ps:

Since you let Xuan Ye go back to school, you will inevitably have to write about campus life.

That's probably the style.

Laughing and scolding are all life, and the words are not shocking and endless.

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Pretending to be forced, what the hell is it?

Ye Xuan couldn't say clearly.

A lot of things, he just went with his heart.

Doing things that he thinks are right and he doesn't regret them.

As for what other people think of him, it doesn't matter much to him.

He walked slowly up to the school building.

The whole building, six floors.

Almost all the students, both men and women, stood in the corridor, looking shocked and dazed, as they watched Ye Xuan walk towards the classroom.

Just gone?

Beat the people of the Yan family, nothing at all?

Nima!

What just happened?

Yan Dashao, who is invincible, was beaten for no reason like this, and it was useless to find someone to take revenge.

It's ridiculous.

Under the eyes of many students, Ye Xuan walked back to the classroom, he was smiling, he didn't realize what was happening, and he didn't feel how big the impact of what he had just done on other students should be.

It's just a refresh, okay?

"Do you want to go to the school hospital for a check-up?" Ji Binyan was the first to react, her dignified face couldn't hide the shock, her scalp was numb, she looked at Ye Xuan in shock, and asked.

"Little things."

Ye Xuan smiled, just with that group of people, he couldn't hurt him.

But!

Suddenly, Ye Xuan looked at the eyes of his fingers, and shrank sharply, with a shocked expression.

"What's wrong?"

Ji Binyan said nervously.

The other students also looked nervous.

I'm afraid that something has happened to Ye Xuan!

Ye Xuan had a cold face, clenched his fists resentfully, was in a depressed mood, and said lightly: "My nails are broken......"

“……”

Classmate, can I grass you?

This is probably the only thought in the hearts of those classmates when they heard Ye Xuan's words.

Even Ji Binyan was stunned.

After beating so many people, the other party will be disabled if they are not injured, and you will break a fingernail, and it is still worth showing off like this?

And it's not like a broken nail yet.

Actually, it's the tip of the fingernail, split a little.

Very good.

Ye Xuan's forced pretending is indeed very good.

From the professional point of view of pretending, this pretending is not very successful, and it lacks a certain sense of progression.

But from the looks on the faces of the students, and from an artistic point of view, this forced costume is very ornamental, and it is generally called 666 in the industry......

Ji Binyan looked ashamed and looked at Ye Xuan, who looked very serious and spoke sincerely.

Suddenly, she really wanted to move the podium over and let Ye Xuan give a lesson on "pretending".

Absolutely packed.

Pretending to be forced like this 6, he can still be quiet, his complexion does not change, and he deserves to be a great supreme in the pretending world.

I admire it very much!

"Tang Xuan, are you so modest when you usually speak?"

Ji Binyan coughed dryly, stared at Ye Xuan a few times, and asked.

"Well, Mr. Ji, I've always been very modest in my speech."

Ye Xuan smiled faintly and responded.

Truly.

There are not many people as modest as him.

After all, people who can be compared to him in terms of pretending to be forced have basically green grass on their graves.

"Okay, classmates, I'll invite you to dinner, you can choose any place."

Ye Xuan was in a good mood, and said with a smile at the classmates.

"Good!"

In the class, there was a round of applause.

Everyone knows that Ye Xuan is very rich, please eat, and he doesn't care at all.

"Teacher Ji, do you want to come along?"

Ye Xuan turned his head, glanced at Ji Binyan, and asked.

"Me?"

Ji Binyan was stunned for a moment, his side face turned red suddenly, and he had to say: "Okay, it's okay not to go over to eat, you have to take the next Chinese class." ”

"Yes, Mr. Ji."

The classmates were all very happy and responded in unison.

Ye Xuan moved a desk and sat at the end of the class.

Tang Xiaorou had excellent grades and sat in the front row.

The two are far away, but their hearts are very close.

Ye Xuan's eyes kept looking at Tang Xiaorou.

Occasionally, Tang Xiaorou turned around and peeked at Ye Xuan, but she didn't dare to let Ye Xuan notice.

"Jingle bell" a few times, and the class bell rings.

Yan Rui is not there, and there is no class leader in the class.

The deputy class leader, a tall girl with a good look, shouted on behalf of Yan Rui: "Classmates stand up, good teacher." ”

Ye Xuan followed the classmates and greeted the teacher.

He suddenly felt that it was a good feeling.

He lived in a ravine as a child, and he never went to school or read a book.

