Chapter 47: Nits
Eating ice cream, Wolf Howling came to the backyard.
In fact, the so-called backyard is a small open space a little further away from the back kitchen, directly below the fire staircase passage.
Wolf Xiaotian casually found a sunny corner, squatted against the wall, pretending to be serious and engrossed in eating ice cream, but looked at this small courtyard with the rest of his eyes.
I saw that this small courtyard was only about 50 square meters in size, and there were a lot of various items piled up in the corners around it.
In the corner next to the fire escape was a pile of rubber tires, and three people of all shapes were talking around a small table with thick cardboard stacked on top of the tires.
A skinny man dressed in camouflage and holding a high-fidelity toy gun in his hand. A tall man in a suit and a dog-like cowherd.
Jingle Bell ......
A series of phone ringtones came, and the three people in the conversation stopped talking and each took out a mobile phone that matched their own characteristics. Eventually, the tall one answered the phone, and the rest put away their phones.
"Ahh Alice! Good! The same old way!" Zhuang Gao replied to the phone in a loud voice, and then turned around and shouted to the back kitchen: "Boss Ming!" A bowl of green onion ramen! No barbecued pork, eggs and noodles!"
"Alice, are you in a bad mood?" The military taku asked.
"Very bad!" Tall and heavy-faced.
"I heard that there was a part-time worker at the ramen restaurant! Why don't you let Boss Ming tell him to go! "The man in the suit came up with a great idea.
"Really! Then I'll tell Boss Ming to go!"
……
"Cut! Useless guy!" Boss Ming, who came out with his face, was quite unaccustomed to the three of them. However, she still turned to Wolf Xiaotian, who was basking in the sun after eating ice cream, and said, "Wolf Xiaotian, the first task of your official work!" Send this bowl of noodles to 308 on the third floor and take the bowl down again! Go up from this fire escape!"
Wolf Xiaotian didn't bother with problems such as not yet working hours, and took the bowl of ramen that was only left from and went upstairs.
Go down the stairs to the third floor, and directly across the stairwell is Room 308, where Wolf Howling is going. Standing in front of the door, he raised his hand and was about to knock on the door, and a lovely voice sounded in the door.
"Come in! The door is not closed!"
When you push the door in, the first thing you feel is the cold air conditioner. I'm afraid this person is a super heat-sensitive person! It's late autumn now, and although the power of the autumn tiger is still strong, there is still a hint of coolness in the air.
It's a big room, and the walls are covered with monitors of all sizes. On the wall facing the door is a large display, and below the display is a large bed, a full pile of ragdolls, and a super realistic and super beautiful doll.
Now, the doll is looking at the wolf howling sky with super ferocious eyes.
"Ugh! Hello! Where is this bowl of ramen placed? Is it delivered to you? "It wasn't a doll, it was a super delicate and cute petite girl.
"Do you think that the length of my hand can take the bowl in your hand directly from me?" The girl tapped the table on the bed in front of her with some mockery.
“……”
Placing the green onion ramen in front of the girl, Wolf Howling looked at the strange room.
There was a crunch sound, and the girl used her very little strength to win the battle with the disposable chopsticks. It's just that the chopsticks are a little unsatisfactory, and the girl raised the chopsticks that were broken into strange shapes in her hand, and her eyes were quickly filled with tears and wanted to cry.
Wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes with the corner of her clothes, the girl squinted at the wolf howling. "You're a bad taste! Is it that fun to watch other people eat? ”
"Ahh I'm sorry, Boss Ming asked me to take the bowl back. If you mind, I can wait outside the house!" This is another super troublesome character!
"No, you don't! It's okay to use it as a decoration in the house for the time being, and if you're too busy, you can help me get a jar of Dr·pe from the fridge!" The girl had no intention of getting off the big bed at all, and when she heard that the wolf was about to go out, she hurriedly stopped him and asked him to get a drink.
The refrigerator is next to the aisle near the door, and when you open the refrigerator door, you will see rows of Dr·pe of the same style neatly filled.
To be honest, when looking at the drinks in this refrigerator, Wolf Xiaotian had the excitement of meeting a confidant. He loves the drink too!
"Do you like Dr. pe very much? My favorite is the original!"
"Kukukuku! Turns out you're a Dr.pe, too! I'm invincible!" The girl suddenly stood up, and the long leg-length hair behind her fluttered out, which was beautiful!
"Yes! Oh, yes! Sooner or later, I will let those who don't know how good I teach to appreciate the beauty of Dr.pe! "Hahaha......
"Since we are both believers, I won't be polite to you!" Hey, you don't think you're welcome at first!
"Fellow believers are naturally brothers and sisters, what is there to be polite." Wolf Xiaotian naturally handed the girl the opened drink, and then asked curiously. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm Detective NEET!"
"NEET Detective?"
"Hmm!" The girl nodded heavily and explained. "If you are an ordinary detective, you just rely on inquiry, squatting, and searching around to get information and find the target!"
"And if you are a NEET detective, you can search the world to find out the truth without leaving your home!" The girl said proudly but sadly. "A true detective is a job that the worldly people cannot understand, and its essence is the spokesperson of the dead. Dig up the lost words from the depths of the grave, hurt the living for the sake of the honor of the dead, and harm the dead for the sake of comforting the living. ”
"Do you have anything to say? It's okay to ask questions, my profession is used to being asked. The girl gathered her emotions and looked at the wolf howling.
"Ahh You're amazing! And is it enough for you to just eat such a little bit? Watching the girl finish eating the green onions dipped in the noodle soup one by one, Wolf Xiaotian finally couldn't help it.
"Huh? What is the problem? ”
"Isn't diet a very important thing? If you don't have enough energy, how can you do anything else? "Wolf Howling is cleaning up the dishes." Look how thin you've become! If you don't eat more, be careful how big it won't grow! ”
The girl listened carefully at first, and then saw the wolf howling in the sky's eyes looking up and down, and couldn't help but reprimand angrily: "Perverted! Pervert! Lolicon!"
Sure enough, netizens are not reliable, and the person who recommended this one turned out to be a pervert!
"Ugh! Am I such a bad person? I didn't say anything strange! Wolf Xiaotian, who was expelled from the room by the girl, was quite a little crying.
No matter what others say, the life that should go on is still the same as always.
The wolf who went downstairs roared and officially put into work.