Many people surrounded the village owner and the man with a black face who was short of the village owner, and they all retreated around him, because the village owner suddenly slapped someone. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The village lord said: "A plate of food and a glass of wine? ”

The man with a black face who was short of the village lord said, "Yes, the village master." He said, "Village master, you have a lot of adults, just drink it." I'm really afraid that the evening dark will pass by here, and you will start from behind. ”

The village owner said: "I will do it behind my back, I don't have to do it myself, I will find a housekeeper to do you behind your back." ”

The black-faced man who was short of the village lord was frightened when he heard this, and said, "Village master, don't look for a housekeeper, we have something to say." ”

The village lord said: "This matter, it's easy to say it, it's easy to say, you can watch it." ”

The black-faced man who was short of the village lord lowered his head and thought, and said, "Village master, don't tell the housekeeper first, let me think about it." ”

The village lord said: "Hurry up and think about it, I still have something to do." ”

This man said: "Village master, wait a minute, I'll think about it right away." ”

After speaking, the man lowered his head and pondered, and finally gritted a tooth and said, "Village master, do you think this will work." Three dishes, one and a half glasses of wine per person. ”

"Three dishes?" The village lord listened and inhaled in thought. Finally, he said: "Okay, you are an ordinary person, you don't have much money, so that's all." If you are a shopkeeper, I will eat at least five or six plates of you and three or five glasses of wine. ”

When this man heard this, he immediately became happy and said, "Village master, you are really a good person." There aren't many good people like you. ”

The village lord raised his hand towards him and said, "Okay, don't praise me." In the future, when you look at who shakes your head on the road, don't interrupt people. ”

The man bowed down and said, "Hey, it's the owner of the village, I'll walk on the road in the future, see who shakes his head, and never disturb others." ”

The village lord snorted and said, "Not bad. Remember, don't disturb people. Not only do you not disturb others by shaking their heads, but even if others stand still, you don't ask people to go. You should do whatever you want, and don't disturb people. ”

The man lowered his head and smiled: "Yes, village master, from now on, I will definitely remember today's lesson and not disturb others at will." ”

The village lord snorted and said, "Okay, you should go to Shiganshi." I still have something to do, remember it in two days, and go to the village to find me for a drink. Don't take more than five days. After five days, I'll let the butler you behind your back. ”

When this man heard this, he was scared, nodded and said, "Don't worry, village master, within five days, I will definitely go to the village office to find you, and I will never look for you on the sixth day." ”

The village lord snorted and replied, "Good land." ”

The man hugged his fist and said, "The village master takes his leave." ”

The village master smiled and hugged his fist and said, "Go ahead." ”

The man with a black face who was short of the village lord resigned from the village lord and turned around.

Seeing that the man with a black face was shorter than him, the village lord was more satisfied, and looked at the man's back that was gradually moving away, and gritted his teeth.

The man left, and the village owner remembered Lao De, and made two poems by himself, and he had to go and compare with Lao Debi. That old man can only speak half of Mencius, and he may not be able to write poetry. Thinking of this, the village lord bared his teeth and laughed secretly.

However, it was said that Wang's fourth daughter-in-law resigned from the village head and went straight to the village yahu department. Out of the village street, the west street of the village is full of people. Wang Lao's fourth daughter-in-law glanced at it, and then went to look at the village yahu department.

She walked to the west, looked at the plaque of the first house at the corner to the west, and after walking seven or eight steps, she saw the four characters on the first plaque, 'Village Yahu Department'. She had been here when she was married to the fourth child of his family. Unexpectedly, this time it was for my son to register his death.

The child died, how could Wang's fourth daughter-in-law feel better, she shouted tears and walked to the door of the village yahu department. There were two gatekeepers in front of the door. One of them stretched out his hand and stopped, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law stopped and said, "My son is dead, and I will register my son's death." ”

The speaker listened, "Your son is dead, oh, what a misfortune." The most unfortunate thing in this world is that a white-haired person sends a black-haired person. Let's go inside. As he spoke, he gave way and held out a hand inward.

The doors and windows of the village government were all open, and the fourth daughter-in-law of Wang Lao did not say much, nodded to the two gatekeepers, and walked towards the door.

There are two people in the government department of this village, one is in charge of household registration and the other is in charge of marriage. The person in charge of the household registration is facing the door, and the person in charge of marriage is on the right side of the household registration. Wang's fourth daughter-in-law walked in and said, "My son is dead, will I register my son?" ”

The person in charge of household registration, holding an enlarged mirror in his hand, put his left hand on his left ear, and asked loudly, "What are you talking about?" ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law stepped forward and said, "My son is dead, I will make a record for my son." ”

The person in charge of the household registration still put his left hand on his left ear: "What do you say? ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law walked to the counter and said loudly: "My son is dead, I will register my son." ”

The person in charge of the household registration still put his left hand on his left ear: "What do you say? ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law said loudly: "My son is dead, I will make a record for my son!" ”

The person in charge of the household registration still put his left hand on his left ear: "What do you say? ”

Wang Lao's fourth daughter-in-law said in her heart, why are this person's ears so bad? "My son is dead!" cried out. I'll give me a record! ”

The person in charge of the household registration still put his left hand on his left ear: "What do you say? ”

Seeing that this person hadn't heard clearly, Wang's fourth daughter-in-law was anxious, holding the counter with both hands and sticking her head out to the person in charge of household registration and shouting: "My son! He's dead! I'll give! My son! Take a note!! ”

Seeing that Wang's fourth daughter-in-law was anxious, the person in charge of household registration put down the magnifying glass and smiled, stretched out his head and bared his yellow teeth and said, "How old is your son this year?" ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law stared at him and said for a moment, "Were you deaf just now?" ”

The man in charge of marriage over there said, "He's not deaf, you have to make a louder noise in his ear." ”

Wang Lao's fourth daughter-in-law listened and said, "Then it's too hard for me to talk to him?" ”

The housekeeper over there said, "It's okay, just get used to it." ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law forgot who was in charge of the household registration, and asked the ear over there and said, "Who is in charge of the household registration?" ”

The ear over there said, "He is." ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law looked at the person in charge of household registration, luckily, opened her eyes and shouted at the top of her voice: "My son's name is Wang Xiaosan!" Fell into a well and drowned! I'll give him a note! ”

The person in charge of the household registration nodded and said, "Ah, I heard it, your son's name is Wang Xiaosan, he fell into the well and died, do you register him?" ”

"Yes!" Wang's fourth daughter-in-law replied with a snarled voice.

The person in charge of the household registration bared his yellow teeth and asked, "Did you give birth to this dead child with his father?" ”

"Yes!" Wang's fourth daughter-in-law replied with a snarled voice.

Wang Laosi's daughter-in-law's hands were put on the counter again, and the person in charge of household registration slowly reached out to put one of Wang Laosi's ** and smiled: "Serious girls are just good-looking." ”

Wang's fourth daughter-in-law was stunned for a moment, immediately withdrew her hand, stepped back and said, "What are you doing?" ”

The person in charge of the household registration immediately said seriously: "Don't get me wrong, my eyes are not very good, I didn't look at your hand there." As he spoke, he picked up the enlarged mirror and showed it to Wang's fourth daughter-in-law.