Chapter 500: For Whom Is It Hard?
"Hey, good!" After leaving the village owner, although the two villagers were not as happy as the soldiers, their faces were also full of joy.
The two villagers held each other's two strips of snake sparrows, and kept flipping them to make the snake sparrows heat evenly.
The soldier watched the fire with a piece of dry wood and threw it into the fire with one hand.
When the village lord was gone, the soldier was overjoyed, and his face was always happy, and he happily stabbed the fire and threw dry wood into the fire. The soldier said: "This village master is gone, four sparrows, how can we divide the three?" ”
The two villagers listened, and the movements of the roasted snake sparrow slowed down. They both said in their hearts, "What about these three people and four sparrows?" ”
The soldier also said in his heart, "What about these three people and four sparrows?" One eats the head and neck, one eats the body, one eats two legs and two wings? ”
The soldier said in his heart, "This bird's leg is delicious, and the chest is fine." The wings are also delicious, as are the head and neck. ”
The soldier said to himself, "What part of this is suitable?" ”
The soldier looked at the two villagers' roasted snakes, and immediately said, "Exchange snake meat for one bird, so that I can eat two birds." ”
After thinking about it, the soldier thought about it again, and the snake meat was given to each of them in exchange for two birds, and the rest belonged to me and the village owner. The village master is gone, the village owner's sparrow should belong to me, why should they divide the village master's sparrow?
The more the soldier thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he said, "This, the village master and I, are to take two pieces of snake meat in exchange for two sparrows for you two to eat." The village master is gone, the village owner's sparrow, and the village owner's snake meat, all belong to me, and you two can't share anything. ”
When the two villagers heard this, their movements of turning the snake meat and sparrows became very slow, and the joy on their faces vanished. The tall, lanky villager looked at the soldier, and the one carrying the birdcage only looked at the soldier.
The tall and thin villager said, "Brother Bing, one of us is a sparrow and a snake meat?" ”
The soldier said to the snake meat and sparrows, "Turn around, don't roast it." ”
After speaking, the soldier said, "Yes, you two have a sparrow and a snake meat each." ”
The smell of this barbecue is fragrant, or roast bird meat and snake meat, and I drool when I smell it. The two villagers tossed snake meat and sparrows, and the tall and thin villager asked, "How big is a piece of snake meat?" ”
The soldier compared it to him and said, "It's as long as half a sparrow." ”
Hearing this, the two villagers looked at the soldier and stopped rummaging through the two strips in their hands that were wearing snake-fleshed sparrows.
When the soldier saw this, he said, "Look at what I'm doing, barbecue well." Pay attention to flipping. ”
"I'll add fuel to the fire." The soldier took a few sticks of dry wood and threw them at the fire.
The two villagers flipped the two strips of snake-fleshed sparrows, and the tall and thin villager asked, "One person is half a sparrow, and the snake meat is long?" ”
The soldier replied, "Yes, you two have that snake meat alone." ”
The villager carrying the bird cage flipped two sticks in his hand, and said in his heart: "Half a sparrow is a little too long, right?" Why don't you say it's the length of half a sparrow? ”
The villager carrying the bird cage flipped the two strips and said, "Brother Bing, this is half a sparrow long, isn't it a little short?" If you don't say anything, you have to be half a sparrow, right? ”
The tall and thin villager listened and said, "What, most of the sparrows are as long?" He said to his friend, "What do you want that chief to do?" You talk a little bit longer. Half a sparrow's length. ”
The tall and thin villager said of his friend, "Are you stupid, what are you talking about?" ”
The villagers, who were only carrying bird cages, said in their hearts, "Can he give it if it grows?" ”
After finishing speaking, the villager said: "I said for a long time, can people give it to us?" ”
"Can you give it to us?" The tall and thin villager said loudly, and he said, "He can't give it to us, and you can't say it short, and if it is short, we won't be suitable." ”
The villager who was only carrying the bird cage said: "Then what do you say, he can't give us more in the first place?" ”
The tall and thin villager flipped through the strips of snake-fleshed sparrows in his hands, and said in his heart: "This friend, the heart and eyes are too good." After finishing his heart, he said, "Are you good or not?" ”
The villager who was only carrying the bird cage was a little unhappy when he heard this, and he said, "What are you talking about, can he give you more snake meat?" ”
The tall and thin villager said, "He can't give you more, don't say anything." ”
The villagers, who were only carrying bird cages, listened and asked, "Why?" ”
"Why?" The tall and thin villager said, "Why do you still need me to say it?" ”
The villager, who was only carrying a bird's cage, thought about it, looked at his friend, and said, "Just give most of the sparrow that grows." ”
The soldier poked the fire, threw two dry firewoods into it, and said, "Watch the turning." Then he said, "Look at the sparrow, how big is the sparrow, and how old can it eat more meat?" Look at my snake, it's all meat. That's enough meat for half a sparrow for the two of you. ”
The tall and thin villager looked at the snake meat and the sparrow, and said, "Do you smell it, is it the smell of sparrows or the smell of snake meat?" ”
The soldier leaned over and sniffed it, and the smell of sparrows was more fragrant than snake meat. The soldier sat back and said, "This sparrow smells fragrant, but it doesn't taste like snake meat. ”
The tall and thin villager said, "Why have you eaten snake meat and sparrow meat?" I'm telling you, snake meat doesn't smell as sparrow meat. ”
The villager carrying the bird cage said, "The snake meat smells a little earthy. ”
The soldier listened and said, "This is barbecue, barbecue, he doesn't matter what kind of meat he has." Snake meat, its fragrance is greater than the earthy smell, after the barbecue, the fragrance completely overwhelms the earthy smell. ”
The soldier said: "The barbecue snake meat is fragrant, you two don't lose, the long snake meat of half a sparrow, there is a lot of meat, only more than sparrow meat, not less than sparrow meat." ”
The tall and thin villager said, "The village master is gone, and the two sparrows and the remaining snake meat for us are all yours to eat." With so much snake meat, can you eat it alone? No matter how much you want, how about a sparrow-sized snake? I'm telling you, we've all lost it, at least twice as much snake meat. ”
"Lost?" The soldier looked at the villager without a good face, and said, "Who are the racks for roasting birds, the strips for wearing birds, and the firewood for roasting birds?" I and the village owner made it. ”
"How can you give more meat?" The tall and thin villager looked at the soldier's heart and said, "That's it, just follow what Brother Bing said." ”
The soldier took a handful of firewood, threw it on the fire, and said, "If you are tired, give it to Brother Bing." ”
The villager carrying the bird cage said: "Brother Bing looks at the fire, and the two of us barbecue meat." ”
The aroma of the meat is overflowing, this meat is fragrant, not fried or stewed, not steamed or cooked, but the fragrance of barbecue. Smell the drool, don't eat the heart. If you want to smell it, you will always think about it if you don't eat it.
The soldier looked at the snake and sparrow meat and said, "Keep it turning, roast it a little longer, and roast it thoroughly, so that it is fragrant inside and out." Keep turning so that it doesn't burn on the inside and outside. ”
The two villagers were roasting meat, and almost the whole snake was going to the soldier. Not only that, but half of the sparrows will belong to him. The two of them roasted, and they always felt that it was not a taste in their hearts.