Text Chapter 099 The tragedy caused by the wall knock
In the crisp autumn season, Xu Dong sat on a recliner on the balcony of the castle, drinking tea leisurely, looking at the busy and prosperous pearl collar. The wide, lively streets are bustling with people, and all races are treated the same in the Pearl Collar, so almost everyone has a smile on their face. Xu Dong even saw an elf and a dwarf walking into the tavern with a smile on their shoulders.
"What a sight to see the dead! Elves actually drink with dwarves? Hey, it's really idle! It's a bit uncomfortable to suddenly be idle from hard work. Xu Dong was half-lying, holding a teapot in his hand and crossing Erlang's legs.
"Young Lord is healthy!" Xu Tie walked into the balcony and saluted Xu Dong.
"Oh, Ah Tie. How's the army doing? Xu Dong glanced at him and asked leisurely.
"Young Master Qi, the 3,300 city defense troops have all successfully advanced to the junior soldiers! 4,000 new recruits are still being trained. Xu Tie replied with a fist.
"Well, the Spirit Water is a good thing. Didn't the soldiers have any adverse reactions? Xu Dongdao.
"No, everything is fine. Except for tossing all night after taking the water of the war spirit, it is said that the whole body hurts badly. A few hours later, the soldiers had successfully condensed the whirlpool of fighting qi in the dantian. Xu Tie replied.
Xu Dong nodded, and was about to speak, when he saw Xu Song and Zhou Yiqing walk in.
"Big brother! Send me back quickly! Xu Songtie exclaimed with a blushing face.
"What's going on?" Xu Dong saw that Xu Song's face was wrong, and hurriedly asked.
"Come on, come on, I'll show you a screenshot." Zhou Yiqing opened the communication panel and sent a screenshot to Xu Dong.
Xu Dong clicked on the screenshot and looked at it, and he was immediately happy. I saw a girl in pink in the photo leaning against the wall on the side of the street with an angry face, and a boy with a greasy head and a pink face wearing a boy's robe and a big red flower on the brim of his hat was supporting the wall with one hand, forcing the girl in pink to the corner with a very correct "wall knock" posture. Looks like it's being teased.
"Ahh Isn't this your girlfriend Shao Lili? It was knocked on the wall! Who is this kid? Even the wife of the head of the Xishan faction dares to tease? What a kind! Xu Dong smiled.
"He's Malegobi! This little B cub is the only son of the head of the Suzhou Tiger Hill Sword Sect. That day, Lily took a dozen disciples to Wuxi City to buy things, and she was fucking molested! Xu Song said angrily.
"Tiger Hill Sword Sect? What kind of sect breaker? I've never heard of it. It must be a small sect that does not enter the stream. Crush him in minutes, don't worry, no. A good woman will inevitably be knocked on the wall a few times. Xu Dong persuaded.
Zhou Yiqing said helplessly: "Big brother, you are in Haiyuan City, so I don't know." His girlfriend Lily, every time she goes out, she recruits people! Whether it's the virtual world or the real world, we don't know how many times we've done it for this! ”
Xu Dong was shocked: "Is it so cruel? No matter how beautiful you are, you won't be molested every time, right? It's a gift! Could it be that he has the legendary "Recruiting Wall Dong" physique? ”
Xu Song said fiercely: "This time, the little deflated three of the Tiger Hill Sword Sect is not enough to tease my girlfriend, my disciple of the Xishan Sect stepped forward to reason with him, and he actually injured six people, two of whom were seriously injured!" It was the brother of the Shiwei Gang who happened to bump into him and forced him back. If this revenge is not avenged, how can my Xishan faction gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes? ”
"Grass! Let's go back and him right away! Xu Tie, I'll leave it to you and Xu Tong here! Tell Claire that I'm going to go on a long trip. Xu Dong turned back to Xu Tie and said, Xu Tie hugged his fists and agreed.
Xu Dong took off the bishop's robe on his body and took off the holy crown, revealing the immortal robe and the silver dragon crown inside. On his back, he carried the sword box of Zhuxian. Xu Song also took off the Dark Fear armor and restored a white scholar's robe. Zhou Yiqing put on his very coquettish brocade robe, and hung the Cold Moon Sword and the bronze wine jug around his waist.
