Chapter 116 Get married and play here
Guan Fengnan really didn't expect Xu Dong to ask such a question, he was stunned for a while, and said hesitantly: "This ...... Weekend...... I don't know ...... end."
Xu Dong shook his head and said: "If you talk about official positions, Xia Yan is a product of the dynasty, a scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion, and the first auxiliary minister of the cabinet. And I'm just a mere third-grade military attaché. Even you, General Annan, are the same military attaché as me. ”
Guan Fengnan lowered his head and was silent when he heard this, Xu Dong smiled and continued: "If you talk about the power of the DPRK and China, he Xia Yan is a veteran of the two dynasties, and his protégés are all over the world. If he wants you Guan Fengnan to die, many people will impeach you tomorrow, and it will be too easy for those civil officials to find some mistakes and put you to death. In less than ten days, your whole family will be imprisoned and slaughtered. ”
Guan Fengnan's head lowered lower, but he still didn't say a word. Xu Dong continued to take care of himself: "After finishing Xia Yan, now let's talk about me." You and I are both third-rank military attachés, but you don't dare to raise your head when you kneel in front of me now. Not only you, Guan Fengnan, but even those invincible civil officials have to bow their heads in front of the governor! Why is that? Is it because of this supreme sword in front of you? Hehe, it's just a knife. The Governor had the support of the Imperial Power. And what about his Xia Yan, to be honest, everyone knows that the saint hates him. Then let's talk about the power of the Doge. He said that if he wants to kill you, he must go through the judicial process, and if Ben Du kills you with a knife at this moment, what trouble do you think Ben Du will have? ”
Guan Fengnan was drenched in cold sweat and trembled. Xu Dong smiled: "It seems that you understand." Not only will there be no trouble at all in killing you, but the Holy One may also praise the Governor for a few words. And he Xia Yan, will you clash head-on with Bentu because you are a dead person, and fight to the death? Ha ha! ”
Guan Fengnan's teeth chattered, and he begged: "Lord Xu spares his life......"
Xu Dong squatted in front of Guan Fengnan and said gently: "I think you understand." If Ben Governor does not allow you to die, no one can touch you. Even if the civil officials of the Manchu Dynasty are impeaching you, they don't want to get the imperial seal of the celebrant and the celebrant Zhu Pi. On the contrary, if Ben Du wants you to die, no one can save you, including him Xia Yan. ”
If Guan Fengnan still doesn't understand at the moment, it will be a pig, and a general of the Ming Border Army, Sanpin Annan, will be a pig? Obviously not, Guan Fengnan only hesitated for a moment, immediately knelt on his knees, respectfully kowtowed to Xu Dong four times, and shouted: "The last general, Guan Fengnan, is willing to serve the commander and serve the dogs and horses!" Please take it in! ”
Xu Dong laughed and helped Guan Fengnan and said: "General Guan, please get up, this governor hereby assures you that as long as I am here, no one can touch a single hair of you and your family!"
Guan Fengnan kowtowed again and said: "Thank you for the protection of the commander, the last general swears here, and the Annan army will be loyal to the commander from now on!"
Xu Dong happily patted Guan Fengnan's shoulder and praised him repeatedly, then turned back to Lan Caihong, who was standing there and kept pouting, and asked, "Senior Sister Lan, was the governor of Yunnan assassinated by the Five Immortals Sect?"
Blue Rainbow rolled her eyes back and said, "Neuropathy!"
Xu Dong smiled: "That's good."
Guan Fengnan clenched his fists and said: "Commander, you don't need to investigate this matter, you know that it must be the old Xia Ge who sent someone to assassinate Master Li, and then blamed the local martial arts sect."
Xu Dong said: "Oh, how can you see it?"
Guan Fengnan said: "Everyone knows that this Yunnan Governor Li Su was at odds with the old man of Naxia Pavilion when he was in the Ministry of Officials. Now that he coincidentally came to this Yunnan territory as a governor, he naturally went against Xia Ge everywhere. And although this Yunnan is a bitter cold place, the silver that the ministers of the capital loot here every year is not less than that in other places. Even if I have 80,000 Annan border troops, I don't know how many times I have been deducted every year for military salaries, money, food, and military equipment! And Lord Li has been here for half a year, and he doesn't know how much silver he has lost to the courtiers, so the courtiers naturally can't tolerate him. ”
Xu Dong looked back at the 40,000 Annan troops, and sure enough, he found that most of the armor and weapons in the hands of the soldiers were very worn. Xu Dong was suddenly furious and said: "The thief dares to do this!" Even the money and food of the Ming border army dare to be greedy for ink? If the war is fought together, how can it be good? ”
Guan Fengnan lowered his head and said ashamedly: "It's the last general who is sorry for the brothers, every time the last general is not paid enough money, the last general dares to be angry and dare not speak." What a shame on the robes! ”
Xu Dong snorted and said, "How much money do you owe to the brothers?"
