Hee-hee-hee~

The stupid author can finally add "ask for the first order" and "ask for a monthly pass" after the chapter title~

Attention units! The first subscription is valid within 24 hours of the publication of this chapter!

Other people also have the option of "asking for subscription...... Because it's unreliable, it's only a chapter V, and the first order is equal to the full order, so it's ...... When it doesn't exist!

Finally, the stupid author will sing the best song for the readers-the song of the monster!

嘤 ~ 嘤 ~ 嘤 ~ 嘤 ~ ( ̄▽ ̄~)~

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There were only four people in the ward, Dumbledore, Professor Snape, Harry, and Lin Xiaoan, but they seemed to be separated into two incompatible ends-

Dumbledore and Professor Snape are calm and self-contained deep seas, while Harry and Lin Xiaoan are restless flames.

Harry was (really) so frightened that he jumped to his feet, "Professor Dumbledore?!" ”

Lin Xiaoan was not far behind, and asked in surprise: "Professor, ...... you Bumped into (broken) heads?! ”

……

Dumbledore fumbled, pulling his wand, the Elder Wand, from the sleeve of his wizard's robe.

(The elder and the wand, the core of which is the tail feathers of the Thestrals, and the body of the wand is elderberry, one of the Deathly Hallows.)

Legend has it that it is a wand that can make the owner invincible, can cast great mana in duels, and the wielder can easily cast powerful magic, also known as the Death Rod, the Destiny Staff, or the Elderwood Wand.

Gay Deng's Beloved ...... Bah, friend! Gellert Grindelwald once stole it from Grigovich, the wand maker (mentioned in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it was made by the Grim Reaper for the eldest brother of the three brothers) and possessed it.

In 1945, Dumbledore defeated Grindelwald, became the owner of the Elder Wand and took it. ）

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"The Elder Wand can only be loyal to the one who defeated its original owner, Ann, as long as you defeat me......" Dumbledore affectionately stroked the pimple-looking Elder Wand.

"This ...... It's not good......" Lin Xiao'an pressed his little hand that was about to move with an extremely strong, very strong, and sky-breaking willpower, and said hypocritically: "Professor, I can't use a spell on you...... You are my most respected teacher...... Well, one of ......"

Dumbledore smiled generously, "Ann, this is my request, please forgive the stubbornness of an old man who is dying......"

……

"Severus ......"

"Harry......"

Dumbledore said to Professor Snape and Harry, "I have made up my mind, you don't have to stop it, and you don't have to worry about it. ”

"Ann is the one I have chosen, and I am confident that the Elder Wand will not resist me choosing a younger, more powerful master for it."

(Lin Xiaoan: Hehehehe~)

"Severus Snape, who is always loyal to Albus-gay Deng" easily did not contradict the old man's words, he just glared at Dumbledore and then at Lin Xiao'an, acquiescing to the matter.

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"Harry......?" Dumbledore looked at Harry kindly.

Harry's mind was in turmoil, as if he had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, and he didn't know what to do.

He nodded reluctantly and stammered, "Okay...... I...... Professor...... I still have classes...... I...... I'll go first......"

Then Harry ran out of the room in a very rude manner and without looking back—he had a hunch that if he saw Ann defeat Dumbledore, the giant ship of friendship between him and Ann might sink as a matter of ......

Harry trusted his instincts—sometimes better than Hermione's—and he followed his inner thoughts and stayed away from right and wrong.

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Dumbledore sighed almost inaudibly, his eyes growing more determined: Harry...... The heart is still too soft...... It's so kind...... It's too simple...... It's too watery......

"Ann, before you get the Elder Wand, I want you to make an unbreakable vow with me."

Good baby Potter is not present, and some things can be said openly and honestly.

Lin Xiaoan's mind flashed instantly: "Sao Nian, if you want to ask to marry Her Royal Highness the princess of our country, you must first defeat the evil dragon balabala ......", and shouted wildly in his heart: Come on, come on! Show one’s true colors in the end!!

What's the horse? Q: Do I say yes? Nonsense! Elder Wand, do you say yes?!

"Yes, Professor Dumbledore." Lin Xiaoan said briskly.

……

In the presence of Professor Snape, Dumbledore and Lin Xiaoan posed—

"Lin Xiao'an......"

Gay Deng used "Lin Xiao'an" instead of "Xiao An-Lin", and he thought that the fancy name seemed to be a little more binding on Lin Xiao'an.

"After getting the Elder Wand, are you willing to continue working for the Order of the Phoenix and bring the die-hard Death Eaters to justice?"

"I do!" Lin Xiaoan replied.

"Are you willing to assist Harry Potter at all times and help him kill Voldemort?"

"I do!!"

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Dumbledore spoke sharply, raising his voice and asking one last question:

"If Harry Potter can't kill Voldemort, are you willing to take the sin and kill Voldemort's Horcrux, Harry Potter, and then Voldemort?!"

Lin Xiaoan did not hesitate for a moment, and said happily: "I am willing!! ”

Dumbledore: "......"

Professor Snape: "......"

(Blackie: "......")

Although we are already mentally prepared, Lin Xiaoan, will you agree too quickly! Pretending not to pretend, is it so simple?!

"Licheng...... No, the oath is established! "Professor Snape's heart is tired.

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It's hard to collect it when it's covered with water, you can't get it back if you say it, and you can take regret medicine for what you did wrong!

Dumbledore took the Elder Wand and forced a smile, "So...... Xiao Ann ......"

"Professor...... Don't worry, I have another idea for you to use as a solution...... You put the Elder Wand down first...... Yes, it's okay to put it on the (sick) bed...... "Lin Xiaoanlang is used to it and doesn't want to take the ordinary road!"

Lin Xiaoan took out his dragon and phoenix Chengxiang wands and held them in the palm of his hand, lowered his head, and said kindly: "Hello, Mr. Old Wand!" Let me introduce you to this-"

Lin Xiaoan lifted the Shuanglong Bead Wand alone: "It's your long-lost godson Longlong, and this one-"

Phoenix Yu Fei's wand: "It's your goddaughter-in-law Fengfeng!" ”

Dumbledore/Professor Snape/Blackie/Elder Wand: "......"

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Lin Xiaoan made persistent efforts and gave the old wand a brainwashing package: "Long Long and Feng Feng have been in love for a long time, but unfortunately there is no respectable wand that can officiate for them, so that the two wands have no name and no distinction so far, it's really pitiful!" ”

"Whew-" Lin Xiao'an took a breath and continued: "Longlong and Fengfeng are both wands with filial piety, these-"

Lin Xiaoan took out a lot of bits and pieces from the space bag: a dragon skin wand protector, a top-grade wand varnish, and a natural wand scratch repair glue......

"It's all they who honor you!" After Lin Xiao'an finished speaking, the old wand—not an illusion, everyone (including the cat) saw it—moved half an inch by itself.

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Seeing this, Lin Xiaoan immediately threw out a killer idea: "In the country of planting flowers, marriage needs the orders of both parents. As long as you promise to come to me, I'll find you another wife!" At the Ollivanders wand shop in Diagon Alley, there is a graceful ...... living in the window"

"Gollum~"

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