“666…… Lao Tie double-clicked 666? ”

Lin Xiaoan was puzzled, and took it for granted that he was crooked - I want to say that this fully exposed the fact that Lin Xiaoan did not regard himself as a corrupt country from the bottom of his bones.

"Oh, my dearest child...... What the hell is the old iron?! Hold back the calf and shrink the business! ”

Professor Trelawney shouted, and she seemed shocked to see that Lin Xiaoan didn't understand.

“666！ That, dear child, is the number of the devil (in the West, 666 represents Satan)! Represents evil! You—ominous, child, this is a bad omen of death! ”

Lin Xiaoan: "......"

It's endless, how many years have the fanfiction been written, and this old routine is endless?!

Stupid author, you can't think of a plot yourself, and you don't need to graft the events that Harry Potter is going through to labor and management, right?!

Why don't you just replace the name of the protagonist of the original book with Lin Xiaoan, so that everything will be fine as long as you copy and paste?!

(Salted Fish Ann: "Boom Boom ......")

……

"So...... Dear professor, is there any way you can defuse this ...... 'ominous'? Lin Xiaoan pressed Hermione, who frowned and wanted to say something, rolled up her sleeves and fought by herself!

Professor Trelawney's eyes widened—her eyes were scary, "What do you say, kid?" ”

Isn't it metaphysics, a labor-management flirtatation girl in the previous life...... cough cough cough ...... When I chased the girl's paper (unsuccessfully), I also had a general understanding!

Lin Xiaoan was aggressive and decided to strangle to death this so-called "ominous" seedling imposed on him by Trelawney once and for all-

It's easy to deceive if you don't see those ones...... It's a very simple sister paper, and now it's a little wrong to look at labor and management?!

That's not going to work! Labor and management will have a harem in the future...... What's that, how ...... Pair...... Single heroine...... cough cough cough ...... No CP ambiguous...... What's the matter, don't you even have a blue child paper with clear eyebrows?!

……

"Look, do I buy amethyst for transshipment first, or do I buy obsidian to ward off evil spirits? Do you want to pair it with a month gem or a birthday gemstone, Professor? Lin Xiaoan waited for Professor Trelawney's answer.

Lin Xiaoan has a posterior move, what zodiac, constellation, blood type, lucky numbers, tarot cards, dice rolling, fighting landlords......

All of the above, in his previous life, even the little sister of the cashier in the milk tea shop next to the school gate could say that the head is the Tao, how can I, Lin Xiaoan, be a defective god who only predicts correctly twice in this whole set of seven books!

Professor Trelawney wasn't particularly sluggish, she looked at Lin Xiao'an, "Dear child, you- sorry, this is your fate, I don't think-"

"So, there's nothing you can do about it, ma'am?"

Lin Xiaoan made no secret of his contempt for Trelawney, and he no longer even referred to her as "professor".

"In front of so many classmates, you almost shouted at everyone that I was going to encounter something 'ominous'.

However, you can't pinpoint exactly when and where this so-called 'ominous' will happen -

If I'm timid (Lin Xiao'an said this, many students laughed), maybe the rest of the time will be spent in fear.

Moreover, my classmates may also be turned away from me as a 'pathogen' because of your words, and let me, who is 'weak and helpless', suffer the cold violence of being isolated on campus—"

……

"Oh, no, no, no, Ann! We will never isolate you for this ridiculous reason! We're friends! ”

Harry was the first to speak out, and the other classmates—most of them, with a few girls still hesitating—echoed loudly.

Lin Xiaoan greeted everyone: "Thank you, thank you!" If—of course, I think there is little other possibility—we've been allowed to visit Hogsmeade on weekends this year, and if I live to that point, snacks for our whole class — I'm in for a treat! ”

"Oh! Banzai!! ”

Amid a roar of applause, Lin Xiao'an approached the pale Trelawney and whispered, "In the East, the number 6 means that everything is going well – I sincerely hope that you will keep that in mind, ma'am." ”

……

After the disturbing divination class, Professor McGonagall's Transfiguration class was held.

Hermione had a fascination with Professor McGonagall, and she wanted Professor McGonagall to know about anything, so she raised her hand and asked, "Professor, we just had our first divination class and read the tea leaves, and the result—"

"Ah, I see." Professor McGonagall frowned, "No more, Miss Granger. Tell me, who among you will die this year? ”

Everyone looked at her in amazement.

"It's me, Professor!" Lin Xiaoan said happily.

Professor McGonagall looked at Lin Xiao'an, "Sybil Trelawney has predicted the death of a student every year since she arrived at Hogwarts. So far, none of them have died. Her favorite way to welcome a new class is to look at the omens of death. If it weren't for the fact that I never speak ill of my colleagues—well, today we're going to learn about the Animagus—"

……

"Xiao An, don't you really care about that 'ominous' at all?" After class, the curious baby Harry came over.

Of course, Lin Xiaoan didn't care, he said proudly: "Trelawney doesn't know as much as I do, Harry, I'll tell you fortunes when I'm free another day—to be honest, in the entire wizarding world, no one can calculate more accurately than me!" I, this morning, looked at myself in the mirror and found that the handsome guy in the mirror had a ruddy complexion and ......"

Before Lin Xiao'an could say the word "wealth" and shake his wit, he was stopped by Professor McGonagall: "Xiao An, please wait a minute." ”

Lin Xiaoan: "...... Ga? ”