Chapter 217: Nick Fury's List, Deadpool (2-in-1 Chapter)
After Nick Fury left, S.H.I.E.L.D. sent a medical team.
The members of the medical team called for three trucks, brought a bunch of instruments, and arrived at Xavier Castle.
The person in charge stood up, and Anna recognized at a glance, Dr. Horseface, Stephen Strange, that is, Anna's senior brother: "I saw you in the library of Columbia!" ”
Now Anna is also a big guy, and it's not much of a surprise to see the future Doctor Strange, after all, in her Xavier Castle, there are two Marvel bosses, and a superhero, plus Stark, who is now sitting on the edge of Central Park and biting on strawberries, the big guy is basically all.
The horse-faced doctor took a flashlight and broke Captain America's eyes, looked at the pupils, did a CT, and broke his neck with a chest X-ray: "It's not a big problem, with progressive recovery therapy, you can recover in two months... At most, they become vegetative. ”
I didn't know it was Captain America lying in a hospital bed.
It's not much of a problem to be vegetative?!
Thankfully, Anna kicked Coulson out in advance, otherwise it would have been another big mess.
Anna felt that being short was too annoying, and she squatted in the ward every day, and with that diligent energy, it was estimated that he was sick when playing the cello, and he didn't necessarily have it.
Suspecting him as an obstacle, Anna called "Anna II" and threw him out of the basement, drawing a 38th line in the castle and strictly forbidding him to enter.
When dragged out, Coulson's heart was broken, and then he met Jeffrey, who was on the phone.
"Yes, I'll donate another $20,000." The Rogers Fund urged again, and they stared at Jeffrey, the unjust boss.
In contrast, Coulson stood up and smiled, hugged Jeffrey's shoulder, and shook it vigorously, which means: Dude! You guess, guess what I'm thinking, I can't say...
Jeffrey was inexplicable, looking at Coulson with a neurotic look.
Coulson smiled even more happily, why is the reborn cool, there is a sense of substitution, and more importantly, the information is poor, watching others stumble, and walking in a straight line by himself, reaching the goal.
Compared to Jeffrey, Coulson stood at the finish line.
The vibranium shield feels so good!
Sitting on the Donald Duck robot, Anna passed by and glared at Coulson: pay attention to discipline.
Anna felt short and carried away, saved Captain America once, and thought of herself as a superhero.
Now Anna is Coulson's superior, the assistant director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and now she is also busy, buying a helicopter and running between New York and Washington.
Anna attaches great importance to the Three Wings Building, after all, it is her first official job.
Back in the office, he pulled out a document from a drawer - the battle virtual network construction plan.
An application of virtual reality.
The plan has been stamped with the seal of the director general, and it can be formally implemented after it is reported to the World Security Council.
Of course, in order to avoid suspicion and prevent being said to be related party transactions, Anna deleted the .laboratory in the procurement catalog. The name of M.
Ding dong... A video popped up on the screen, Nick Fury's, saying "Reserve Covert Operations Team Member Information", succinctly, and cut off the phone after speaking.
As far as Anna knew, the director of the Marinated Egg Bureau was busy dealing with Hydra Island, purchasing a large amount of exoskeleton armor from the Austenite Group, and also asking the war machine to help, so as to kill with one blow.
The message pops up and opens.
Special note: The following team members will be selected on merit and will continue to be added in the future.
Dozens of avatars, a series of names, each name is a piece of information, from birth to learning experience.
"Anna II" printed out the materials, bound them with staples, and placed them in front of Anna.
Anna flipped through it roughly: "Wade Wilson? ”
How did Deadpool run away from S.H.I.E.L.D., Anna knew that Wade Wilson was alive in Virginia, and that honor was there...
I feel sick to my stomach when I think about it, according to her understanding, the Void Walker in Dota is estimated to be him.
Grinding bald grunt!
Then there's Eva Starr, this girl is wonderful, the information about her alone accounts for 105 pages, from the age of 3 to the age of 19 now, almost all of them have been spent in S.H.I.E.L.D., and the data records Eva's 16 years, from tooth loss to the first menstrual period, detailed to what to eat every day.
Not only paper materials, but also video materials, Anna was interested, and clicked on it.
"Ghosts?!"
Looking at the white shadow that pierced through the wall in the video, Anna finally remembered who it was, the antihero who appeared in Ant-Man 2.
"Nick Fury has a lot of bootlegged goods."
Put the ghost's information in the drawer, and she doesn't need to think about it, and she has it in her pocket.
"Master, someone outside wants to see you!"
Click on the monitoring channel and see the red sleeve standing on the lawn with two knives on his back - Deadpool.
"Hell, who let this guy come to the door!"
