Chapter 175: I'm Hai Dafu, I'm also a real man!
Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, there have been regulations that eunuchs who have been purified are not allowed to participate in court politics.
This is an irreversible iron law!
Hai Dafu has been in the palace for many years, and he has also met many ministers in the court.
However, eunuchs are eunuchs after all, and no matter how high their status is, they can only manage the internal affairs of the harem.
But the current emperor is threatening that if Hai Dafu is no longer a eunuch, is he qualified to become the lord of the censorship mansion?
There is no doubt that with Hai Dafu's qualifications, if he is not a eunuch, of course he can come to be the master of this mansion, and there will not be too many objections.
The key is that this is possible?
How can eunuchs regain their majesty!
Anyway, none of the ministers present believed it.
Soon.
Father-in-law Hai was summoned to the temple.
I saw that Father-in-law Hai was as usual, holding a handkerchief, coughing while entering, like a seriously ill person.
Especially on the pale face of Grandpa Hai, there is still a fake mustache, but there is no masculinity at all.
"The little sea is rich, see the emperor SH father-in-law kowtow and worship.
Lin Chuan nodded, and in front of everyone's eyes, he asked, "Father-in-law Hai, I ask you, why do you have a fake mustache?" ”
Father-in-law Hai touched his beard and replied with embarrassment: "This mustache is the last dignity of my Hai Dafu as a man, I don't know if the emperor specially summoned him to the palace, is there anything to do small?" ”
Lin Chuan stood up and said with a long smile: "I want to set up a review office, responsible for reviewing the officials of all parties, it is the highest level of review since the opening of the Qing Dynasty, and a large number of people will be arranged to enter it, I want you to be the master of this mansion and mobilize the overall situation." ”
When Gonggong Hai heard this, he was shocked.
"By all means, please think twice about it, the little one is just a eunuch, where is he qualified to be the lord of this mansion, the emperor might as well choose someone else and find a suitable one to do, so as not to lose face to the court, and it is not good to say it..."
Suddenly.
The military department Shangshu stood up and persuaded: "Your Majesty, I think it is better to follow what Gonggong Hai said, and select talents separately, but it is a big deal to conduct a big examination and select talents from all over the country." ”
"Although your method is feasible, but the people selected are not qualified enough after all, and they may not be as experienced and thoughtful as Grandpa Hai, and they do not have enough strength themselves, and they have to waste manpower and financial resources and a lot of time to screen. Lin Chuan said categorically.
"Forget it..."Gonggong Hai was flattered, but unfortunately since the opening of the Qing Dynasty, the rules have been established until now, and he has been loyal to his duties all his life, and he does not dare to violate the rules set by the emperors at the risk of great disrespect.
To put it nicely, it's my father-in-law.
To put it mildly, he's a minion!
"What's the matter, Hai Dafu, don't be so unconfident, what are you afraid of with my full support, besides, I haven't finished speaking, I can remove you as a father-in-law, so that you don't have to stay in the harem to live in the future, and you can even have your own home outside, marry a wife and have children!" Lin Chuan shouted.
"Your Majesty, are you sure you're not joking?" Sony couldn't help but interject.
"Yes, Your Majesty, you're kidding me." Father-in-law Hai is full of shame, he is a eunuch, even if he marries a wife, he can't have children, although he also wants to, but the reality is impossible.
Have you ever seen someone whose arm has been cut off, and has anyone been able to grow it back?
"Why don't you believe in me one by one, you people are really enough to eat the ancients, can you make your brain a little bigger, isn't it just to be a man again, I am the true dragon emperor, the ninety-five supreme, even an army of 100,000 can easily deal with it, you have all seen it in the sky, what else can't I do?" Lin Chuan suddenly felt a little angry.
The brains of the ancients were always not civilized enough, and sometimes they were particularly rigid.
"Brain holes? If the brain has a hole, and it is a little bigger, won't the brain flow out and die? Doron looked surprised.
Lin Chuan wanted to beat someone when he heard it!
In desperation, Lin Chuan only had the idea communication system and bought ten bottles of instant healing potion in an instant.
A black hole appeared, teleporting the potion to Lin Chuan's hand.
"The performance value is 13.9 million remaining." System prompts.
A large group of people watched the black hole teleport and disappear, all of them unable to comprehend, let alone know what it was.
Lin Chuan didn't bother to explain too much, and threw one of the bottles of instant healing potion to Gonggong Hai far away.
"This potion has healing powers, even if it is a broken hand or foot, it can grow again after taking it, and get a new limb, this bottle will be rewarded to you, take it quickly."
As soon as the potion came out, the eyes of the big guys widened.
It was just a bottle, a thumb-sized potion, and it didn't seem to be anything different.
Don't say that everyone doesn't believe it, even Grandpa Hai himself doesn't believe it.
That's a bit of a fantasy!
However, the emperor's order was in front of him, and Gonggong Hai had to obey, so he had to take the potion with suspicion.
The moment it first entered my throat, there was a slight warmth, but it didn't seem to have changed.
Gonggong Hai shook his head, got up and shook his hands, and said, "Your Majesty, the little one..."
Before he finished speaking, a sudden change occurred.
Gonggong Hai suddenly felt that his throat was comfortable, and his internal organs were surprisingly fresh, and he didn't cough anymore!
Immediately afterwards, an even more surprising change made Hai Gonggong bow his head suddenly.
It's like a seed sprouting again and growing again at a breakneck pace!
Grandpa Hai stood in place, his legs trembled, and his sluggishness gradually turned into shock!
Even after feeling it exactly, Hai Gonggong's eyes were red!
Since childhood, I entered the palace and lost my roots as a man, but now all this is back!
"This..."Grandpa Hai was pleasantly surprised, slowly tore off the fake beard, and almost cried with joy.
The military department Shangshu frowned, but he couldn't see the changes in Grandpa Hai's clothes, and asked, "Grandpa Hai, what's wrong with you?" ”
"This potion should be ineffective, after all, this kind of thing is impossible." Doron shook his head.
But I saw Gonggong Hai kneeling on the ground again, looking like he was bowing and worshiping, and said with gratitude: "The emperor is omnipotent, the little sea is rich, thank you Lord Longen!" ”
"Now are you willing to be the master of this mansion for me?" Lin Chuan smiled with relief from the bottom of his heart.
"Yes, 10,000 willing, the emperor will do whatever I want, no two words, the emperor, you are my reborn parents!" Hai Gonggong's head is like pounding garlic.
The people around were stunned, and they couldn't see what was going on at all.
"Ahem, cough, what, Your Majesty, you and Gonggong Hai are acting, you don't have to act like this." Sony coughed a few times, a little embarrassed to debunk, but had to debunk it.
"There is no acting, General Sony, you misunderstood, my Hai Dafu is a real man now, and all the people present are big men, there is nothing to be ashamed of, I don't believe you!" Hai Dafu said, and unbuttoned his belt...
At this moment, everyone's pupils constricted, and they stared...
What followed was an uproar in the hall!
"How so? Oh my god. Sonny's eyes bulged out and his mind went blank.
The head of the military department was stiff all over, and it felt like a dream.
The corners of Dorung's mouth twitched, first looking at each other, and then comparing himself, he couldn't help but be envious, jealous and hateful.