Chapter 65: What is Art?

Fei Fei: "Understand, I'll check him out when I go back next time." ”

"But looking at their intimacy just now, they must be some kind of relative. As far as I know, Director Pei has a younger sister who seems to be in this city. Could it be said that "

Blue Cat: "Oh, so it's my future uncle who called us today, right?" ”

Fei Fei: "That's right, it should be like this, it seems that we will have a good relationship with him in the future." ”

The red cat reproached: "Make a good relationship!" You know how to have a good relationship. What was your attitude when you investigated just now? Yes? As a servant of the people, won't your conscience hurt? ”

Blue Rabbit: "Big Brother Cat is angry, I didn't know his origin at that time." Eh, by the way, he said it himself just now, he and our leader are relatives, who let you"

Red Cat: "What am I?" ”

Blue Rabbit: "You, who made you such an upright person, will not favor him because of who has a background, I have always admired your heroic nature that is not afraid of power, the country needs an upright talent like you." ”

Blue Cat: "Well, that's right, that's what I am. But then I have to think of a way to improve my impression of this uncle. Otherwise, if he goes to Director Pei to chew his tongue, it will be very bad for me. ”

Fei Fei: "Doesn't he value those pieces of paper to wipe his ass, so we'll find a way to help him get those pieces back as soon as possible." ”

Blue Cat: "Hmph, those little thugs had better not know the goods, don't really wipe their butts with those pieces of paper, otherwise I won't let go of their butts." ”

Fei Fei tightened up when she heard this, and drove the car more carefully, while also preventing the cat brother's temperament.

In Shell Street, Bikini Park, Lingbo City, there is an entertainment venue called Octopus Club, which is the base camp of Brother Zhang Yu.

In a private room on the top floor, there was a man sitting in an eight-legged chair, his head empty, his nose looking like a tumor, his cheeks thin and malnourished, and his mouth wider than his face...... It's unrecognizable anyway.

If it weren't for the big mouth and nose, his face would have looked like a skull, big on top and small on the bottom. I didn't know how to see him, and I thought that his face and chin had been shaved off.

Brother Zhang Yu used to have hair, and when he was young, he was a junior brother under Boss Xie. Young people like to keep up with the trend, so they became a nobleman who killed Matt, Yu

It's often that my hair is pulled and permed, and permed and pulled.

Eventually, the chemicals broke the hair follicles, so they became bald. But he is a very narcissistic person, he thinks it is disgusting to go for a hair transplant, and he always hopes that his hair can grow naturally.

He is snobbish, irritable, jealous, and considers himself a genius, an artistic cell, who likes to play the saxophone, draw abstract paintings, and dance awkwardly.

At this time, Brother Zhang Yu was smoking an 82-year-old cigar, and in front of him were the gangsters who had escaped, and the gangsters had brought back two things.

Brother Haima, who took the lead among these gangsters, said: "Brother Zhang Yu, the situation was very dangerous at that time, we only got this famous painting and this box back. ”

Brother Zhang Yu opened and inspected the two items and asked, "What did you steal, a few pieces of blank paper, and a pair of grass and mud horses?" ”

"What bullshit, you dare to say it's a famous painting, my son's paintings are better than this, you guys are entertaining me."

Seahorse: "Brother Zhang Yu, don't underestimate this painting, this horse painting is lifelike and vivid, and the unruly and untamed of the horse jumps on the paper." Especially the ones that look silly and cute, it's so likable. ”

"This horse is very relatable, and it is simple and cruelty-free. Being able to paint my kind so outstandingly, I knew at a glance that this painter was extraordinary, and he was definitely a master. ”

Brother Zhang Yu: "you Made, I don't care what kind of horse he is." This kind of Fauvist painting, you like to keep it for yourself, I like abstraction. Only the works of Master Bi Trembling can enter my eyes. ”

Seahorse thought that he had known that he had just picked up that miserable painting, but what was so beautiful about that kind of thing that it made people want to vomit when they looked at it.

He explained: "No, Fauvist paintings are nowhere near as cute. Fauvism refers to those types that are painted more explicitly, without clothes like primitive people. In real life, this kind of person is an exhibitionist and is going to be arrested. ”

"Don't underestimate the world's artists just because you like Master Bi Duo. Even though the world is so big, there is always a limit to science, and art is endless. ”

Brother Zhang Yu: "Yo, you still commented on me, you know the art of a fart." You, the seahorse, saw this grass and mud horse, so you think it's a good painting. Something else, why didn't I see you have such a high evaluation? ”

The seahorse was speechless for a while, this guy was right, he really liked horses.

Brother Zhang Yu: "Don't you have anything to say, don't you know art very well?" Then I'll show you what art is. ”

Then he picked up his saxophone and blew the classic song 'Nervousness', and the whole box fell to the ground.

This sound wave, like the sound of life-seeking Sanskrit, constantly reverberates in the room, making people feel as if they are in another dimension.

As the music played, his nimble body swayed to the music, like an octopus dancing.

He was playing the saxophone to kill everyone, and everyone in the room was holding their heads and swaying on the floor.

At this time, everyone is like swimming in the sea, like a seaweed seaweed, swaying with the waves. Like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, and dancing in the waves.

For the people on the ground, this was simply a double destruction of hearing and sight, and soon some people could not hold on.

Brother Zhang Yu blew and smelled a disgusting smell, what's the situation? At the scene, some people actually vomited, and some people listened to urine incontinence.

Seeing that everyone was so intoxicated, he originally wanted to come to the first 'Fahai, you don't understand love', but everyone at the scene seemed to have fainted.

Seeing this situation, he was a little unhappy, why do some people always like to spoil everyone's interest, and the mess on the scene is gone, and his interest in performing is gone.

So after singing the song, the performance ended: "Good times are always short-lived, although everyone enjoys it very much, but there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, let's go." ”

Everyone was grateful to Dade as if they had been pardoned, and they staggered out of this hellish space, and each went back to his own house to find his own mother.

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