Lao De wanted to scare away Conde, but he was just talking nonsense. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Kong De squatted there frightened, and looked around in fear, to see if anyone was staring at him.

Seeing that Kong De was afraid, Lao De smiled sullenly and said, "Let's go, leave Ping'an Village, you are the safest." ”

Kong De slowly got up, pondered, and left Ping'an Village.

When the village owner and the old man saw that Kong De wanted to leave, the village owner first said: "You haven't replied to our words, only to Lao De's words." It's okay to go, reply first and then leave. ”

The old man then said to the village owner, "Yes, is there a more chaotic village than Ping'an Village?" ”

Comte bowed his waist, not standing up straight, and said, "I'm worried that those robbers are targeting me, and if they are targeting me, will I be tied up by them when I leave the village?" ”

The village lord said, "I don't know about this, you can talk me back first." ”

The old man said, "Let's go back first." ”

Lao De was secretly happy, and said: "It's okay if you don't reply, go quickly, safety first." ”

"Oops!" At this time, the village master and the old man sighed one after another, and the two of them said one after another: "Let's go back to the ground first." ”

Somehow he couldn't straighten his back, he felt that there were people around him now, safe, and the village owner, and there were still people coming and going on the street. He stumbled and said, "I won't reply yet, don't go." After speaking, he looked at the village lord and wanted to cry: "Village master, I don't dare to leave the village, and I don't dare to go back to the inn." Village Lord, let me go to the village office. Just chop wood and make a fire. ”

When the village lord heard this, he said, "There are people in the village who chop wood and burn fire." Besides, can you endure that suffering? ”

Kong De bent down and said: "What is more important than life, in order to save my life, I will eat that little bitterness." ”

Lao De listened, and after thinking about it, he said: "Village master, you can't let this person stay in Ping'an Village, stay in Ping'an Village, Ping'an Village, it's useless." ”

Kong De said: "If I stay in Ping'an Village, how can it be useless?" At this time, Kong De bent down to stare at Lao De and asked, "Lao De, what do you mean?" ”

Lao De was stared at and took a step back and said, "It's not interesting, I'm here, hehe." ”

Comte asked, "Old De, what kind of expression do you have?" ”

Lao De opened his mouth, smiled a few times, and replied: "There is no expression, you can stay if you want." ”

Comte bent down and said, "Of course I want to stay, but I can't get out, and there will be no one left in the village." Nobody, what should I do? ”

The old man said: "This Ping'an Village is the most special place, what are you going to do here?" How far to roll, how far, I tell you. ”

Comte looked at the old man and said, "Do you think I don't want to go?" I'm afraid to go out. ”

The old man looked at the village lord's feet and said, "Let the village master send you to another village." ”

When the village lord heard this, his eyes immediately opened, and he said, "My feet have been sore for the past two days, that, old man, why don't you send him out?" ”

"What! I'm sending him out? The old man glared at the village lord.

The village owner said: "You send him, you are the land of our village, and when others ask, you can say that you can send your son out of the village, or send your grandson." Go to another village, or town, and go to school. ”

The old man said: "You let Lao De send him to school, Lao De is also in our village, and he is quite famous." When others asked about them, Lao De said that he would send his brother or nephew to school and go to another village or town. ”

Lao De pondered in his heart that the robbery was designed and made up by himself, and he was a cautious person, so he asked him to give it away, but he didn't want to send it, so he squeezed his eyebrows there.

After speaking, the old man looked at Lao De: "How Lao De, can you send him to another village, or go farther away and send him to the town?" ”

Lao De pointed at the old man and said, "Why did I send him?" ”

The old man pondered for a moment and said, "Don't you both have a German character, like relatives." I have nothing to do with his name, which is easy to arouse the suspicion of robbery in Ping'an Village. ”

The village lord pondered for a moment and said to Lao De: "Lao De, I think, you can send him to another village or town." ”

Lao De said, "No, I still have to teach the children, the Analects of Mencius." Not available. ”

When the old man and the village owner heard this, they looked at Lao De, looked up and down, and thought, you don't have time to teach students, what are you doing now? The village chief asked, "Why aren't you teaching students now?" ”

Lao De listened and pondered, how did he come out? Thinking about it, I didn't know that I came out when I saw the village owner, and Kong De. But when he saw the village owner and Kong De come out for something, he forgot about it.

Seeing that Lao De didn't squeak, the village owner asked, "Why doesn't Lao De speak?" ”

Lao De had no clue and said, "I have forgotten how I came out, but I only remember that you and Conde were in my courtyard." ”

The village lord took a breath, bent back and pondered, remembering why he had gone to Lao De's house; I came to Lao De's house because I made two poems, and I wanted to compare them with Lao Debi. I calculated that Lao De couldn't write poetry, and he could say that he would win. Unexpectedly, after seeing Lao De for so long, he didn't even say half a sentence about poetry.

The village owner took a look at Lao De, Kong De, and the old man, and the matter of the three of them has not been resolved until now. It doesn't matter to him, his own business can't be delayed.

The village lord pursed his lips and said, "You three hurry up and settle your own affairs, I still have some things with Lao De." ”

When the three of them heard this, they looked at the village lord, and the old man said first: "Village master, how can I solve such a big matter in my family, this must be done by the village government, otherwise, who can catch the thief who harms people?" ”

Lao De asked: "What else does the village master have to do with me, is it my old man who slaps me twice?" ”

Kong De said: "Village master, let me stay in the village office, I can not only do some work, but also give a lecture to the village owner about virtue, which is powerful in governing Ping'an Village." ”

The village owner said: "Lao De's two slaps belong to children, you can think about it yourself." Your business is settled. Then he said to the old man: "Old man, you go from street to street, from shop to shop to find a head catcher, and if you can't find me, I'm trying to find a way to find him." Finally, he said to Comte: "You are more difficult to deal with this, what do you think you want?" ”

Kong De looked at the village owner, clenched his fists and said: "If the village owner is willing to take me to the village office, if there is something, I will definitely do my best to give advice to the village owner." ”

The village lord half-bowed his head and said, "There is no shortage of people in this village, I see that you can only talk a little, and you can't do things." Take the old man's case as an example, can you catch the thief? Not to mention that you can catch the thief, can you guess who the thief is? ”

Comte was stunned by his eyes, he was indeed a layman when it came to handling cases and catching thieves; He's not just a layman, now he's scared of bad guys, especially robbers. He said, "Village master, I am a strategist who plans how to make the village better. Handling cases and catching thieves is the work of the head catchers and fast catchers, and I don't walk with me. ”

The village lord listened to the thoughts, but before he could speak, Lao De said: "The village master asked me to return the old man with two slaps, but he still scolded me, how can it be counted?" ”

Before the village owner finished thinking, he was interrupted by Lao De, and he said: "He scolded you... This is your own business, whether it is scolding or slapping, it belongs to children fighting, and adults wrestling." When a child fights, solve it on his own, understand? ”

Lao De lowered his head and pondered, raised his head and said, "What if the old void doesn't come out?" ”