"Brother, borrow an ID card to go to the network, and I'll teach you to hit the single!"

After Mu Xiaoxian finished speaking, the face of the handsome young man instantly became wonderful, as if he was smiling? Or maybe he is suppressing his own laughter, after all, it is not a good thing to laugh at others, and the boy is a very well-cultivated teenager.

"Hahahaha!" However, after the boy endured it for three seconds, he couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.

Ahem, the boy is professionally trained, no matter how funny things are, he will never laugh. Unless you can't help it!

And now the situation is that I can't help it.

Think about it, one day you just came out of the Internet café, and then a super cute girl ran in front of you, saying that she wanted to borrow your ID card to go online, and then said that she would teach you to hit the single, so what would you think? (Said that those who took the opportunity to abduct and cheat were all dead fat houses)

Ordinary people must be thinking about borrowing first and then leaving a contact information on the plane or something, as for what the sister said to teach you to hit the single? It must have been laughed off, because girls are very pitiful.

But could a boy be an ordinary person?

So, the teenager's first reaction was to laugh.

"What are you laughing at? What's so funny. Mu Xiaoxian looked at the handsome young man who didn't show any mercy to herself, and said angrily.

That's right, I'm small, but that's just my small body, in fact, my real age can be your father! Mu Xiaoxian thought dissatisfied.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The young man knew that he was rude, so he hurriedly held back a smile and admonished Mu Xiaoxian: "Little girl, you are still young, this is not a place for you to come, go home obediently." ”

As he spoke, the young man also touched Mu Xiaoxian's little head melon seeds quite kindly, with a smile on his face, as if you want to listen to your father.

"Whoever is small, I am not small! Also, don't touch my head, or I'll be rude! Mu Xiaoxian reached out and knocked the paw of the young man who touched his head and melon seeds in protest.

Mu Xiaoxian is very dissatisfied now, you must know that she is in her thirties in her two lives, but now she is being said to be small by a young man who looks like she has just turned eighteen, well, no one will be happy with this. Well, in fact, it is really small, whether it is Mu Xiaoxian's physical age or Mu Xiaoxian's development

And this person also took the opportunity to take advantage of his head, damn it!

Mu Xiaoxian lowered his head and stroked his hair that was messed up by the teenager, but it was not messy, it was just Mu Xiaoxian's psychological factor.

Then, something interesting happened!

"Xiyan, it's time for us to go...... Wait, what are you doing? Hooking up with other people's little girls? When Mu Xiaoxian was tidying up her hair, a voice full of anger came from beside her, this voice was very good, Mu Xiaoxian even thought it was a singer.

Then Mu Xiaoxian looked towards the source of the sound, and then found that there was a girl with long blue hair there, with a good figure and normal development. The big blue eyes are like gems, and the white skin is like a girl who has stepped out of the second dimension.

At this time, the girl was looking at herself and the teenager angrily, and she was extremely angry, as if she had seen her boyfriend cheating.

However, the girl's anger was not directed at Mu Xiaoxian, but at the young man.

"Shiori?" But Mu Xiaoxian didn't pay attention to these, but looked at the girl who appeared at this time with wide eyes in shock.

With long blue hair, blue eyes, and a neutral and beautiful face, this is exactly the same as the women's image of the male protagonist Gokawa Shiori in the anime "Dating Wars".

At that moment, Mu Xiaoxian even felt that he had crossed over and came to the second dimension.

Because, how can people with blue hair and blue eyes exist in reality. But the facts are in front of Mu Xiaoxian, and the girl in front of her is indeed like this.

Hearing Mu Xiaoxian call her name, the girl was also a little surprised, because she could be sure that she had never seen Mu Xiaoxian. Such a beautiful little Lori,The girl knows,If she has seen it,,Will definitely remember it.。

And now, most of the girl's attention is still on the teenager's body, and she is just amazed by Mu Xiaoxian Girl.

"Daughter-in-law, you misunderstood, I ......" Hearing this voice, the young man's expression instantly changed to a bitter melon face, and then he wanted to explain something with an aggrieved face.

But before the boy finished speaking, the girl's angry expression just now became shy, covered her red little face, and said hesitantly.

"Daughter-in-law, whose daughter-in-law do you call? Did I promise to marry you? Even if you say yes, how can you be out there...... Say...... Say what? You...... You ...... Bastards, scoundrels stinky rascals! ”

The girl's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally it was like a mosquito bite, and even the scolding was like a coquette.

Then, Mu Xiaoxian found that the corner of the young man's eyes flashed with a glimmer of successful tricks.

It seems that the boy has used the same method many times, and each time it has been very smooth.

For young girls, teenagers can be said to be the most understanding. They grew up together since childhood, and it can be said that they are childhood sweethearts and they have no guesses, what preferences and weaknesses they have for girls, and all the teenagers know.

The girl is undoubtedly perfect, and in the eyes of the boy she has no shortcomings or weaknesses, but there is only one exception, and that is herself.

As long as she talks sweetly, the girl's IQ is instantly reduced to 0, and then she is left to her own devices.

"Really, daughter-in-law, you know what kind of person I am, right? How can you do something that is sorry for you? It's just that this little sister wants to come online, but she is too young, and I am trying to persuade her not to go astray. ”

The boy came to the girl's side and explained.

As for whether the girl heard it or not, I don't know, because the girl has always covered her face, and from time to time she will open her fingers to show her big bright blue eyes, but they will soon close them again.

I don't know why, Mu Xiaoxian, who was standing on the side, felt that he was about to be crushed to death by the full dog food now.

Not only that, but the mouth is stuffed with a large mouthful of dog food.

what fuck？？？

What's going on!!

The boy's explanation was not long, perhaps it should be said that the girl believed the boy's words very much, so soon, the girl understood what was going on.

Then, the girl came to Mu Xiaoxian's side, stretched out her hand and said, "Hello little sister, sister, my name is Shiori, this is my boyfriend Xiyan......"

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PS (at the request of people, add a PS OK ~_~): Continue to salt, resume the update the day after tomorrow at the latest!