Chu Liumeng and Chu Linshuang walked on the way back to class, Chu Linshuang raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do you have to go around in such a big circle, just because you feel bored, so you have nothing to do?" ”

Chu Liumeng felt that this was a serious misunderstanding of himself, and couldn't help but glance at the other party: "Are you idle?" ”

Chu Linshuang asked in surprise, "Isn't it?" ”

"Of course not, my original plan was to follow them to explain, and when the two groups of people questioned, pretending to be pitiful and provoking the relationship between the two, let the two quarrel in public, and then I would retire. By the way, educate this group of little girls, if you want to please boys, you must not use forceful means......"

Chu Linshuang held his forehead: "Aren't you super idle!" ”

"Of course not! My original plan was to do it in ten minutes, and then go back to work to memorize a few more poems, and next time I will press you under me and rub ...... Hey, what are you doing, don't slap your face! I mean, the exam, it's your own evil heart! ”

Chu Liumeng was beaten in the middle of speaking, this woman is really unreasonable.

Chu Linshuang retracted his fist angrily, his full chest rose and fell, and Chu Liumeng inevitably looked at it a few more times.

"Look at what, look!" Chu Linshuang clasped her arms in front of her chest and glared at him fiercely.

"I think there should be some misunderstanding between us, you always seem to think I have something about your flesh?" Chu Liumeng sighed, looking a little hurt.

Chu Linshuang naturally didn't eat this, and said mercilessly: "I don't know if you have any thoughts about my body, I just simply think that your gaze is very obscene." ”

"I think you're used to these looks...... Moreover, I feel like I have a clear conscience! Chu Liumeng said righteously and seriously, "How are you doing physics?" ”

Chu Linshuang was triumphant: "Nonsense, the old lady is excellent in character and learning!" ”

"Then you should know that gravitational objects bend light, I just wanted to look at your face, but your 36D makes my light looking at you bend downward, so that ...... I said don't slap your face, stop, someone, someone is coming! Let's get back to the topic! ”

was beaten again, and it seems that he will never be reasonable with a woman. Confucius is still right, only women and villains are difficult to raise, those who are close are not inferior, and those who are far away are resentful.

Chu Linshuang snorted coldly and put down his fist: "Let's talk about it, you have gone around in a big circle, could it be that you just want to pretend to be a green tea in front of the whole school?" ”

Looking at the undisguised gossip in Chu Linshuang's eyes, Chu Liumeng felt very congested, didn't you come to pick me up because you cared about me, you just wanted to ask me what I did?

"It's the White Lotus, not the Green Tea!" Chu Liumeng corrected Chu Linshuang's cognitive error, "Besides, I can pretend to be pitiful just if I want to act, and I can make the two quarrel with just a few words, why do you want so many things?" ”

Chu Linshuang felt that it made sense, and she couldn't understand Chu Liumeng's thoughts: "Yes, why?" ”

"Listen to this first." Chu Liumeng took out his mobile phone and played the recording.

There was a rumor on the mobile phone that the girls were abusing Chu Liumeng in the toilet.

"You little slut, who do you pretend to be pitiful every day? Are you so? ”

"It's very tiring to sell sass, since you think so much about men, do you want to go outside and find a few for you to be cool! Xiao Sao! ”

“……”

Chu Linshuang's brows furrowed, his face was slightly red by these foul words, and he said fiercely: "If they dare to say such things to me, I will definitely kill this group of sluts." ”

"You can't be so barbaric, what's the difference between solving problems by violence alone and salting fish?" Chu Liumeng calmly put away his mobile phone, "Actually, I'm not angry, I just think that with the quality of them, how can I be a good successor to socialism?" ”

"Then why are you still speaking for them? Just let the school punish them. ”

"The school's punishment is nothing more than a demerit warning, it doesn't hurt at all, is it difficult to expel them all because of this trivial matter?" Chu Liumeng smiled faintly, looking up at the blue sky, as if a wise man who was compassionate, "I want them to really realize their mistakes, of course, the process may be a little painful, heh, heh, he......"

Chu Linshuang looked at Chu Liumeng for a long time, and smiled slightly bitterly: "You are so strange...... I can't guess what you're thinking. ”

Chu Liumeng roared and laughed: "Then you're finished, when a woman becomes curious about a man, it means that she is about to fall." ”

Chu Linshuang shook her hair and smiled in return: "Are you also a man?" Death, man, demon. ”

"Pseudo-Niang is not equal to a shemale, and this is not my willingness!" Chu Liumeng was furious.

Chu Linshuang's eyes were contemptuous, and she had the aura of a queen: "But I see that you are very happy to pretend to be a girl, is the women's toilet good-looking?" You've been thinking about it for a long time, and congratulations on finally getting what you wanted today. ”

For some reason, being looked at contemptuously by Chu Linshuang made Chu Liumeng's heart move inexplicably, and he said cheekily: "What's so great about the women's toilet, it's no different from the men's toilet, it's just that there are no urinals...... Oh yes, and do you know what a urinal is? ”

"I know, you don't have to explain it to me......" Chu Linshuang's face darkened, sure enough, people are invincible in the world.

"You know, did you go in?" Chu Liumeng's face was exaggerated and shocked.

The corners of Chu Linshuang's forehead exploded, she found that every time she chatted with Chu Liumeng, she could always make herself half angry, and gritted her teeth and said, "I saw it in the TV series." ”

"Oh...... You wait. Chu Liumeng approached Chu Linshuang's face and sniffed it like a kitten.

"What are you doing pervert?!" Chu Linshuang covered his chest and took a few steps back, as if he was afraid that he would be violated if he was too late.

Chu Liumeng hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm just curious, you are quite fragrant." Do you girls really have any body odor? ”

Chu Liumeng looked disgusted: "Why are you suddenly asking this?" ”

"It's all curious."

"Yes, our real girls are different from you, pseudo-mothers, they are born with body fragrance, how about it, envy!"

Chu Liumeng seemed to be looking at a fool: "Are you kidding me?" It's nothing more than the smell of shampoo and body wash! At most, it's adding some hormones. ”

"You know and ask!" Chu Linshuang couldn't help but want to kick him.

"But I don't have any scent on me." Chu Liumeng raised his hand and sniffed it, there was indeed no taste.

The corners of Chu Linshuang's mouth twitched: "Why did you suddenly get entangled in this?" ”

Chu Liumeng felt that this was a big problem: "Because as a white lotus image, it is too low to walk without body fragrance." ”

"Neuropathy ......" Chu Linshuang rolled her eyes, she now wondered if Chu Liumeng's brain was broken.

Chu Liumeng sighed helplessly, the other party obviously didn't understand a man's dedication to body fragrance.

Isn't this the case in countless novels, the male protagonist smells the faint body fragrance of the first woman, the second woman, and the third woman, and feels that his heart is fluttering, and he can't help but cough cough cough......

Or like in Mr. Jin Yong's book, the strong male breath came to the face, and the first woman, the second woman, and the third woman suddenly felt intoxicated.

So can you still be called the protagonist without body fragrance! Whether it's a male or female protagonist!

(There is another chapter)