The little sister saw an unknown person appear in the camera and asked, "Uncle, who are you looking for?" ”

"Ah, uncle." Zhang Yang was hit by 10,000 critical hits after hearing this, is he so old? Standing in the doorway, he began to doubt life.

"Eh, let me do it." Baili Lang stepped forward, patted the door and said, "Open the door, open the door, don't hide inside and don't come out, I know you're at home." ”

The little sister complained: "Allah, you are here in a dog's skin, you scared the baby." ”

"Can you two be serious, get out of the way, and let me talk to her." Liu Bi pushed them away and said solemnly: "Hello, please open the door, we are here to check the water meter." ”

The little sister asked, "We just paid the water bill this month, uncle, are you mistaken?" ”

"Ah, uncle, uncle." Liu Bi felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses running wild in his heart, didn't he shave for two days, and he couldn't understand the young people now.

Li Hao stepped forward and said gently: "Let me come, don't scare the little girl." ”

The little sister thought that she had finally seen a normal one, and greeted politely: "Hello, hello." ”

Li Hao said strangely: "Ah, you are good, how do you know that my name is Li Hao?" ”

I thought to myself, could it be that I was too famous to be. It's not my long-lost sister, and it's impossible. Or is this a matter of fate? Or does this little girl already know who she is in advance......

Seeing that these guys were at a loss, Zhao Meng's face was a little unhappy. Anyway, he is also a pioneer who has been trained by his own devil, how can he casually let a little girl doubt her life.

Gao Ao asked beside him, "Captain, let's just knock on the door, don't you inform people that we have arrived first?" ”

Zhao Meng pretended to be profound: "This is to test your ability and let the other party open the door willingly." ”

"That's right, it looks like I still have to go out." Gao Ao took out the blade, used it as a mirror to brush his hairstyle, sorted out his image, and then pushed them away.

Gao Ao said enthusiastically: "Hi, beauty, we are Estee Lauder Cosmetics, congratulations on winning our company's grand prize, can you please come down and receive the prize?" ”

Little Sister: "Really, that's great, no, why are you wearing a security guard's clothes?" ”

Gao Ao knew that he should wear a suit as soon as he saw it, and said casually: "I forgot to change my uniform today, it's not easy to eat now, in addition to giving prizes everywhere, we also have to do some part-time work." ”

"We usually work hard, we have to be security guards, bodyguards, deliver newspapers and takeaways, and help people check water meters, electricity meters, gas, household registration, and stalls...... Do everything. ”

The little sister thought for a while and said, "Well, forget it, I'm still a baby, I'm only eighteen years old, and I can't wear makeup." ”

Gao Ao continued to boast, "I can guarantee that you will definitely be more beautiful with your makeup." ”

"I'm not blowing it to you, with our cosmetics, Mary can turn into Marilyn Monroe. Anyway, you have to learn in the future, so why don't you start today, maybe this is God's arrangement. ”

The little sister refused: "I like no makeup, I gave you the prize, you can take it home and give it to your wife." ”

Gao Ao: "But I'm still a single dog, even if you don't want to, do you have any other women in your family, you ask them if they want it." ”

Little sister: "Then you can wait for my sister to come back from work and ask her if she wants it." ”

Gao Ao: "Well, then your mother and grandmother are not there, or the nanny or something." ”

Little sister: "My parents are taking a nap, grandma doesn't live with us, and the babysitter hires a part-time worker, and she hasn't come yet." ”

Gao Ao: "Are there any women in your house who are guests now?" ”

Little Sister: "No. ”

Gao Ao: "Then is there a little bit of a man in your family who also likes to wear makeup, can you help me ask?" ”

Little sister: "My dad likes makeup, and my mom often paints for him." ”

Gao Ao: "Then you can hurry up and help me get him." I'll give you an extra prize when I get back. ”

Little sister: "He and my mom are sleeping, and he doesn't like me to bother." ”

Gao Ao: "Then are there any other men in your family who like to wear makeup?" ”

Little sister: "My dad is a man in my family, but my sister should find a brother-in-law, but I feel that the man's makeup is too girly, I won't agree." There's no manhood at all, you think, if you take a sissy out shopping, will you be laughed at? In case you meet a gangster, how can he protect you? So I didn't feel safe at all, and my brother-in-law had to ask me to agree. I ......"

Gao Ao felt that her head was big, and as soon as the little girl's chatterbox was opened, she quickly interrupted her: "Eh, okay, yes, what you said is right." But I'm getting down to business now, not talking to you about finding you a brother-in-law. ”

"Ah, slow down, what did you just say, brother-in-law?" Gao Ao put his face up and asked, "Look at how I am, am I suitable to be your brother-in-law?" ”

Little sister: "It's okay, but you're a security guard, how can you match my sister." ”

Gao Ao: "Didn't I just tell you, security guards are just part-time. In fact, I use it to experience life, my real identity is a rich second generation, and these people outside are all lackeys invited by me, and they are used to resist those Diao people who want to harm me. ”

Little sister: "How can you say that to others, you are too arrogant." It's great to be rich, but it's not right for you to do this. ”

Gao Ao asked rhetorically: "Ah, didn't you still look down on the security guard just now, why do you say that I am arrogant." ”

The little sister denied: "I didn't, I mean, I'm afraid my sister won't look down on you, it's not me." ”

Gao Ao: "Well, then, think about it, if there is anything in your house that needs to be repaired, I will fix everything." ”

Little sister: "My sister needs to be repaired, she is mischievous all day long, I can't control her, it's annoying." ”

Gao Ao suddenly came to his senses when he heard that there was Lori: "I'm not afraid of trouble, leave this glorious and arduous task to me." ”

Little sister: "Ah, uncle, you turned out to be Lolicon, you won't be the weird Shu Huang you said on the Internet." ”

Gao O: "Well, how is that possible. You see that I look so decent, I am definitely a decent man. ”

Little sister: "There are also bad people among the righteous gentlemen, I heard my sister say that many Sven beasts pretend to be the same as the righteous gentlemen." ”