The old man who fell to the ground after touching the porcelain, after being on the ground for a long time, had leg cramps, and got up on his own. Not only the hat-wearers and turban-wearers talked about him, but there were also a few people among the onlookers who were talking about him.

The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and wooden barrel shop, halfway through it, took Lao De's shoes and entered the scholar's medical hall. He came to the ward, threw his shoes in front of Lao De's bed, and said, "Give you shoes." ”

The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop did not throw it away, and threw his shoes under the bed. Lao De was sitting on the hospital bed at this time, and when he saw one foot stepping on his shoe and the other foot on his daughter-in-law's foot, he lowered his head and looked under the bed, and said, "Can't you take your shoes and throw them under the bed?" ”

The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket barrel shop said: "Isn't it a little inconvenient for me to walk, isn't it easy to throw it to you?" ”

Lao De said: "You have walked all the way to your house, are you still missing these four or five steps?" ”

The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop said: "You don't have anyone to kick it there, and if you kick it, you will know that you don't want to walk four or five steps." ”

Lao De said: "It's not that, you've gone to your house, are you still a few steps away?" Can these few steps hurt you? ”

The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop listened to it and said, "The shoes are all brought to you, why are there so many things, I haven't looked for you yet?" ”

Lao De listened and said: "I didn't throw the shoes at your house, it was the rat who picked up my shoes and threw them to your house?" Are you looking for a mouse? ”

The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop listened and said, "What can you do if I throw my shoes under your bed?" ”

Lao De put his hand under the bed and said, "Could you please help me take out my shoes?" ”

The basket seller replied: "I'm not free, you can take it yourself." ”

Lao De replied: "You said you threw it for me, what if you help me take it out again?" ”

The crotch of the basket and bucket was kicked by the shopkeeper, he didn't want to make too much action, he replied: "It's a little inconvenient for me to bend over, or I'll get it for you." ”

Lao De looked at it and said, "Forget it, I'll ask my daughter-in-law to bring it to me." ”

After speaking, Lao De looked at his daughter-in-law and said, "Daughter-in-law, you go under the bed and help me take out my shoes." ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law pushed Lao De: "Take it yourself." ”

Lao De's head and knees were injured, and they were all plastered, he touched his head and knees and said, "This head is nothing, but my knees can't kneel on the ground?" ”

At this time, the buddy cat brother said, "You won't not put your knees on the ground?" ”

Lao De looked at Brother Mao and said, "Don't talk if you don't have anything to do." ”

Brother Mao listened back: "Lao De, you are a good person, aren't you?" ”

Lao De replied: "It's okay." ”

After speaking, Lao De said to his daughter-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, my knees are inconvenient, help me get my shoes out." ”

The shoe that was thrown into the bottom of the bed by the basket and bucket seller was the shoe thrown by Lao De beating his daughter-in-law, and Lao De's daughter-in-law gave Lao De a slap and said, "Take it yourself!" ”

This slap Lao De was completely defenseless, and he didn't expect it at all, Lao De fell on the bed, looked at his daughter-in-law with one arm on the bed, and touched his nose and mouth with the other hand.

This slap stunned the people in the ward, and the basket seller was stunned and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Lao De covered his nose and mouth and looked at his daughter-in-law, and said in a daze: "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?" ”

The old daughter-in-law replied: "Pick up the shoes yourself!" ”

Lao De was thinking about why his daughter-in-law beat him, he thought about it, it should be the shoe, the shoe he threw away by his daughter-in-law. Lao De thought of this, looked at his daughter-in-law, and said, "Daughter-in-law? ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law looked at Lao De and said, "You can pick up that shoe yourself!" ”

Old De pondered for a moment and said, "My knees are inconvenient? ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law: "Figure it out yourself." ”

Lao De looked at the other people in the ward and asked, "Who can help me take out my shoes, help me take out my shoes, I Lao De hugged his fists and thanked him?" ”

Everyone in the ward looked at Lao De, and Lao De's daughter-in-law glanced at the people in the ward. Comte said, "Why don't I help you take it out?" ”

Lao De saw Kong De helping, and he replied: "Okay, you help me take out my shoes, and I will clench my fists to thank you." Lao De said and hugged his fist at Conde.

Kong De saw Lao De hugging his fist, he was stunned, and asked, "Mr. Lao De, do you thank me Kong De for holding your fist?" ”

Lao De said habitually to Kong De hugged the fist, this fist is not Lao De Xie Conde, Lao De is also honest, he said: "This fist is my subconscious, not thank you." When Kong De helps me reach out for my shoes, I will clench my fists and thank Kong De'er. ”

Kong De also hugged Lao De with a fist, and he turned to look at the bottom of the bed and said, "Okay." ”

Comte came to Lao De's bed, lay on the ground and got in, and reached out to take the shoe in his hand. Kong De took out Lao De's shoes and handed them to Lao De: "Give it." ”

Lao De reached out and took the shoe, Kong De took two steps back, and stood there waiting for Lao De to clench his fist at him and thank him.

When Lao De saw this, he replied, "Comte wait a minute, wait for me to put on my shoes." ”

Lao De sat on the bed and put on his shoes. Lao De's knee was injured and it was a little inconvenient, and his daughter-in-law did not speak when she saw it. Lao De put on his shoes and touched his injured knee. He looked at Conde, stood up with his daughter-in-law, clasped his fist at Conde, and said, "Thank you, Conde." ”

Comte acquiesced in Lao De's thanks to him, he snorted and gestured to Lao De, and moved aside.

Lao De glanced at Conde, parted his hand, and said, "I thought I would wear the shoes, the village master?" Lao De finished his words and looked at the village master.

When the village lord heard this, he looked at Lao De and asked, "What do you want me to do?" ”

Lao De replied: "Isn't the village owner going to compare poems with me?" ”

The village owner smiled back: "Yes, if I win, you can become famous." ”

Lao De said: "I must not lose to you, if I win you, my Lao De will be more or less stronger than before in Ping'an Village." After thinking about it, Lao De said: "The village master will come to my house to compare?" ”

The village owner replied: "You can do it anywhere, it's better for someone to see it." "The village owner felt that he was sure of winning the old virtue, and he wanted others to spread it, and spread it out, so that others could know about him.

Lao De listened to it and agreed with what the village owner said, he compared poems with the village owner, and someone had to watch him, otherwise if he won the village owner, no one would see it, and there would be no witnesses. Without witnesses, who believes that he won the village owner? Besides, you can also use the mouths of witnesses to spread the news that he won the village owner by comparing poems with the village owner. No one preached it, only he and the village owner knew, what was the meaning of this poem compared to him?

Thinking about Bi Laode said: "What the village master said is good, you have to find a place where there are people?" ”

The shopkeeper who was going to be beaten with a stick said, "Village master, why should I go to the village master to be beaten with a stick?" ”

The village lord said, "You follow me and Lao De, and wait for me to finish the poem with Lao De." Don't worry, one of the five sticks won't miss you. ”

The shopkeeper who was beaten by the shopkeeper and sold baskets and barrels said: "Village master, do I have to follow?" ”

The village owner replied: "You are the party, you have to follow us." ”

The shopkeeper who sold baskets and barrels replied: "Then I'll go back to the shop and talk to my old ladies." ”

The village owner replied: "Go and go back quickly." ”

The shopkeeper who sold baskets and barrels replied: "Please wait for me for a moment." As he spoke, he threw his fist at the village lord, turned around and walked out unhappily. Because he was kicked there, he walked somewhat abnormally.

The shopkeeper watched him walk out of the ward, and said in his heart: "If I kick you and slap you, I will have to take five sticks." Is it worth it? ”

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