Guan Feng didn't dare to raise his head, and said in a low voice: "About seven taels and three coins of silver per person are owed......
Xu Dong slapped Guan Fengnan to the ground with a backhand, and scolded angrily: "As a general in charge of the army, you don't even dare to fight for the salary of your brothers!" With such a perfunctory trend of greed for life and fear of death, how can you still have the bloody ability to go into battle to kill the enemy? The more he scolded, the more angry he became, and he raised his foot and kicked Guan Fengnan again?
Guan Fengnan covered his face and wept and said, "The last general should be damned!" Shame on the brethren......"
Tens of thousands of Annan troops saw Xu Dong beating and scolding Guan Fengnan, and they all knelt down to intercede for Guan Fengnan, and a cavalry captain knelt down and hugged Xu Dong's leg and cried: "Commander Xu, don't fight, if you want to fight, let's beat the last general!" General Guan is also helpless, being able to send most of the silver every year, General Guan is already heartbroken. Whenever I saw General Guan groveling to those civil officials and begging for money, the general's heart was like a knife......"
Xu Dong was silent for a long time, took out a large stack of silver tickets from his arms and threw them at Guan Fengnan's feet and said, "This is 700,000 taels of silver tickets, go and exchange them for cash as soon as possible and return the money owed to the brothers!" The Governor will also transport a batch of weapons and equipment from Zhoushan to the Annan Border Army as soon as possible. The combat strength of the Ming border army is not allowed to be played, if there is an invasion by foreign enemies, they will be the first line of defense to protect the people of the country. We must not chill the hearts of the soldiers! As for the matter of embezzlement of military salaries, the Governor will also give you an explanation as soon as possible! ”
Guan Fengnan picked up the silver ticket with tears, knelt on the ground and shouted, "Commander! I kowtow to you for the brethren! He kowtowed five times as he spoke.
Tens of thousands of Annan troops also cheered, Xu Dong took off his robe, put on his official uniform and unicorn robe, and shouted in a deep voice: "Annan army obeys orders!"
Tens of thousands of Annan border troops immediately and quickly formed their formations, and in a short time they were already in formation, and it can be seen that the combat strength of this army is good. It shows that Guan Fengnan is indeed a general.
Xu Dong looked at the tens of thousands of soldiers and ordered: "From today on, if the Annan border army does not have an order from the commander or the imperial approval of the military department, no one is allowed to mobilize a single soldier!" Where is Guan Fengnan? ”
Guan Fengnan knelt down on one knee and replied loudly: "The last general!"
Xu Dongdao: "I order you to immediately lead the army back to the Annan border pass station, and you must not act rashly if you do not have an order!"
Guan Fengnan shouted: "Obey the order of the Governor Shuaijun!"
After several cannon shots, the 40,000 Annan Frontier Army began to slowly pull out the camp and retreat.
Xu Dong looked back at Lan Caihong, only to see Lan Caihong roll his eyes and snort, turn around and walk towards the gate of the village. Xu Dong smiled bitterly and trotted to follow.
"Long live the Left Protector!"
"The Left Protector is mighty!"
"I think the sect leader is even better! Characters like Zuo Protector, don't you also obey the sect leader when you see it. ”
The disciples of the Five Poisons Sect were all relieved to see the imperial army retreating, and began to cheer, while some began to ridicule Xu Donglai. Xu Dong laughed and scolded all the way, and greeted some disciples he had seen before.
Blue Rainbow turned around and shouted to Xu Dong, "Left Protector, do you want this sect leader to wait for you?" Don't die soon! ”
Several disciples who greeted Xu Dong stuck out their tongues, and they all ran away with a grin. Xu Dong smiled dumbly, and followed Blue Rainbow into the inner hall of the Five Poisons Sect with his hands behind his back.
