Oh, dear readers......

3,000 Collections......

Achieved the eh, hey, hey~

Applause (snapping) ~

Sprinkle flowers (bang-la-la)~

Yes......

Yes......

Something is wrong with the wood......

Ben salted fish is just ......

Unsophisticated......

Shuffle......

I didn't plan to add more......

But......

Tickets (medicines) cannot be stopped~

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The Defense Against the Dark Arts class in the afternoon amazed Lin Xiao'an, and Gilderoy Lockhart's face was really thick enough, second only to ...... (cough, cough, cough), that kind of honey is confident, even Lin Xiaoan is almost willing to bow down.

Sometimes, it's not so pleasant to know the plot in advance - for example, now, Lin Xiaoan listens to Lockhart standing on the podium and talking about it, and he can't hold back the villain who loves and praises in his heart, and he pops up (in his heart) and sings with Lockhart-

Lockhart: "I, Gilderoy Lockhart, Lord Merlin, 3rd Class......"

Lin Xiaoan: Aha?

Lockhart: "Honorary Member of the Defence Against the Dark Arts......"

Lin Xiaoan: Oh roar?

Lockhart: "Five-time winner of Wizarding Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award......"

Lin Xiaoan: Wow...... Mader's Staff!

Lin Xiaoan endured very hard, he is the only one who knows the truth at present, as the saying goes, everyone is drunk and I am sober...... Lin Xiaoan didn't dare to speak, he was afraid that he would laugh too loudly and not be reserved enough.

Lin Xiaoan couldn't figure out where Lockhart's powerful feel-good self came from — was it his barely passable face (which Lin Xiaoan felt), or was it the Forgetting Charm that he mastered?

Speaking of which, in terms of "lost self-confidence", Lin Xiaoan and Lockhart do have something in common.

Lin Xiaoan always thinks that his appearance is against the sky, and he has been planting flowers for 5,000 years, even if he takes 10,000 steps back...... His beauty can also be among the top 500!

As for why Lin Xiaoan has been a human being in his two lives, except for his closest relatives and elders who once praised his "true spirit" (with a clear conscience), everyone else is indifferent to his "handsome face"?

Lin Xiaoan blamed this on - in his previous life, the flower planter was too restrained and not good at expression; In this life, crooked nuts are face blind, face blind!

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Readers, let's put aside the plot for the time being and listen to the stupid author first...... Describe the appearance of the protagonist of this article, Lin Xiaoan.

Lin Xiaoan, male (This is very important!) ), not tall or short compared to his peers (Lin Xiaoan: When I became an adult, I wore shoes of one meter eighty-four, about six feet!). ), not fat or thin (six-pack abs are invisible, to be unlocked...... ) of medium stature.

Yellow skin that is neither deep nor shallow, and a short thick black hair that is neatly groomed (this is also important!) Now and in the future...... Not bald! ), single eyelids, black eyes that are not big or small (eyes like torches!) ), a plain-shaped nose, an uncharacteristic mouth, and a pair of normal-sized ears.

All in all, in short, no matter how inflated Lin Xiaoan is and how embarrassed he is, he is actually ...... One! Piece! Road! Person!

However, Lin Xiaoan still has shining points, such as...... is thicker than the skin, it is not an exaggeration to say that all over the world, Lin Xiaoan is not afraid.

Since Lin Xiaoan got the system and became a super tyrant who can drink hot water as soon as he wants to drink hot water no matter where he is in any corner of the earth, he has trembled and waved, he dares to do anything to die, and anyone dares to help him, so I ask you if you can help it!

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Lin Xiaoan secretly poked and poked Diss Lockhart in his heart, and at the same time had to admit that a thick-skinned black sesame stuffing like Lockhart only followed the trend - after all, honest people are going to be used to pick up the plate~

At this time, the classroom was already in chaos, and Lockhart finally released the Cornish elves of the sabotage mania after asking the students to fill out the so-called test papers-

The pokemon flew around like rockets.

Two of them grabbed Neville by the ears and picked him up.

A few others rushed out of the window and scattered broken glass in the back row of the classroom.

The rest wreak havoc in the classroom, more powerful than a rampaging rhinoceros.

They grabbed inkwell bottles and threw them at the class, tore books and paper to shreds, tore pictures from the walls, turned garbage bins upside down, and threw students' school bags and textbooks out of broken windows.

A few minutes later, half of the class was hiding under the desk, and Neville was swinging on the chandelier — and "Bang!" It dropped.

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The riot continued until the bell rang for the end of class — and apparently, Lockhart couldn't do anything about it.

When the students were almost gone, Lockhart straightened up from under the lectern table where he was hiding, handed over the "heavy lifting" of dealing with the elves to Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and then slipped away.

Ron was unhappy with this, and began to question Lockhart.

Hermione, who was shrouded in the aura of a fan girl, insisted that Lockhart just wanted the students to practice more.

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"Practice?" Harry tried to grab a pixie, but it dodged lightly, sticking its tongue out at him, "Hermione, he doesn't know what he's doing. ”

"Nonsense," Hermione defended Lockhart, "you've all read his books - think of the amazing things he did......"

"It's just that he said he did it." Ron muttered.

Harry reluctantly said, "Forget it...... Let's concentrate on these elves, and preferably get them before dinner - Ann will be gone after class, if he's ......"

"yes, where did Xiao An go?" Hermione was also confused.

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Lin Xiaoan stopped Lockhart, who was hurriedly trying to go back to the office to pamper himself: "Hello, Professor Lockhart~"