"Xiaoqing, I've always wanted to ask you. Is this bronze pot of wine in it? Xu Dong couldn't help but ask.
"No, it's syrup." Zhou Yiqing said.
"What? Sugar what? ”
Zhou Yiqing unscrewed the lid of the wine jug, put her fingers in it and dipped it in some slimy stuff and put it in her mouth, smashed it and ate it vigorously, and then stretched her finger to Xu Dong's mouth and said, "It's very sweet syrup, you taste it."
Xu Dong: "Get out!"
"Come on, come on, stay close to me, hold me, don't leave me!"
The three of them hugged each other in a very ashamed posture, and a red light flashed, and they returned to the outside of Wuxi City.
"What's the matter? Go back and gather the disciples first? Zhou Yiqing asked.
"Just a Tiger Hill Sword Sect, give him face? Let's go straight to Suzhou! Xu Dong snorted.
Five miles northwest of Suzhou City, Tiger Hill, formerly known as Haiyong Mountain. Only 36 meters high, according to legend, King Wu and his 3,000 swords were buried under this tiger hill. The most famous of the 3,000 swords of King Wu Lu is probably "Bian Zhu" and "Fish Intestine".
Less than three miles north of the Tiger Hill Sword Pond, there is a mountain villa, which is where the mountain gate of the Tiger Hill Sword Sect is located.
Xu Dong and the three of them came to the gatehouse of the Tiger Hill Sword Sect, Xu Dong didn't say a word, he pointed a little, a sword light shot out, and a gold lacquer plaque engraved with the words "Tiger Hill Sword Sect" on the gatehouse instantly divided into two pieces and smashed to the ground!
"Who dares to be presumptuous in my Tiger Hill Sword Sect! Yes! How dare you destroy my plaque! Who are you? Registered? Two Tiger Hill Sect disciples wearing short yellow robes ran out and shouted angrily.
"Xu Song, the head of the Xishan faction!"
"Zhou Yiqing, the head of the Huishan faction!"
Xu Song and Zhou Yiqing looked at Xu Dong in unison after reporting their names.
Xu Dong smiled and said loudly: "The head of the Taiyi faction, Taiyi Jun!" Let the head of the Tiger Hill Sect come out with his stupid son to die! ”
When the two Tiger Hill disciples heard that there were three masters, they didn't dare to slack off and hurriedly ran in.
"I'm rubbing! Big brother, what the hell are you going to be the head of the Taiyi faction? Zhou Yiqing asked.
"Hehe, it's not me talking nonsense. Brother is the head of the Taiyi faction as a fake. Xu Dong raised the Taiyi Palm Ring in his left hand and said with a smile.
"Why have I never heard of this Taiyi Sect, nor have I ever met a disciple of the Taiyi Sect?" Xu Song wondered.
"Uh, this...... Because there are only two people in the Taiyi faction, I and my master. Xu Dongdao.
"Hahahaha!" Xu Song and Zhou Yiqing laughed back and forth.
"Laugh a fart! This is called not too many soldiers! You know a chicken! Xu Dong said angrily.
At this time, dozens of Tiger Hill disciples walked out of the Tiger Hill Sword Sect, and the leader was in his forties, wearing a yellow robe, a white face and a short beard, and a steel long sword at his waist.
The yellow-robed man's face sank like water, and he glanced at the Tiger Hill Sect's name plaque on the ground that was broken into two pieces, and said in a deep voice: "I am Sun Xi, the head of the Tiger Hill Sword Sect!" I don't know why my Tiger Hill Sword Sect offended you, provoked the three heads to come to the door to ask for the crime, and broke the plaque of my faction? ”
Xu Song said angrily: "Yesterday, your son molested my wife in Wuxi City, and injured six disciples of my faction!" If you don't hand over that little beast today, I will wash your Tiger Hill faction with blood! ”
"Hehe, I'm young, and my tone is not small. At every turn, people are full of blood. I have heard of the names of the two factions in Xishan and Huishan, and they are indeed in the limelight recently. But it's not enough to overshadow the first-class sects in the rivers and lakes. A gray-robed veteran walked out from behind Sun Xi and smiled at Xu Song.
