Chapter 112 I don't have a wall-dong elementary school student, nor do I have a girlfriend
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
Ile glanced at Kasumigaoka's suddenly frozen smile in surprise and asked a little strangely.
"It's fine." Kasumigaoka Shiyu quickly reacted, let go of the clenched hand, his expression became a little calm, and said:
"It's just that I suddenly found something not very good, which made me feel the urge to cut people into sections, then slowly grind them, and throw them into the oil pan to fry them into human meat and rice to feed the dogs."
Yile suddenly sweated: "Hey, what kind of ghost story are you telling in broad daylight, don't give me this impulse-"
Before he could finish speaking, Yile's lips were covered by a cold little hand.
Well?
Yile looked at Kasumigaoka Shiyu who looked at him with a smile in front of him inexplicably.
"Ahh......h
"Maggot-kun, can you explain why your lips are like this? Could it be that you have really embarked on the path of sin? Last night in a certain alley, I knocked on a certain girl, and then like a dissatisfied, mating ape, hungry and hungry to suck on the girl's mucous membranes? This is a crime, molesting an underage girl, I will call the police. ”
Kasumigaoka's tone still sounded unhurried, and her face was calm, but Yile inexplicably had the illusion that she was already a little angry.
Yile's expression suddenly froze like Kasumigaoka Shiyu just now. This...... Is it so obvious? Why can you see it at a glance? Anyway, I'm panicking, Shiyu is not a girlfriend, don't panic about this.
After calming down for a while, Yile immediately wanted to complain.
You're completely the opposite.,I'm being pressed on the bed by a female hooligan, okay.,But Shiyu, you described it very vividly.,I think Emilia should be pretty much the same as you said last night.。
And why do you think my wall-dong girl will definitely look for a minor? That sentence of molesting an underage girl makes me feel full of malice, bastard!
Yile was about to speak, but he didn't expect the two white fingers of Kasumigaoka Shiyu covering his lips to go directly into his mouth.
No way!
Yile was stunned in an instant! looked blankly at the Kasumigaoka Shiyu who had a trembling smile in front of him.
"Tsk." Kasumigaoka Shiyu gently stirred his two fingers in Yile's mouth, teasing Yile's tongue as if he was nothing, and said lightly: "Maggot-kun was like this last night, sticking his tongue into the mouth of the poor elementary school student who was slammed by you, and then messing around like this, right?" ”
Yes, yes, very vivid, that's how Emilia treated me...... No, no, no! Anyway, why did you become an elementary school student again? Am I a perverted lolicon in your heart?
Yile reacted, and hurriedly raised his hand to pull Kasumigaoka Shiyu's hand away, and said angrily: "What are you doing!"
The two fingers that had just come out of his mouth were still carrying his saliva, and he leisurely pulled out a crystal silk thread.
"Tell me about your crime last night."
Kasumigaoka Shiha said calmly, taking out a tissue from the table and wiping her green fingers.
"Oh yes." As if he remembered something, Kasumigaoka Shiyu chuckled and shook the two fingers that had just been taken out of Yile's mouth: "Lejun, I didn't wash my hands with this hand last night, did Lejun feel any strange smell?" ”
Yile's face froze.
…… You, are you serious? It seems a bit strange when you say that......
"Poof-" Looking at Yile's suddenly black face, Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't help but laugh a little: "Well, just kidding." ”
"You-" Yi Le frowned, he had been poisoned early in the morning, he was not angry at all, and reluctantly said: "So, I don't have any elementary ......school students, forget it, I'm sleeping." ”
He didn't bother to explain so much to Kasumigaoka Shiyu, and lay directly on the table, ready to sleep all morning as usual.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he lay down, a soft jade arm slowly wrapped around his neck, and his back seemed to touch something soft and huge, and Yile's body suddenly stiffened. Coach, she hits people with the ball.
Before he could speak, a burst of heat came from his ears, which gave him goosebumps in an instant.
"Lejun, are you angry?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu whispered in his ear blowing hot air.
Yi Le's old face flushed, and he twisted his body a little uncomfortably, feeling that the soft pressure on his back was getting stronger and stronger: "No." What are you doing? Take...... Take away. ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu's delicate pretty face was already a little red. She ignored Yile's words, and continued to exhale hot air in Yile's ear: "Nale Jun, have you got a girlfriend?" ”
"Why did I suddenly get a girlfriend, hurry up for me."
Yile straightened up a little helplessly, and gently pushed away Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was pressing on his back.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu still had that smiling look, and she tidied up her shirt casually: "That...... Sure enough, it's still a knock on the elementary school students, right? ”
"So no!"
Yile looked at Kasumigaoka Shiyu with some collapse, and said madly: "You are very strange today, why are you holding on to this?" Do you care? ”
"I didn't really care."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu pouted.
Yile touched his chin and looked thoughtfully at Kasumigaoka Shiyu who turned his head sideways: "Forget it...... In short, I don't have any elementary school students, I don't have a girlfriend, and I don't have a girlfriend soon. ”
"Well...... Although you have been looking left and right to say that he ......" Kasumigaoka Shiyu slowly lay on the table, facing Yile, and said with a smile: "But if you say so, I won't call the police, well, just when you were gnawed by a pig." ”
"It's too much."
The corners of Ile's mouth couldn't help but twitch, which not only scolded Emilia, but also scolded him.
"Lejun." Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly shouted again, raised a white and slender jade hand and shook it in front of Yile's eyes, and a light smile appeared on her delicate pretty face: "Is there really no strange taste in your mouth?" ”
Ha?
Yile was stunned for a moment, then his face turned pale all of a sudden, and he trembled: "You...... Are you really, really ...... yourself? You haven't washed your hands since ○, have you? ”
"Hmm......" Kasumigaoka Shiyu tilted his little head and blinked his right eye cutely, and chuckled, "Guess?" ”
Ile swallowed hard. Strange taste? There seems to be an eh, but it doesn't seem to be. Damn! Anyway, at this time, whether there is or not, shouldn't I be sick to my stomach? What's going on without any discomfort? Am I a pervert?