Anna covered her face with her chubby hand, she was helpless, she didn't know what the boiled egg was ordered.
Anna brushed her hair, her hair was so dense that it was curly no matter how she brushed it, dropped the information, and jumped on the Donald Duck robot.
As a leader, he does not like things and does not feel sorry for himself, at least he has a number of courtesies.
Behind her, the information was thrown on the table, and the name of Tandy Bowen (Dagger) stood out.
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"Hey, I want to praise the shrimp skewers, right? Can you use your fast food? ”
"Hmm... Okay, Chubby Dun, you're the cutest. Also, don't you think about losing weight? ”
"What's good about losing weight, you see... I have eight-pack abs in my waist and abdomen. Women like men with strength. ”
"Yes, Anna will like it too, Hachi Hachi..."Wearing a red suit and a black blindfold, Deadpool stood on the lawn and shrugged with his lower body, and his movements were extremely obscene.
Next to him, Daniel and Amadeus, two bear children, looked at him with adoring eyes, sat on the ground, and handed out fried shrimp.
Deadpool took out a handful of shrimp and put it in his mouth, chirp, chirp, and said in a vague tone: "Look, grandpa will show you MAX-level swordsmanship." ”
"Uh... The big pot crab that walked on the road, come here, just you, grandpa will take you to see! ”
The mechanical spider crawling sideways on the lawn looked up and continued to crawl, carrying a bundle of wood on its back, and the banquet hall in the castle was still an old-fashioned fireplace, which required the mechanical spider to plug the charcoal fire.
"Tell me about you!"
Click, two bright knives poked on the lawn, and from the bottom to the top, the mechanical spider first saw a pair of stinky feet, a dagger tied to his calf, a belt buckled around his waist, and a gun pouch hanging from his belt.
Deadpool stood in front of Pyg and lifted his belt, like a patient who was peeing and not sprinkling cleanly, shaking the frequent urination and urgency of the patient.
With a bang, the wood toppled over and poured down on the road, and the mechanical spider stretched out two large crows.
"Oh, buddy, underestimate you, it turns out that you have two knives too. Sure enough, good brothers should see red with bayonets, come, let's pick a round. ”
Mechanical spider Bilibili.
"Mr. Deadpool, my shrimp!" Chubby Dun stretched out his hand, and in the sun, Amadeus's arm was still trembling.
Too fat, Amadeus.
He's really fat.
"Uh... Forget the most important thing, perform the stinging shrimp technique. As soon as Deadpool remembered what was going on, he circled left and right, saw "Anna Two", and beckoned: "Hey, little short legs, it's you, the guy with the iron shell on your face." Give me the shrimp, and when the time comes, I tell you to throw it. ”
The Q version of Iron Man clicked over and took the shrimp bag.
"Brother!" Deadpool said to the mechanical spider, "Let's compare to the shrimp." ”
Before he could finish speaking, Deadpool lifted his twin knives and gave a defiant glance at the mechanical spider, whose compound eyes glowed red.
Deadpool flipped his twin knives like a butterfly, turning... Turn... Turn, now it is noon, the butterfly flies, the faster it rolls, and finally turns into a knife ball in the sun, and the white light is seen from a distance, which is quite a feeling that the water cannot be discharged.
The mechanical spider crouched low, like a cheetah crawling into its prey holding its breath and preparing for the final blow.
Good opponent, Deadpool lamented that the stronger the opponent, the higher the joy of victory.
Nodding to "Anna II", the power armor threw out the fast food bag, and flew into the air, the kinetic energy flew out, and the shrimp scattered like a goddess scattering flowers.
"It's good to come, it's now, one, two, three, strings, strings, all strings." Deadpool was overjoyed, he was already thinking about the shrimp on the blade, and he stuck out his tongue again to lick the pleasure of the blade.
Full of force!
Bang... A white light exploded in front of his eyes.
In the white light, the shrimp burst into flames, and the fast food bag caught fire, falling and falling to the ground.
Nani?!
Deadpool clenched his knives tightly, looking confused.
At his feet, the mechanical spider hung down its big crow, picked up the wood one by one, tied it with hemp rope to make a piece, turned it over on his body, and walked away without looking back.
"Cheating!" Deadpool yells.
It's like two people playing chess, Kuroko thinks for a long time before he lands, thinks about 3,600 moves, and finally lands the pieces with confidence.
And then...
Bai Zi directly lifted off the chess seat - no longer playing!
"You're cheating!" Deadpool held his head in his hands, his hands sliding from forehead to cheek and from cheek to chin like he had tears in his heart - it was so fucking unfair.
"Mr. Wilson..."Sitting on the Donald Duck robot, Anna stood in front of Deadpool, who was a lot taller than Deadpool, and the guy was on his knees, severely hurt both mentally and physically.