Xu Dong saw that the old Taoist beard was white, but he was full of energy, wearing a gray gossip robe, carrying a pine pattern long sword, and a yellow wooden sign hanging on his belt.
Xu Dong stared at the wooden sign on Lao Dao's waist and said, "Five Thunder Orders? It turned out that there was the Kunlun faction as a backer, no wonder the little Tiger Hill Sword Sect dared to be so arrogant. Even the two factions of Xishan and Huishan are not taken into account. ”
Lao Dao laughed and said, "Poor Dao Kunlun Sect Yuxi." My boy is not like a boy, but young people, it is inevitable to make some mistakes. Fortunately, it's not a big deal, Poor Dao asked him to make a compensatory to you, and this matter will pass! Sun Chengze, don't apologize to the three heads soon! ”
A young man with oily hair and a powdery face immediately walked out of the crowd, it was the kid who was teasing Shao Lili, this guy named Sun Chengze hugged his fists, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Xu Dong.
Xu Dong shook his hand with a smile and said, "Old guy, did Master Dao say that he wanted to give you face?" Are you a piece of? Lao Tzu is talking here, you have nothing to do and jump out to fill the big follicle? ”
"Hahahaha!" Xu Song and Zhou Yiqing laughed straight down.
"Presumptuous!" Yuxi Lao Dao was so angry that his eyes darkened, and he pointed at Xu Dongzhi and trembled.
Xu Dong looked Sun Chengze up and down, and said with a smile: "It seems that he is still a guy with immortal fate, otherwise he will not be favored by the Kunlun faction." Great future, but it's a pity that you messed with the wrong person. After speaking, he grabbed Sun Chengze!
"You dare!" Yuxi Lao Dao burst into applause and slapped Xu Dong with one palm! The palm of the palm was faintly flashing with electric light!
Xu Dong's left hand was still grasping Sun Chengze, and with a flip of his right hand, he slapped at Yuxi lightly, and his palm was also flashing with blue electric light!
Xu Dong and Yuxi struck each other with both palms, like a thunderous explosion on the ground! In the midst of the lightning, Yuxi Lao Daokou spurted blood and flew out upside down and fell to the ground. Xu Dongze's face remained unchanged, and his left paw grabbed Sun Chengze's collarbone, and his fingertips pierced deep into his body! Sun Cheng screamed loudly in pain. And Xu Dong grabbed Sun Chengze's collarbone like this, picked him up, and threw him to Xu Song, who was more than ten meters away!
"Ze'er!" Sun Xi, the head of the Tiger Hill faction, exclaimed in surprise and drew his sword and rushed towards Xu Dong, his body had just moved, and the cold moon sword on Zhou Yiqing's waist had been unsheathed and turned into a sword light cover towards Sun Xi! Zhou Yiqing stabbed out dozens of swords in an instant, and the sword momentum like a torrential rain made Sun Xi embarrassed, and for a while, he only had the ability to parry.
"Haha! Got you damned! Xu Song caught Sun Chengze, who Xu Dong threw over, and directly punched and kicked, and in Sun Chengze's inhuman screams, he could even clearly hear the crisp sound of fractures.
Yuxi Lao Dao reluctantly stood up, spit out another mouthful of blood, and said miserably: "It's actually the realm of Daojun!" Who are you? Why did you make my Kunlun faction's palm thunder? ”
Xu Dong said disdainfully: "The palm thunder of the Kunlun faction? The low-level spell of palm thunder is probably not a few Daomen. It's all the fuss, I'm too a sect to get to the sky! In addition to the Five Thunder Rectification Method, what other Dao methods do you have in your Kunlun Sect? ”
Yuxi spit out two mouthfuls of blood and said: "The skills are not as good as people, there is nothing to say!" Another day, Kunlun will come to Taiyi to ask for advice! ”
"It's good to go, don't send it." Xu Dong tilted his head and didn't even look at Yuxi.
Yuxi Lao Dao turned around angrily and staggered away.