Chapter 32: I'm Really Not Human
Gu Cang was the first to open the Weibo of "Panda Cang Prince".
There are already three Weibo on Weibo, the first one is to say hello and post a cute picture; The second is a video, Gu Cang's previous soft and cute video; The third is a photo of Gu Cang when he was sleeping, judging from the light and angle, well, it should have been taken secretly when he was sleeping at night.
The number of followers on Weibo has reached 12,000, and although it is late at night, the number of followers is still rising every time it is refreshed - night owls are the majority.
There are two or three hundred comments under each Weibo, most of which are congratulations, congratulations, onlookers and the like, obviously Dai Xiaoxiao has attracted some of them, and some of them have been attracted on the hot search list. In addition to these fans, there are some sunspots left spraying people.
"Dai Xiaose is worthy of wearing Xiaose, if you really don't do your job to the end, it's just that if you don't update, you plan to let us support this broken panda, hehe, think beautiful!"
"This panda is not good, it is too fat."
"It's too clean, it seems that the zoo has really exhausted all kinds of means in order to make money, obviously for show, this panda has to take a bath several times a day?"
……
The ditch-toothed flying squirrel barked on the side, pulling Gu Cang's bear arm from time to time, opening the flying membrane and wanting to rush towards the keyboard, but was repeatedly dragged back by Gu Cang.
Gu Cang was not good-tempered in the first place...... Panda, these sunspots are annoying enough, and there are many shaking mice here who want to watch "Cat and Mouse", and they are even more depressed, and finally realize Dai Xiaoxiao's mood during the day.
However, this is Gu Cang's panda official blog, which is used to unite fans, not hers, so she was angry, but she didn't reply, although she had a trumpet, she didn't bother to do such a dirty thing.
Dai Xiaose held on, but Gu Cang was lazy to endure it, and immediately applied for a QQ number, logged in to Weibo through the QQ number, thought about the name, and directly typed it into "Teacher Panda Cang", and looked left and right after completion.
"Fat people don't have human rights, do they? It's all nonsense! ”
"Don't open your eyes and tell nonsense, national treasures still need to put on a show? Sitting is a golden signboard. ”
"You're a five-Maoist, aren't you? Say, "Whoever told you to come and mess with the darkness, I'll give you a piece!" ”
"Prince Cang, can you call it fat? That's called cute, cute, do you understand, you look at that coat color, that figure, that look, that temperament, it's okay to abuse other people, it's just the rich and handsome in the panda world! ”
One after another, for those black fans, Gu Cang didn't let go of any of them, although typing is slow, but it is better than having enough time, in short, it is just one word - scare! Don't forget to boast about it when it's over.
There aren't many people who still scroll through Weibo late at night, but it's not impossible.
Soon, someone replied: "Yo, I met the floor scrubbing party late at night, and this floor scrubbing level is not good." ”
"Your five Maoists are no better!" Gu Cang replied after seeing it.
"Hehe, it's better than you, it's rich, handsome, just this garbage and waste bear, Wolong will pull one out and crush it!"
Gu Cang squinted, and when he saw this, the bear claw drew a cold light in mid-air, which frightened the groove-toothed flying squirrel on the side to jump away from the table, looked at Gu Cang in fear, and slipped out of the window.
"You know the yarn, look at the comments next to you, which one doesn't say cute and cute?" He continued to reply.
"More there, Wolong!"
"So what, is the rich and handsome in the panda world aimed at humans? No, it's for pandas, and your judgment is nothing more than your personal taste. ”
"Hehe, people raise animals, isn't it to human taste?"
"The point is that you are human?" Gu Cang said a word.
"Damn, you're not human! Even this fat bear thinks it's handsome! ”
"That's right, I'm not human, Prince Cang is handsome."
"Yo, admit it, hehehe......" grabbed the first half of the sentence and ridiculed it as much as possible.
Gu Cang didn't rush to reply at this time, but looked at his hands, looked down at his round bear body, and then continued to type: "I'm really not human." ”
There was silence for a moment, and finally a sentence came: "Neurotic!" ”
"Really."
"Get out!"
"Not bad, yes, I guessed a word correctly, I'm really, I don't believe you......"
Gu Cang snorted, turned on the laptop camera, gestured with scissors on the side, clicked and was photographed, and then sent the photo with a note:
"You see, I'm not human."
After posting it, close Weibo, no matter what happened to the person, clear the browsing traces plus subtract the video, and go back to the sofa to sleep.
He slept easily, but he didn't expect that as soon as the picture was released, the onlookers were blown out of the water one after another.
What about the shrimp?
scolded each other on the Internet in the middle of the night, but the other party turned out to be a panda, is it so terrifying?
And this kind of picture,Knowledgeable people can verify that there is no PS.,It means that this is a real picture.,What does the real picture mean?,The other side is really not a person!
What a panda spirit!
The person who scolded Gu Cang almost doubted himself after seeing this picture, and then replied a few words, but still no one replied, so he had to give up, but this night, he obviously fell asleep with a worried mood.
This matter has been paid more and more attention, and finally it was turned around by a certain big V, and it suddenly became popular, and it rushed directly to the hot search list, and it rose a lot of fans, but most of the fans this time came to the "Panda Internet" thing, in addition to paying attention to the "Panda Cang Prince", but also paying attention to the number "Panda Cang Teacher".
Overnight, the fans of the two numbers were almost equal.
None of these are within Gu Cang's consideration, he barely slept well this night, got up early the next day, and watched Dai Xiaoxiao get up and wash up and go out to prepare breakfast for the panda, Gu Cang also rinsed his mouth and peed, and then ran from the room to the field.
April gets warmer, but the mornings are still a little cool, and the grass is covered with dew.
Gu Cang was disgusted for a while, and after walking a few steps, he climbed onto the chair and lay down, watching Erha scurrying around in the yard, as he got along, he felt more and more that Erha was possessed by a husky, energetic, stupid and cowardly, and from time to time there was a dog barking or two.
Maybe I was spoiled by this goods.
Lulu didn't scare away, and when she saw Gu Cang climb onto the chair and occupy the place, she didn't get angry, she walked upside down, hugging the chair legs and curling up, her round body rubbing and coquettish from time to time.
Zhou Song and Dai Xiaoxiao will be back soon.
The former took two pots of milk, called the names of Erha and Lulu, and led the two pandas aside to drink milk; The latter directly took a bottle of pure milk and handed it to Gu Cang, while looking at Gu Cang with a strange gaze.
Pure milk has long been opened, and there is a straw inserted. Gu Cang sucked a mouthful of milk, then raised his head to look at Dai Xiaoxiao.
This look ...... It's kind of weird......