In order to ensure the majesty, I deliberately raised Donald Duck's car, and as a result...
"Mr. Wilson?" Anna lifted the glass cover, sat up from the driver's seat, and reached down with her chubby hand.
As a leader, you must maintain etiquette to your subordinates.
Anna has studied the art of leadership, and now she has come to realize that things like etiquette, morality, and law are all manifestations of the will of the so-called ruling class.
She has now established a sense of ownership, after all, she is already one of the builders of the law.
Wade Wilson was still looking up to the sky, and it seemed that there was a lot of excitement.
"Uhh
Well, Deadpool finally got acquainted, reached out and clasped Anna's chubby hand with his index finger, which was considered a handshake.
Wow... Have an opinion on the leader!
"Do you think I'm here because of S.H.I.E.L.D., hehe... I'm for the virus serum, and I've heard that the serum from Gilbru's side was circulated by Xavier Castle. You must have an antidote! ”
Oh, it turned out to be a thorn.
Anna understood, nodded, and when she received the information about the boiled egg, Anna still muttered, thinking that the ability of the boiled egg came from, and sent a few thorns to Xavier Castle.
As a result, where is the send, it is clearly a fraud!
also investigated, this group of guys who think they are the second in the world and the third in themselves, if they don't unite together, they will be well-behaved if they do the leader.
"Let me see your condition!" Anna said, gesturing to Wade Wilson's head.
Deadpool takes off his hood.
Vomit... Even though she had been prepared, Anna still couldn't restrain her physiological reactions.
Stinking... Even without a lens, Anna already understands Deadpool's current situation, the ability to regenerate and cancer cells are mutually exclusive, healthy cells continue to grow and become cancer cells, cancer cells continue to peel off and die, and healthy cells continue to grow.
To put it simply, life and death are all in an instant.
The serum extracted by Gilbru is defective.
"Is there any hope for a cure?" Deadpool stretched his head and asked, Anna clicked off the glass cover, pressed the driver's button, and the ventilation system was turned on to the maximum, and she fanned the wind with her little fat hand.
Originally, the dead cells kept shedding and rotting, and it stinked enough, so Deadpool put on a combat suit, covered it tightly, and then took off the hood, like a Swedish canned herring.
The last time I came back from Sweden, the owner of Castle Island gave Maya two boxes of canned herring, and Anna opened them curiously, but Maya carried Anna to rub with soap, with shower gel, and with a towel, rubbing, wiping, and wiping for a long time - the little short legs still smelled sour.
Vomit... It stinks.
"Where's your girlfriend?"
"What do you think?" Swish... Deadpool took out two pistols from his waist and pointed them at the little short legs: "Believe me, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, your chubby little round face will also turn into canned herring." ”
It's so chilling to kill, ahem...
"Mr. Deadpool."
Deadpool felt his pants tighten, and the little chubby Amadeus Zhao stood beside him, stretching out his fat little hand, Amadeus Zhao was really fat: "You pay me for my shrimp..."
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Anna thinks that she has a good talk with Deadpool, as a leader, she is anxious about what people are anxious about, and when her subordinates have difficulties, the leader can solve them, and she always has to think of ways to solve them.
Leading Deadpool into the basement, before entering the house, Anna asked Deadpool to put on a hood, took out an industrial fan, 680*680, can turn 90 rpm a minute (90rpm), moved to the lawn, and blew at Deadpool.
Blows so much that Deadpool is about to fall!
Anna watched with two chubby hands behind her back.
After blowing, "Anna II" pulled the pipe and poof... Spray Deadpool with car wash liquid, wipe it with a rag, then pick up the pressurized cleaning water gun, spray... Deadpool covered the gear, and the water gun was so high that it hurt a little to poke him.
"Understand, there are two big bosses who love cleanliness at home." Anna said, reasonable.
After cleaning it with water, he carried Deadpool into the closed room - ozone disinfection, and then took out the industrial fan after disinfection, and blew it.
"It's endless!"
"It's over, clean lad, Brynbling's!"
Anna was very sincere, and led Deadpool around the basement to introduce her sophisticated laboratory, and Deadpool nodded as he watched, he was now a little confident in this trip.
Walking into the small room, a space of less than 2 cubic meters, Anna said that let Deadpool walk in and do a full body examination, a new type of MRI, and after entering, a light net will be released.
Before entering, Anna said that the metal material was a bit of a hindrance, and Deadpool suspiciously dismantled the dagger, untied the Japanese sword, pulled out the pistol, and took out the belt, buttons, and metal objects.
Walk in.
Anna lifted her toes and pulled down the switch.
On the switch, it says Laser Defense Net!