Blue Rainbow pointed to the golden silk nanmu sect leader throne in the hall and said, "That chair is good, it's very comfortable to sit on." You sit there. ”
Xu Dong smiled speechlessly: "Senior Sister Lan, are you a fool to me?" Can I get down if I sit down? ”
Blue Rainbow suddenly hugged Xu Dong and said viciously: "I won't let you go this time no matter what!" You either sit on it! Or marry me! Otherwise, I'll go to your house and make a fuss, saying that you will give up in chaos! ”
Xu Dong was almost bluffed out of and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense! When did Lao Tzu start to give up? I haven't touched you......"
Before he finished speaking, his mouth was blocked by a softness, and Xu Dong was forcibly kissed by the blue rainbow! Xu Dong symbolically sighed twice, and then completely fell......
"Master, the banquet is ready. You ......" The right protector of the Five Poisons Sect, Ximen, walked in with a few disciples, and watched the two of them kiss passionately in amazement.
Blue Rainbow said "Ahh
Ximen Jun stroked the goatee on his chin and smiled: "Congratulations to the left protector, oh no! Master! Congratulations to the Master! ”
Xu Dong's mind was blank for a while, and it took a long time before he screamed: "How is this good......"
After that, Xu Dong was almost always in a state of stupidity, like a marionette at the mercy of him. The Five Poisons Sect is indeed too informal, and it actually turned a celebration banquet into a marriage banquet in the blink of an eye! The disciples were busy with the knots and hung red, and Simon jumped up and down everywhere, more concerned than his son's marriage.
The demented Xu Dong and the blue rainbow dressed as a bride were pushed into the banquet hall. Blue Rainbow specially wore a set of red makeup wedding dresses of Han customs, looking extremely shy.
"Congratulations to the two sect leaders on tying the knot! Today is in a hurry, and the marriage is set for the time being. After that, we will distribute martial arts stickers, and we will hold a grand wedding for the two sect leaders on the fifteenth day of next month! Ximen Jun said excitedly.
"Martial arts stickers?" Xu Dong exclaimed, finally came to his senses, and shouted, "Absolutely not! You don't know my identity in the Shaolin faction. How about at least waiting for me to be a few days old before I have a make-up wedding? ”
Blue Rainbow squinted at Xu Dong, sighed and said, "That's it, my life is hard, and marrying this conscienceless person in a side room is not a beautiful thing." Don't send any invitations......"
Xu Dong felt a little guilty for a while, reached out and held Blue Rainbow's hand and said softly: "Rainbow, I have wronged you......"
Just when the atmosphere was a little depressing, a disciple ran into the banquet hall and shouted, "Tell the sect leader!" There were two little girls outside, very fierce! Roll call to the left protector...... No, I want Sect Leader Xu to go out. If they don't see Sect Leader Xu, they are about to come in! ”
Xu Dong covered his face and said, "This is so disturbed that I forgot about the two of them!" Let them in, they are my maids. ”
"Handmaiden? Senior brother, you are really romantic! came all the way and didn't forget to bring the maid. Blue Rainbow said coldly.
Xu Dong shrank his head, as if he hadn't heard. After a short time, a disciple led Yasheng Lesheng into the hall. As soon as Yasheng saw Xu Dong, he shouted: "Okay, master, you let me and my sister hide in the woods to blow the cold wind, but I am here to get married and play!" I'm going to tell Sister Xiaoman! ”
Xu Dong said angrily: "You big mouth! Believe it or not, I'll smash your ass! ”
Blue Rainbow glanced at Xu Dong, walked over and took the hands of the Shuangsheng sisters and said with a smile: "What cute two sisters!" Come over and have something to eat with my sister. ”
As soon as the Shuangsheng sisters saw that they had something to eat, they immediately cheered and hurriedly picked a seat to sit down and eat. The food on that table was eaten by the two sisters in a few clicks!
"Hey, why are the two sisters so hungry? Eat slowly, don't choke. Serve the two younger sisters quickly. Blue Rainbow exclaimed.
Yasheng swallowed the food in her mouth hard, and said to Lan Caihong: "Sister, you are so good-looking, and you are a good person." Unlike the host, he didn't give us food and let me and my sister drink water every day......"
"What! Outrageous! Xu Dong, you make it clear, are you still human? Blue Rainbow stood up and pointed at Xu Dong's nose and said angrily.
Xu Dongyi covered his face: "......"