The words he knew were taught by the old man, and the medical skills he knew and the more than 30 foreign languages he was proficient in were also taught by the old man.

In the words of the old man.

As long as you don't write essays, don't do reading comprehension, and don't appreciate ancient poems, then no one can notice that Ye Xuan is uneducated.

This class is about university language.

The male teacher who teaches the class, surnamed Jin, has five short statures.

The waist is thick like a bucket, and the legs are short like kangaroos. Below the head is the chest, and the neck can't be seen clearly. I like to wear a pair of gold-framed eyes, long trouser legs, and jeans that drag on the ground. Usually combed with a mid-hair style, he thinks he is more handsome than Pan An.

In particular, I learned a few Tang and Song poems, and often fantasized about being a poet.

I love YY female students, but I really became a wet person.

"Students, Li Bai, the word is too white, is definitely a great poet. The poems he wrote were wild and uninhibited, and the rhetoric was gorgeous, such as the bright moon in the sky and the dragon in the sea. Your favorite poet, Mr. Jin, is Li Bai! ”

Mr. Jin's speech was impassioned, his blood was boiling, and his spit was flying, completely ignoring the feelings of the students who were close to the podium.

Nima!

The spitting stars flew all over their faces.

"Next, let's ask a classmate to analyze Li Bai's "Silent Night Thoughts", a poem that has been praised through the ages."

Teacher Jin smiled faintly, squinted, glanced at the female classmates in the class a few times, and then quickly moved away and landed on Ye Xuan.

"That's you, classmate."

Teacher Jin grinned at Ye Xuan, revealing his yellow teeth like corn kernels, and said with a smile.

"Teacher, don't laugh, a mouthful of corn."

Ye Xuan teased.

"A mouthful of corn?"

Teacher Jin was stunned, not understanding the deep meaning.

On the contrary, it was the students in the class who immediately burst out laughing.

Mr. Kim didn't know why.

But he must understand that Ye Xuan was deliberately manipulating him.

He had a cold face, a serious face, and said in a deep voice: "Classmate, I'll let you analyze "Silent Night Thoughts". ”

"Silent Night Thoughts?"

Ye Xuan was helpless and opened the brand-new book in front of him.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown. ”

Ye Xuan was stunned for a moment, and read the poem first.

Suddenly, his complexion became solemn.

I don't understand!

Ye Xuan looked dazed.

On the stage, Mr. Jin sneered and said secretly, kill you.

"Forehead ......"

Ye Xuan wanted to speak and stopped, and sighed helplessly.

Although he knew how to read and write, he did not know much about ancient Chinese poetry.

For now, I can only bite the bullet.

"Classmate, hurry up and analyze."

Teacher Jin had a cold face and urged.

Ye Xuan coughed and explained lightly: "This poem is very obscenely written. ”

"What?!"

Teacher Jin's face changed abruptly, his face condensed, and he wondered, "What's wrong?" ”

"Huh."

Ye Xuan chuckled a few times.

Dark Dao, it seems, his understanding is really right.

Ye Xuan became confident, very excited, and hurriedly explained: "Everyone, please look at the first sentence, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, this is enough to show the poet's obscenity. ”

"In front of the bed, the moon, the light. Yes, this poem should be broken like this. And this poem shows that the poet is lying on the bed, and there is a woman named Mingyue in front of him. And the word 'light' can show that this woman is not wearing clothes. ”

The second sentence is suspected to be frost on the ground. In this poem, the poet uses a metaphor to compare the skin of the woman named Mingyue to the frost on the ground. This shows that the woman has very white skin. ”

In the third sentence, look up at the bright moon. This poem expresses that the poet is sleepy and wants to sleep, so he quickly raises his head and hints at Mingyue with his eyes. ”

In the fourth sentence, bow your head and think of your hometown. This poem shows that the poet is lying on the bed asleep Mingyue, and at the same time thinking about his wife in his hometown. ”

After Ye Xuan finished explaining, he made a summary.

This poem, expressing the poet, went out to prostitute the mistress, and while prostituting, he missed his wife at home. Hey, what a scumbag. ”

After explaining this, Ye Xuan smiled faintly.

He's really still too strong.

Smiling and confident, he looked around the class.

In the class, it suddenly became eerily quiet.

All the students looked at each other with blank expressions.

Ye Xuan's poem explains that it is really not amazing.

It completely refreshed their three views.

On the podium, Mr. Jin was even more confused.

He looked at Ye Xuan coldly, and the expression on his face changed from surprise, to shock, and then to anger.