As a pseudo-fan, Ben Bao unconditionally supports the German male model team! Bet on a pack of spicy dried fish!

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"You ...... Who are you?! I've called the police! Get out of my house! I warn you—"

Vernon Desley clutched a shotgun tightly in his hand, and his face flushed as if he were angry...... The domestic pig, in vain, loudly threatens strangers who suddenly break into the house in pale language.

Behind him, dodged a skinny blonde woman, and a chubby, white, chubby woman who was almost twice as wide as him...... Fat paper.

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Lin Xiaoan nodded politely towards the Dursleys, "Good day, Mr. Dursley, Mrs. Dursley, and- you're Harry's cousin, right?" Please allow me to introduce myself-"

Lin Xiaoan waved his hand, stopping Mr. Butler's attempt to snatch the weapon from Dursley's hand - with a gun in hand, the Desleys could feel more secure.

Lin Xiaoan decided to speak as well as he could, try not to use force, and not to make any moves that might cause misunderstandings (so you forgot so quickly that you broke in?). ）。

Vernon Desley was selfish and arrogant, and their family's "upbringing" of Harry could be equated with abuse, but—

He was a good husband and father, even if he was not up to the task, but he could not deny his genuine love for his family.

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"I'm Lin Xiaoan, Harry's classmate at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry—"

Lin Xiao'an looked at Vernon Desley's 50% angry, 40% frightened, and 10% irritated gaze, and said calmly: "My father, Sir Lin, is fortunate to be awarded the title of Knight Commander of the First Class (the highest rank, called Knight Commander).

I myself attended The Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School

If you follow the financial news, you've probably heard of Lin's Investments, which owns 18 percent of the Scottish Gold Resources Mining Company – one of my family's properties. ”

Every time Lin Xiaoan said a word, Vernon Desley's anger weakened visibly, and when Lin Xiaoan finished speaking, Desley put down the shotgun in his hand.

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"Welcome, welcome—Mr. Lin, please be seated. Penny, please pour Mr. Lin a cup of tea, okay? ”

While Desley couldn't make it easier to smile — mastering this kind of instantaneous face-changing technique required a deep city (Dumbledore, for example), at least he seemed much more at ease.

"It's rude." Lin Xiaoan said politely. The one who pretended to be a dog made even Dumbledore bow down and say the word "obedience".

Mr. Butler wasted no time in giving the (expensive) gifts that had been prepared in advance, and the scene immediately became joyful.

No one mentioned Harry's current condition, and Lin Xiao'an seemed to have forgotten about it, sitting comfortably on the sofa, smiling, and began to talk awkwardly with the Desleys.

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After a while, Vernon Desley blushed and shouted, "Mr. Lin, you are insulting me!" ”

Lin Xiaoan was unmoved: "Oh, you should be glad that I insulted you with cute little gray pieces of paper, not legally armed security guards, Mr. Dursley. ”

(The maximum denomination of GBP in circulation is £50.)

Series D £50 was issued on 20 March 1981 and was discontinued on 20 September 1996;

Series E £50 was issued on 20 April 1994 and was discontinued on 30 April 2014.

The D-sequence, grey version with the Queen's head, not the John Hoblum's version is selected.

The E sequence is 50 pounds, half red and half gray, which is not very easy to describe! ）

Vernon Dursley couldn't help but glance at the men in suits standing at the door out of the corner of his eye, and then said a few times, and then said dejectedly, "I accept your offer, Mr. Lin." ”

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Oye, join the Order of the Phoenix, get √!

If it can be solved with a small amount of money, it is not a problem!

Lin Xiao'an's heart was crooked, but his face did not change: "Then, it's decided." Before graduating, for reasons you know, Mrs. Desley—"

Lin Xiaoan looked at Harry's aunt, and Penny Desley pulled a smile that was more ugly than crying extremely reluctantly.

"Harry still needs to live here every summer vacation, and you must make sure that nothing bothers him, including verbal violence and restrictions on his personal freedom.

As compensation, Mr. Dursley will receive a large order that will definitely get your boss to give you a promotion and a raise, and the specific terms will be communicated to you...... Well...... Happy working together? ”

Vernon--T are the rich people sick of snakes-Desley: "...... Happy to work with. ”