary Great Gobi in the Tanelede Desert?" ”

Baililang: "I have heard of this Gobi, and this Gobi is divided into four parts, namely Tamara Gobi, Tamal Gobi, Qutama Gobi, and Quli Magobi. ”

Wave Spring: "That's right, it is said that this Tanelede Desert is not only inhabited by mythical beasts, but also by some other animals, such as sand sculptures. ”

"Sand sculpture, as the name suggests, is a sculpture in the desert, a mudslide in a carving. Because of the comparison of the two, it has become an international second-class protected animal. But in fact, this creature is distributed all over the blue star, especially in human society. ”

"In the Blue Star countries, they are incarnated as people, also known as birdmen. It is a kind of eagle that Blue Star currently lives the most. In all kinds of silly videos and news on the Internet, they often have a good performance. They can often be seen in various special activities to care for the mentally handicapped. ”