Lakers players aren't interested in Christmas games, they prefer to spend the holidays with their families.

Zhao Dashao is not interested in Christmas, this is the day to commemorate Jesus, Jesus is a foreigner, Christmas is a foreign holiday, the key is that Santa Claus does not know Chinese, he will not become a foreigner after Christmas.

But he has a lot of interest in picking up chicks with the help of Christmas, and after tweeting that tweet yesterday, he was waiting for the chicks @him.

Soon, a girl with a bubble noodle head replied with a "Mo Mo Da" expression.

When Zhao Dashao found out that this little singer replied, it was less than half an hour after his tweet was posted.

This makes him feel like being targeted, the FBI doesn't have such a high efficiency, I'm afraid it's not a brainless fan, right?

Zhao Dashao is not everyone who pays attention, only the young lady who has more than 100,000 followers on Twitter @him, or #he, will be displayed here by him.

But be careful, this requirement is only limited to the young lady with real-name authentication.

If it is a little brother, then only the number of followers exceeding 500,000 can alarm his old man.

This also made the tweets sent by his teammates, Zhao Dashao couldn't see them at all, and he didn't want to see a group of big bosses showing off their wealth there, no matter how rich he was, could he still be rich?

This night, more than one instant noodle head replied to him, Zhao Dashao also met Amber Heard, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Roberts, Christine and other young actresses to interact with him, of course, including Scarlett Johansson, who has always coveted him.

But what hurts Zhao Da Shao the most is the tweet made by a little guy, Chloe Moretz, who just finished filming "The American Version of Hell", her Twitter followers just exceeded 100,000, and the little girl who is only 11 years old at the moment actually posted a tweet: "Grandpa Christmas, no candy and no clothes this Christmas, please put my Evan in your socks, remember to show your head outside, thank you!" ”

"I think you'd better ask Grandpa Christmas for a buff that won't get fat!"

Zhao Dashao wanted to complain, Xiao Kolo's appearance is certainly high, but Fat Kolo is too fat!

However, there are so many young ladies who are still paying attention to him on Christmas Eve, especially those future actresses who are not yet eighteen years old at the moment, which still makes Zhao Dashao's vanity full and his face is also full of joy.

"So there are so many young ladies staring at me, and I don't know when they will attack me?"

Zhao Dashao now hopes that these young ladies will not only have thoughts about him, but the most important thing is to take action and take the initiative to hook up with him first.

Not only does he not refuse to come, but he can burn with a little spark, and he is so hungry that he even shines on the instant noodle lady!

"Katerina, help me check the legal XX age in California and New York, as well as New Jersey!"

"New York allows girls to marry over the age of 14, New Jersey allows girls to marry over the age of 12, and California allows girls to marry up to the age of 16, but none of the three states allow girls to marry and divorce before the age of 18."

Katerina quickly found the answer on Google, and secretly said in her heart that her young master wouldn't have any perverted thoughts, right?

Zhao Dashao did have some evil thoughts, especially after hearing this answer, he couldn't help but smile and scolded: The United States has no human rights!

But where there are human rights, Zhao Dashao doesn't know, anyway, he has human rights everywhere, and most of the black players in the NBA who spend a lot of money don't know how many white girls they have been to.

He knew he didn't have a manor, a helicopter, a superboat......

Most of these young ladies will not pay attention to him, and it is estimated that even Miss Instant Noodles and Little Chubby Girl may not be able to attract him.

"One day when I tweet and say that the investment has failed and gone bankrupt, let's see how many young ladies will take me in?"

Zhao Dashao had a bad idea before going to bed, because he saw a "draft card" when he was browsing the store, and the introduction on it was very simple: the family was in the middle of the road, both parents died, and incurable diseases...... Take your pick.

This is obviously an identity disguise card, and he plans to wait for the store to upgrade a few levels, buy one for himself, and see which young lady will let him eat soft rice.

The next day, Zhao Dashao got up at three o'clock in the morning.

But this time, instead of exercising or harassing the boss, he drove to Beverly Hills, and dropped a gift with a sock on it to Chloe Moretz's house in the dark.

There is a humanoid figure made of ivory, and the carved figure is he Zhao Dashao, and it is still a handsome action with a ball in one hand.

Coincidentally, he happened to have such an object to be placed in his home as a decoration.

After seeing Little Lori's wish yesterday, he thought he was investing in this little chubby girl, didn't they all say that every fat man is a potential stock? What if people can lose weight?

Zhao Dashao's duplicity is not once or twice, the instant noodle lady has interacted with him on Twitter several times, and the eldest young master naturally has to invest a sum, and there are many examples of the eighteenth change of the female university.

So a week ago, he asked his agent Andy to help him get a 1964· Gibson· SG guitar, and packaged the $500,000 guitar as a Christmas present, asking UPS to deliver it to her home in Tennessee today.

Of course, the efficiency of express delivery in the United States is not only slow, but also expensive!

Zhao Dashao has to specify a time for delivery, especially on Christmas Day, then a special service must be used.

In the end, it cost him $1,200 just for such a thing, most of which were insurance costs, so angry that the young master had the urge to start his own express company, and at the same time missed Shunfeng and Jingdong infinitely!

These two operations are medium- and long-term investments, and what he wants to communicate with most at the moment is Miss Scarlett, and the two have been talking on Twitter for more than a day or two.

But what Christmas gift to choose for the young lady, this question has worried him for a long time??

These young ladies are not the ones who are short of money, and Scarlett has debuted for so many years, so she is naturally not short of money.

He can't give millions of gifts, can he?

That's too cheesy and idiotic!

Zhao Dashao finally thought that the widowed sister was a person who had been married once, so he simply gave her a boat ticket and asked the other party to go to sea to play.

As for sending things, that's vulgar.

Sister Widow shouldn't be such a vulgar person, it's better for him to give her a big baby!

At this time, someone must ask, how does Zhao Dashao know people's addresses?

This, of course, relies on the free navigation function that comes with the system.

He only needs to enter a person's first name, and the system will instantly display the location of all people with the same name and surname.

If you go into detail about the city, age, height, weight and other information, you can basically query the address of any star from Los Angeles, and even the real-time dynamics.

In the afternoon, Miss Catherine also came to Zhao Dashao's house.

This should be a vulgar woman, so Zhao Dashao directly sent a discontinued Porsche Carrera GT, which is a supercar worth 600,000 US dollars, and the two interviewed the shock absorption quality of this car on the spot, so-so.

But don't think that Zhao Dashao only gave things to women, the Zen master also received a package today, which contained a "Blancpain Master" watch that he was reluctant to buy several times when he wanted to chop his hands, worth 500,000 US dollars.

Of course, he has no interest in Zen masters, but this bastard is in control of his playing time and timing, as well as most importantly, his personal tactics and shooting authority.

For the sake of his own interests and sexual interests, Zhao Dashao had to be Santa Claus for a day, giving millions of gifts in one go, and finally stayed up until the evening.

Now, he's going to give James a Christmas present – a plane ticket home!

Get a new mission......

Special Mission (4): [Zhao Christmas] begins——

"Win the Christmas War, Status: Uncompleted, Reward: [Zhao Christmas] Nickname."

[Zhao Christmas] - After wearing this nickname, you will get a chance to make a wish every Christmas, and the chance of wishing fulfillment is related to the difficulty of making a wish, personal prestige, and the performance of the Christmas War.

PS: The desire to increase physical fitness, directly obtain honor coins and honor shards is invalid! Don't make overly outrageous wishes!